Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I'm back in town...Oh. I thought that smell was the paper mill. ...go away...Excellent idea. Why don't you do that? Like, forever maybe. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Look, I've stuck a carrot in a RPG-7 launcher. Can I have it modelled in the game? No, but if you put it someplace else, you might get Sturmy interested. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Battlefront.com: Thankfully, our Forums here at Battlefront.com are all contributors to the expansion of the Human mind. Have you even been on your own General Forum? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Don't forget to use proper puncuation there :mad: And spielling too. Mustent for get coreect spalling. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Clearly irony is wasted on Sir Teeny Weeny here... You post that as if it were news to anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: He did it back in CMBO He did it in 'BB Lazing about the beach all day, At night the SSN's so creepy Squinting faces at the sky A Grog Dorosh article Surfers drop their boards and dry And everybody wants a Hetzer But behind the Chalet My holiday's complete And I feel like William Tell Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet Fitting shell fish up his bum Fitting shell fish up his bum Shrinking in the sea so cold Topless ladies look away An Abbot in a sudden shower Shelters from the rain You wish you had a motor boat To pose around the harbour bar And when Foul Joe goes off to bed You hook it up behind the car Fitting shell fish up his bum Fitting shell fish up his bum Two fat ladies window shop Something for the mantelpiece In for bingo all the nines A Grandma Steve for a Small Emma The coach drivers stand about Looking at a local map About the boy he's gone away Down to next door's caravan Fitting shell fish up his bum Fitting shell fish up his bum That whole thing scans very badly. Hmm, 'badly' rhymes with 'Radley'. Coincidence or the finger of God? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Clearly irony is wasted on Sir Teeny Weeny here... You post that as if it were news to anyone </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: I am not disturbed...The hell you aren't! You backwoods loony, you're already too far gone for the boys in lab coats. They're turning you over to Fish & Game for treatment. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Trying to get to 20,000 posts just in this Thread, Mikey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 One of these days I'm going to catch you lot napping and fill up a whole page by myself. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: He did it back in CMBO He did it in 'BB Lazing about the beach all day, At night the SSN's so creepy Squinting faces at the sky A Grog Dorosh article Surfers drop their boards and dry And everybody wants a Hetzer But behind the Chalet My holiday's complete And I feel like William Tell Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet Fitting shell fish up his bum Fitting shell fish up his bum Shrinking in the sea so cold Topless ladies look away An Abbot in a sudden shower Shelters from the rain You wish you had a motor boat To pose around the harbour bar And when Foul Joe goes off to bed You hook it up behind the car Fitting shell fish up his bum Fitting shell fish up his bum Two fat ladies window shop Something for the mantelpiece In for bingo all the nines A Grandma Steve for a Small Emma The coach drivers stand about Looking at a local map About the boy he's gone away Down to next door's caravan Fitting shell fish up his bum Fitting shell fish up his bum That whole thing scans very badly. Hmm, 'badly' rhymes with 'Radley'. Coincidence or the finger of God? Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: One of these days I'm going to catch you lot napping and fill up a whole page by myself. Michael Must you play with yourself in public? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Btw does anyone know the reason why I am online right now? I forgot. It's the blue capsule with the red stripe around the middle. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellfish Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: One of these days I'm going to catch you lot napping and fill up a whole page by myself. Michael You need to remove me from your sig line. I never gave you permission to quote me, let alone distrubute my copywritten material via electronic means. The RIAA is gonna come down hard on you, honkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 20, 2006 Author Share Posted July 20, 2006 Dear spit on my Peng, is the Cesspool truly being overrun by the likes of a complete, soddin’ wanker like Emrys? Shirley, something must be done? Perhaps we could replace the dead Waffler Thread with some sort of an 'Emrys thread'... *shudder* Of course only Emrys would ever post in the damned thing, but it might just help keep the buggar amused & off of our backs for awhile. All who agree say Aye... or, if some of you are too pissed on Fosters to speak, just vomit once or twice... ya bleedin’ daft upside down twits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 20, 2006 Author Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I'm on the road and busy damnit ... AND Sir Sir 37mm KNEW IT! Yeah, yeah I knew, I admit it... but it's alright you see coz me & Boo really just needed an excuse to go rummaging through your locker. We probably needn’t have bothered, after the usual banditry & betrayal, all I got was some false teeth, a rusty nail & an old chewed copy of Il-2 Sturmovik: Forgotten Battles… what Boo got I’m as yet unaware Originally posted by Joe Shaw: No, Steve of the Tin Cup and String ISP MUST complain because HIS tinny and discordant voice isn't among the podcasts hosted to date.I have to wonder now, how deep does this terrible conspiracy really go? I've got my eye on you J... oh look something shiny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlefront.com Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 I have a reasonably quick connection (1.5MB), but I wouldn't touch one of Dirty Joe's podcasts with a barge pole.Emrys, WTF is wrong with you? You're starting to talk all sensible and what not. Who told you could do that? It's like going uninvited into someone's living room and taking a crap on their floor without asking. Actually, in the context of this thread it is more like going into someone's house and NOT crapping on their floor. Sheesh... you'd think a guy who's made 18883 of his 18890 posts to this thread would know that. Slow on the upchuck, I guess. Bah! What's the use... talking sense to you is less fun than working with Charles' TO&E format, so I'll go back to doing that instead. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by fytinghellfish: You need to remove me from your sig line. I never gave you permission to quote me, let alone distrubute my copywritten material via electronic means.I claim fair use. Besides, it's only just recompense for my providing correct information to you when you hopelessly f***ed up. The RIAA is gonna come down hard on you, honkey! And for that racist insult, I'm turning you in to the moderator. Michael [ July 20, 2006, 05:43 PM: Message edited by: Michael Emrys ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Battlefront.com: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> I have a reasonably quick connection (1.5MB), but I wouldn't touch one of Dirty Joe's podcasts with a barge pole.Emrys, WTF is wrong with you? You're starting to talk all sensible and what not. Who told you could do that? It's like going uninvited into someone's living room and taking a crap on their floor without asking.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Dear spit on my Peng, is the Cesspool truly being overrun by the likes of a complete, soddin’ wanker like Emrys?Listen, Teeny-Weeny, I was here before you were. Hell, I was probably here before your parent made their Big Mistake and conceived your useless ass, an act they have no doubt regretted ever since. In short, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. If you don't like my peaches, don't shake my tree. Or something... Whatever. Just sod off. Hmmpf. Arrivisté newcomers... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Battlefront.com: Bah! What's the use... talking sense to you is less fun than working with Charles' TO&E format, so I'll go back to doing that instead.Yeah, you seem to have an awful lot of spare time of late to be slumming around, listening to podcasts and posting ungrammatical gibberish (whatsamatta, the fumes down here gettin' to ya?). Why aren't you out cracking the whip over the slaves to get them cranking out code and renderings faster? Or is that Moon's job? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellfish Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by fytinghellfish: You need to remove me from your sig line. I never gave you permission to quote me, let alone distrubute my copywritten material via electronic means.I claim fair use. Besides, it's only just recompense for my providing correct information to you when you hopelessly f***ed up. The RIAA is gonna come down hard on you, honkey! And for that racist insult, I'm turning you in to the moderator. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Hell, I was probably here before your parent made their Big Mistake and conceived your useless assParent? As in singular? Were you here before sex, too? Ask Sturmsebber, he'll be glad to tell all he knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Talking sense to Emrys is less fun than eating lint, from what I can figure out. From what you can figure out, huh? I guess we can take that as a tacit admission that you have in fact never managed to talk sense at any time in your life. Okay, I'll accept that. Now you can go back to watching reruns of Captain Kangaroo (rhymes with Boo). Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Originally posted by fytinghellfish: PAY ME NOW! Well, okay. [picks nose and flicks booger in fytinghellfish's general direction] Since you did not specify any conditions of payment in that contract you say we didn't have, anything I offer you in good faith must be regarded as discharging any obligations, stated or implied, on my part. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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