Bugged Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: THE BESTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!1!!1!11!ONE!!! "A lunchtime parade of topless porn stars down the main street of New Zealand's biggest city has been given official approval, as no laws will be broken." "They also were told police had approved the parade and would be in attendance to ensure road safety." The whole damn force? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Man, I never drank so much Anheuser-Busch ****e in my life as I drank in Ohio. Hideous. You really are depraved. I'd sooner be sober than drink Anheuser-Busch. And I'd sooner impale myself on a tuning fork than drink Budweiser. [shudder] Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Originally posted by Bugged: "They also were told police had approved the parade and would be in attendance to ensure road safety." The whole damn force? Yep, all 2 of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng: Tell me again about the rabbits, George! So. Are you tying in with inanity, in a general sense? Or just as it applies to little Mr. Library Monitor? Noba. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: I’m speaking to you now from a library… my home computer is dead to me! I’m lost at sea, washed up, out on a limb… I’m a savage who may as well be cut-off from the information age I’m half inclined to begin worshipping the Moon & chasing rabbits for tea And this library does not allow me to do what I need to do… The Librarian was enraged when I got out the bottle of wine, even offering her a glass or two wouldn’t appease her! And she wasn’t much pleased by me wanting to install CMAK on the system… I even promised I wouldn’t mod it (well not much anyway)! And when I asked why ‘this sodding thing’ won’t let me download lesbian gymnastics she threatened to call the police… know I don’t know much but what I do know is that the police don’t fix computers!Heh, heh. See, Small Stuff? It doesn't pay to mess with a Real God. On the other hand, if you were to offer me a sufficiently humble and worshipful sacrifice, I might be willing to grant a remission of your sins. Eventually... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Originally posted by Bugged: "A lunchtime parade of topless porn stars down the main street of New Zealand's biggest city has been given official approval, as no laws will be broken." "They also were told police had approved the parade and would be in attendance to ensure road safety." The whole damn force? You betcha. What's more, they will probably film the entire event and study it carefully frame by frame to ensure that no laws were broken. Except possibly in some cases the Law of Gravity. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged: "A lunchtime parade of topless porn stars down the main street of New Zealand's biggest city has been given official approval, as no laws will be broken." "They also were told police had approved the parade and would be in attendance to ensure road safety." The whole damn force? You betcha. What's more, they will probably film the entire event and study it carefully frame by frame to ensure that no laws were broken. Except possibly in some cases the Law of Gravity. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Rams? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: THE BESTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!1!!1!11!ONE!!! "It is not like a television set you can turn off or a book you can shut," Raffills was reported telling The New Zealand Herald newspaper Tuesday. Which is nice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 The spleen removal device is now back in full working order. Who needs a spleen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I could do with a spare...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: who's going to be interested in seeing topless sheep???? I ask you? Sheeps with no tops? Is that a half a sheep or an eep? What happened to their tops? I think a crime has been committed. You have to keep in mind, Mace can't shod a sheep with no top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Bauhaus, sit down and quit huffing spray paint! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Bauhaus, sit down and quit huffing spray paint! No one huffs anymore. Meth is where it is at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Originally posted by dalem: The spleen removal device is now back in full working order. Who needs a spleen? How are they fried with onions? I've never had spleen. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Originally posted by stoat: Meth is where it is at. Is it true that you get a bigger rush if you shoot it into your eyeball? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stoat: Meth is where it is at. Is it true that you get a bigger rush if you shoot it into your eyeball? Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Originally posted by bauhaus: Sheeps with no tops? Is that a half a sheep or an eep? What happened to their tops? Dunno. *munches thoughtfully on his lamb roast sandwich* You have to keep in mind, Mace can't shod a sheep with no top. Well if it was a practice to shod sheep, which it isn't, there'd still be two hooves available. Unless of course you mean I'm the one with no top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stoat: Meth is where it is at. Is it true that you get a bigger rush if you shoot it into your eyeball? Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Is it true that you get a bigger rush if you shoot it into your eyeball? Why don't you shoot it into your eyeball Michael and let us know? Try shooting it in with an 88mm cannon.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Ah, Stuka. I notice you are back. Don't you have poor fellaheen to exploit or something? Oil to pump? Whatever it is you do when you are not sucking up to the local emir? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Bold my name you worthless non entity.... or I'll have to get all Jihad on yo' ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 "Did you ever sit and ponder, as you walk along the strand, that life's a bitter battle at the best. And if you only knew it you would lend a helping hand, then every man could meet the final test. The world is but a stage, my friend, and life's but a game, and how you play is all that matters in the end. But whether a man is right or wrong, a woman gets the blame, and your mother is your dog's best friend. Then up came mighty Casey, and strode up to the bat, and Sheridan was fifty miles away. For it takes a heap of loving to make a home like that, on the road to where the flying fishes play." I think that just about sums it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Originally posted by dalem: You don't do an eyeball hit (behind the eye really) for the rush - you do it because all your veins have collapsed. I've had interesting friends. Explains their Marty Feldman eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Would anyone like to play a cmbb or cmak tcp-ip game with me around 16.00 - 17.00 (greenwich time +1 )? I've got nothing to do all evening, and i feel sad and alone. please help. mail me at sebber@lycos.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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