Seanachai Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Welcome to the Peng Challenge Thread! Could I get you a glass of chai? Could we show you a catalogue of our 'Extraordinary Renditions'? Is there a moment in your life when you wondered if you'd be able to torture someone, simply because they were different? Look no further, Squire! We're a full service provider of doubt, bigotry, guilt and absolution! Here you'll find an amazing cross-section of people so loathsome, so vile, and so deserving of your hatred that even 15 minutes into the water-boarding, you'll still be true to your vision of Freedom! Liberals! Australians! Europeans! Homosexuals! Women! Gnomes! Scots! Step right up, Step right up! Rules? Of course there are rules! Do you think we've become the Greatest, Most Powerful Thread On the Forum without a devotion to rules?! Of course not. After all, We are a Nation...err, that is, We Are a Thread of Laws! And they apply to everyone We say they do. And they never apply to Us. Isn't it jolly how the humorous idiocy of the Peng Challenge Thread has become... What have we become? Joe Shaw, Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread, I would ask for a Special Dispensation. I would like for just anyone, you know, to wander in here and post. Nothing special. Just a quick 'hello'. Or a 'piss-off'. Whatever. No one dying, you know. I'm pretty sure we could pull it off without calling up 20,000 former posters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 How 'bout a jolly immigrant singsong, then, eh? Unburdened of their passengers The taxis have all scattered The hawkers move their tables out They’ll be selling no more leather The Oslo Queen is set to sail From the Port of Buenos Aires The ropes are thrown and the big horn moans As she slips out of the harbor The stowaway is keeping still In the dark of his container With his blanket and his flashlight And a picture of his sweetheart He’s rationing his batteries But right now he can’t resist her Standing there with her long brown hair In that Che Guevara t-shirt As the contents of his wallet show His plan’s a little sketchy Three hundred bucks and the bad address Of a cousin in Miami In a couple months with a little luck He’ll be wiring home some money And even if they send him back It’ll make a damn good story Late at night he ventures out Each time a little farther Emboldened by his wanderlust His boredom, and his hunger Til he’s standing out on the open deck Searching for La Cruz del Sur But by-and-by the sky he knows Has yielded to another The moon shines on the shipping lanes Off the coast of Venezuela And as he looks out at the oilers Riding heavy up to Texas He sings a little to himself Luna, luna, luna llena While the moon, a word he’s yet to learn, Betrays him to the cameras Now he’s somewhere in Dade County And six weeks without a lawyer On the basis of the evidence They could keep him there forever The guy with the cuban accent says “Do you recognize this picture?” And there she is with her long brown hair And that Che Guevara t-shirt -Richard Shindell "Che Guevara T-shirt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: I think from this, I may conclude, that The French have forgiven me.Either that or I'm yet to remember what was that grudge we had that I am supposed not to forgive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Hello. Piss off. Happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Hi mom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Boo is that you son? Hello dearie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Piss off, Hello? Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Kinder? Gentler? You been smoking the hippie tobbacy again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Nongs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Sycophants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Gandy Dancers!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Take them to the tower and teach them the error of false pride!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 For the two of you who expected turns from me, you'll have to wait a bit longer. I just got back home from Amsterdam and I'm tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Originally posted by stikkypixie: For the two of you who expected turns from me, you'll have to wait a bit longer. I just got back home from Amsterdam and I'm tired. Tired from what? Smoking ganja in the coffee shops and living the life of typical carefree Euro trash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: For the two of you who expected turns from me, you'll have to wait a bit longer. I just got back home from Amsterdam and I'm tired. Tired from what? Smoking ganja in the coffee shops and living the life of typical carefree Euro trash? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: For the two of you who expected turns from me, you'll have to wait a bit longer. I just got back home from Amsterdam and I'm tired. Tired from what? Smoking ganja in the coffee shops and living the life of typical carefree Euro trash? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 There is only one "k" in "yuk", how would you say that in Dutch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 "Yuuk". Double vowel thing, donchaknow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Are y'all still awful people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 My back hurts from looking at a 17th century yak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Big girl's blouses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Rules? Of course there are rules! Do you think we've become the Greatest, Most Powerful Thread On the Forum without a devotion to rules?! Of course not. After all, We are a Nation...err, that is, We Are a Thread of Laws! And they apply to everyone We say they do. And they never apply to Us. Isn't it jolly how the humorous idiocy of the Peng Challenge Thread has become... What have we become? Joe Shaw, Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread, I would ask for a Special Dispensation. I would like for just anyone, you know, to wander in here and post.DWEEB! We have NEVER restricted ANYONE from wandering in and posting ... it's AFTER they post that things sometimes get interesting. They can post all day long if they choose, we just may choose to ignore them ... or chastise them ... or make them run away bawling like the children they are. And yes, the rules apply to us as well as to them. We require the same thing from certified and registered members of the CessPool as we do from SSNs ... except in the unfortunate cases like bauhaus where we made someone a member before we noticed that they didn't have two brain cells to rub together. You're off your meds again aren't you ... one day you're berating an SSN as only you can do and the next you're inviting EVERYONE to drop in for tea and crumpets. Cut to the chase for the luv of Gawd! What the hell do you WANT ... other than booze that is? And I don't provide special dispensations, YOU DO! You're an Olde One and I serve at your pleasure ... not, I hasten to add, FOR your pleasure. So if you don't like the way things are going ... CHANGE THEM! Dweeb! Joe p.s. Dweeb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: And yes, the rules apply to us as well as to them. [/QB]Not to me, they don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: And yes, the rules apply to us as well as to them. Not to me, they don't. [/QB]</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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