37mm Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 My ongoing research into why Waltero is apparently nuts has led me to discover that the Queen & George ‘Dubya’ Bush are in fact shape-shifting alien lizards. Of course some simple minded sheep would bleat about there being ‘no evidence’ for such a claim but for those of us who are truly ‘enlightened’ such knowledge comes to us as no great surprise… I mean have any of you actually seen an Emrys? Don’t tell me that fricking sod is human! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Cheap don't cut it with Olde Ones.I didn't know Budweiser was so expensive... I apologise for the misunderstanding </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: So, when the Bard was extolling the virtues of cheap beer to me the other evening, he must have been drunk, I suppose. And on cheap beer, most likely. Very well, so he CAN bribe one Olde One. He needs two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: My ongoing research into why Waltero is apparently nuts has led me to discover that the Queen & George ‘Dubya’ Bush are in fact shape-shifting alien lizards. Of course some simple minded sheep would bleat about there being ‘no evidence’ for such a claim but for those of us who are truly ‘enlightened’ such knowledge comes to us as no great surprise… I mean have any of you actually seen an Emrys? Don’t tell me that fricking sod is human! It isn't research unless it involves mice running around in maces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: He needs two. Bollocks... a single one of you is often enough to cause endless confusion amongst the ranks. Heck the whiff of perfume is often adequate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: It isn't research unless it involves mice running around in maces. Wouldn't Mace object? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: It isn't research unless it involves mice running around in maces. Wouldn't Mace object? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: So, when the Bard was extolling the virtues of cheap beer to me the other evening, he must have been drunk, I suppose. And on cheap beer, most likely. Very well, so he CAN bribe one Olde One. He needs two. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Cheap don't cut it with Olde Ones.I didn't know Budweiser was so expensive... I apologise for the misunderstanding </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Emrys you perfidious collection of visually displeasing baubles, you would look out of place even on Abbotts Christmas tree!Oh, Sweetheart! That was sooooooo lovely! Too bad Valentine's Day is already past, I would have sent you a big box of chocolates. Mmmmm-mmm *smootch* XXXXXX Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by MrPeng: Who cares? is that the right answer?It was, but you blew it by asking. Bzzzzzzzt. Put the dunce cap back on. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by Speedy: Most intelligent thing you ever posted, Speedy. Congratulations. You get to whack Peng with a balloon. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by Speedy: You're wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I'm on the road and busy damnit ... AND Sir Sir 37mm KNEW IT! I'll not stand for this NotSoSwiftboating of your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread. Joe p.s. Those rules truly did suck ... and that's considering the source too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by SturmSebber: My noble and wise master Sir37mm of the sacred and exhaulted Pool has asked me to be extremely annoying towards all the vermin that can be found in this thread. Now, i'm not a name-calling person, and i'm just too eloquent and learned for any of you to even get a glimpse of my true wittyness. so i'm just going to hold you lot the proverbial mirror: I think my job here has been done. I leave you all flabbergasted and with my utter contempt, Sturmy Why don't you just shut up or otherwise I'm going to slap you like the bitch that you are. :mad: :mad: :mad: Poof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I'm going to slap you like the bitch that you are. Oh goodie! Can i bring the whipped cream and carrots ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: If everyday is Monday, does time really pass? No it stays on 9am for perpituity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Carrots? I had no idea that beta carotene was an aphrodis... arphodysi... one of them things to put lead in your Eberhard-Faber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by SturmSebber: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> I'm going to slap you like the bitch that you are. Oh goodie! Can i bring the whipped cream and carrots ? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: Woman blinded in one eye by carrot Do you spend your entire time searching the web for obscure crap like this? My god, you must lead an extremely dull life. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Well, BFC won't let me post the other site I found where they were actually using whip cream and carrots. What's a guy to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by Elvis: Wankers. Oh, you saw that site too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: What's a guy to do? You really sure you want me to answer that? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Woman blinded in one eye by carrot Do you spend your entire time searching the web for obscure crap like this? My god, you must lead an extremely dull life. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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