Mace Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Originally posted by Gates-slut: ...play a game called "geek tunes"Ok, I'll bite! Australia's grotesque musical offspring, fortunately shipped to the USA because we have far better taste. Ladies and Gentlemen, Old Ones, Kinnigits, serfs and SSNS, introducing the one, the only, AIR SUPPLY!!! I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you I know you were right, believing for so long I'm all out of love, what am I without you I can't be too late to say I was so wrong *violently vomits* Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 For Hiram I am a man who will fight for your honor. I'll be the hero that you've been dreaming of. We'll live forever Knowing together That we did it all for the glory of love! We need to join SBA (Sick Bastards Anonymous) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Look what I've started, heh heh heh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gates-slut Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 I think we should ALL pay a visit to Mr dalem and show him just how HAPPY we all are that he started this thing... [removes revolutionary war sabre from wall] yeah, that's the ticket. Somebody get van schrad to fire up the van. it's time for a road trip. G-sFKaP P.S. mace...how, how could you? no amount of mental floss is going to get that out of my head now. Air Supply? I thought I was going over the top with ONJ, but Air Supply? I think the folks in Geneva, or perhaps the Haque{sp?} would be interested in your little manhoover. I smell war crimes. And it simply goes to show that Seanachai's quest to destroy all Australians is a just and good war. Air supply. feh. Anybody puts the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band should be sent to Coventry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Originally posted by Gates-slut: Mace...how, how could you? no amount of mental floss is going to get that out of my head now. Air Supply? I thought I was going over the top with ONJ, but Air Supply? I think the folks in Geneva, or perhaps the Haque{sp?} would be interested in your little manhoover. I smell war crimes. And it simply goes to show that Seanachai's quest to destroy all Australians is a just and good war. Air supply. feh.The funny thing is that Air Supply never could work out why they weren't success in their home country. Sucks to be them. (really, it does suck to be them)! Anybody puts the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band should be sent to Coventry...*Gack* I think we're even! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledge59 Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 A song for Joe Shaw (on the run). Run Joey Run Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see. She called me up, late last night, she said Joe, don't come over My dad and I just had a fight, and he stormed out the door I've never seen him act his this way, my God, hes going crazy He says he's gonna make you pay, for what we've done, he's got a gun, so Run Joey Run Joey Run Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see. I got in my car and I drove like mad, till I reached Julie's place She ran to me, with tears in her eyes, and bruises on her face All at once, I saw him there, sneaking up behind me, WATCH OUT! Then Julie yelled, he's got a gun, and she stepped in front of me Suddenly, a shot rang out, and I saw Julie falling I ran to her, I held her close, when I looked down, my hands were red, and heres the last words Julie said... Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married.....aaahhh..ahhhh ahhhh....ahhhhh Run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run --David Geddes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Originally posted by Gates-slut: I think we should ALL pay a visit to Mr dalem and show him just how HAPPY we all are that he started this thing... [removes revolutionary war sabre from wall] yeah, that's the ticket. Somebody get van schrad to fire up the van. it's time for a road trip. G-sFKaP P.S. mace...how, how could you? no amount of mental floss is going to get that out of my head now. Air Supply? I thought I was going over the top with ONJ, but Air Supply? I think the folks in Geneva, or perhaps the Haque{sp?} would be interested in your little manhoover. I smell war crimes. And it simply goes to show that Seanachai's quest to destroy all Australians is a just and good war. Air supply. feh. Anybody puts the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band should be sent to Coventry...Gee whilickers, Mister Slut - I didn't mean to get you all so -gulp- mad and all. Shucks. Maybe if I just played a little music to calm you down. Here, have a listen... Undercover angel Midnight fantasy I never had a dream that made sweet love to me Undercover angel Answer to my prayer You made me know that there's a love for me out there There, is that better? [ March 06, 2002, 02:21 AM: Message edited by: dalem ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Bleeding out... not much time left... must.. <font size=-1>reach..</font> <font size=-2>earplugs..</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 And here on Radio Free Cess today, we are venturing into that uncharted, beyond 300 land again. Now, I would go and start a new cess homeland, but then I'm an Australian and wouldn't want to make it appear that me and my cabal of mates are taking over this whole show, no siree, not me. Besides, I'm as intellectually lazy as the next guy and would have to go an write the rules and all. So, I am hereby requesting that Gates-slut wind up the old booze addled schizo-nuerons and start some wild flamer of a rant that will get the old denizens good and riled up. Here, I'll get you started. I think Canadonians make the best bosses, especially when they send out a plethora of emoticon-filled e-mails from right next door giving micromanagement instruction that could otherwise summarized in a 10 second phone call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 "Everybody was Kung Foo figh..ting Those kids were fast as light..ning In fact it was a little bit frigh..tning For they fought with expert tim..ing" Bleed on that Pondscum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Please, someone start a new thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 And stop that damn singing Stuka or you are out of the cabal. Plus, send me that surrender so I can send a similar one to Berli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 What we need is some TISM. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gates-slut: ...play a game called "geek tunes"Ok, I'll bite! Australia's grotesque musical offspring, fortunately shipped to the USA because we have far better taste. Ladies and Gentlemen, Old Ones, Kinnigits, serfs and SSNS, introducing the one, the only, AIR SUPPLY!!! I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you I know you were right, believing for so long I'm all out of love, what am I without you I can't be too late to say I was so wrong *violently vomits* Mace</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Originally posted by Stuka: "Everybody was Kung Foo figh..ting Those kids were fast as light..ning In fact it was a little bit frigh..tning For they fought with expert tim..ing" Bleed on that Pondscum.And this quaint ditty: THAT'S ROCK AND ROLL -SHAUN CASSIDY WELL I WAS SIXTEEN AND SICK OF SCHOOL I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WANTED TO DO I BOUGHT A GUITAR, I GOT THE FEVER THAT'S ROCK AND ROLL I PLAYED AT PARTIES, I PLAYED IN BARS I SPENT MY MONEY BUYING NEW GUITARS I SCREAMED MY HEART OUT 'BOUT HOW I LOVED YA THAT'S ROCK AND ROLL WELL COME ON EVERYBODY GET DOWN GET WITH IT COME ON EVERYBODY GET DOWN GET WITH IT COME ON EVERYBODY THAT'S ROCK AND ROLL IT'S WHERE THE SMOKE IS AND THE HEAT ABOUT YOUR HEART TRYING TO ROCK WITH THE BEAT DON'T TRY TO FIGHT IT, JUST GET EXCITED THAT'S ROCK AND ROLL NOW DON'T YOU WORRY 'BOUT BEING A STAR IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO OR WHAT YOU ARE JUST GET THE RHYTHM AND LET IT FILL YA THAT'S ROCK AND ROLL WELL COME ON EVERYBODY GET DOWN GET WITH IT COME ON EVERYBODY GET DOWN GET WITH IT COME ON EVERYBODY GET DOWN THAT'S ROCK AND ROLL (BREAK) COME ON EVERYBODY GET DOWN GET WITH IT COME ON EVERYBODY GET DOWN GET WITH IT COME ON EVERYBODY GET DOWN THAT'S ROCK AND ROLL AND IF YOU FEEL IT CLAP YOUR HANDS LET'S SEE SOME SWEAT FOR THE BOYS IN THE BAND NOW LET ME HEAR YA, LET ME HEAR YA THAT'S RIGHT COME ON EVERYBODY GET DOWN GET WITH IT COME ON EVERYBODY GET DOWN GET WITH IT COME ON EVERYBODY GET DOWN THAT'S ROCK AND ROLL COME ON EVERYBODY GET DOWN GET WITH IT COME ON EVERYBODY GET DOWN GET WITH IT COME ON EVERYBODY THAT'S ROCK AND ROLL Spew......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Look what I've started, heh heh heh...Happy with this one too???: AFTERNOON DELIGHT -STARLAND VOCAL BAND GONNA FIND MY BABY GONNA HOLD HER TIGHT GONNA GRAB SOME AFTERNOON DELIGHT MY MOTTO'S ALWAYS BEEN WHEN IT'S RIGHT IT'S RIGHT WHY WAIT UNTIL THE MIDDLE OF A COLD DARK NIGHT WHEN EVERYTHING'S A LITTLE CLEARER IN THE LIGHT OF DAY AND YOU KNOW THE NIGHT IS ALWAYS GONNA BE HERE ANYWAY THINKIN' OF YOU'S WORKING UP MY APPETITE LOOKING FORWARD TO A LITTLE AFTERNOON DELIGHT RUBBING STICKS AND STONES TOGETHER MAKES THE SPARKS IGNITE AND THE THOUGHT OF LOVING YOU IS GETTING SO EXCITING SKY ROCKETS IN FLIGHT AFTERNOON DELIGHT AFTERNOON DELIGHT AFTERNOON DELIGHT STARTED OUT THIS MORNING FEELING SO POLITE I ALWAYS THOUGHT A FISH COULD NOT BE CAUGHT WHO WOULDN'T BITE BUT YOU'VE GOT SOME BAIT A-WAITING AND I THINK I MIGHT TRY NIBBLING A LITTLE AFTERNOON DELIGHT SKY ROCKETS IN FLIGHT AFTERNOON DELIGHT AFTERNOON DELIGHT AFTERNOON DELIGHT PLEASE BE WAITING FOR ME BABY WHEN I COME AROUND WE COULD MAKE A LOT OF LOVE BEFORE THE SUN GOES DOWN THINKING OF YOU'S WORKING UP MY APPETITE LOOKING FORWARD TO A LITTLE AFTERNOON DELIGHT RUBBING STICKS AND STONES TOGETHER MAKES THE SPARKS IGNITE AND THE THOUGHT OF LOVING YOU IS GETTING SO EXCITING SKY ROCKETS IN FLIGHT AFTERNOON DELIGHT AFTERNOON DELIGHT AFTERNOON DELIGHT A......AFTERNOON DELIGHT A....................AFTERNOON DELIGHT Now thats GOTTA be worth a new thread!!! hee hee!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: What we need is some TISM. MaceVERY tempting!! Now let me look through my lyric sheets ....... <flip.....shuffle ........> Coming soon to an auditorium near you - TISM!! Kate - Fischer Of Men I know he owns a paper, Kate, but I buy one every day It's not that he's rich and successfull that you love him, so you say Which makes me feel so much better, Kate. Cos I'm not any of those. And just like him that's got nothing to do with my abilities, God no. As it is I'm still renting and the place can get a little drab. But at least you know in two decades time I won't look like his dad. There's a tall poppy syndrome, Kate, that is ready to attack. Come with and I'll guarantee you won't get any of that flack. There's sneering, two-bit, disaffected, maladjusted types Ready with their oh so moral high-ground jeering hype Condemning you just because you are who you are. I'd drive around now and rescue you, 'cept the diff's gone on my car. It's not too late to give him the A and come with me to Airport West. We've got a brand new shopping mall with an eight cinema multiplex. There's a half-tube skateboard ramp and the water slide's the best. Down Airport East they say we're snobs but I know you'll be impressed. In Airport East they ain't got much so all they do is slag Just like the people who's weddings don't make the women's mags. I'm interested in wog-ball and I really like Aca/Daca And I'm better than him because I'm a Stormin as well as being a Packer 'Cause I'm a bit short of cash right now and before rumours get about Anyone says I like you for your dough I'll snap the bastard out If I marry you I'll be famous, Kate, but they won't take my privacy Enough about me. What about you? What do you think of me? I'll just assume it's a done deal, then, and get on with the rest Like finalising photo rights and which tabloid offers the best. Give it a break, Kate, you can't complain if we make a buck. Our marriage could set us up for life with a little bit of luck. I could be rich and famous, Kate, just you mark my words Why marry some unknown jerk from the outer suburbs? Q: Wot th' FEH has this got to do with CM? A: I dunno ....... ask Doltem. [ March 06, 2002, 07:05 AM: Message edited by: AussieJeff ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 OK, since the regular thread starters are asleep at the helm, I'll start the new one: I have come to bury Peng, not to Challenge him [ March 06, 2002, 08:45 AM: Message edited by: Marlow ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Young Jeffery.... I will come up the hill to that hovel of yours in Roleystone and bash you severely around the ears ! If I knew where the Official Grog of the 'pool lived...I'm sure he would join in ! Hmm, Roleystone....rollingstone....Nah, couldn't be. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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