Gates-slut

Welcome back, Icky! G-sFKaP

I think we should ALL pay a visit to Mr dalem and show him just how HAPPY we all are that he started this thing... [removes revolutionary war sabre from wall] yeah, that's the ticket. Somebody get van schrad to fire up the van. it's time for a road trip. G-sFKaP P.S. mace...how, how could you? no amount of mental floss is going to get that out of my head now. Air Supply? I thought I was going over the top with ONJ, but Air Supply? I think the folks in Geneva, or perhaps the Haque{sp?} would be interested in your little manhoover. I smell war crimes. And it simply goes to show that Seanachai's quest to destroy all Australians is a just and good war. Air supply. feh. Anybody puts the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band should be sent to Coventry...

Spousal unit and I used to play a game called "geek tunes" on long car rides. The object is to sing the geekiest tune one can possibly think of to annoy the other person. I always won the game with this little ditty... I'm on the Top of the world lookin' [basso profundo]Down![/basso profundo]Down on creation and the only explination I can find Is the love that I found ever since you've been around Your love put me at the top of the world! Now if that doesn't make your tea spew out your gullet I don't know what will. Of course dear Ms. Carpenter should have kept more food down, shouldn't she? Unless of course we take a little trip to ozzie land and dredge up this smoothe tune... help me sing it now boys! have you never been mellow have you never tri-i-i-ed to feel the comfort from insiiiiiiiide you! Let's hear it for Olivia Newton John - or at least let's hear it for the fact that SHE HASN"T RECORDED A FRIGGING THING FOR A LONG LONG TIME!!! eurgh - better get a bucket. G-sFKaP

Sure, hey. I think its a terrific idea for Croda to be the new Justacar. I never listen to my InnerCroda either. G-sFKaP

This could just as easily be said of our good and valued boffo scenario designer menschy. How many times have we read one of is hallucinagenic posts only to skip a bit to see if there was a point to it? And who can forget our little donkey's "I'd like to see him pass a potato to a Puccini love duet?" regarding the Dark One's rhino-curry-opera incident? That was just short of brilliant. Ok a lot short of brilliant but it still made me laugh until I stopped. Frequent irrelevant posting of internal musings and cluttered mind attic things is not limited to our little thistle munching pal. We do have The Bard to thank for voluminous ramblings on divers and sundry topics - often without point or object - and yet we do not...wait, yes we do. Never mind. Let's flay the little long-eared git and cook his guts over an open fire. G-sFKaP

Send me a 1500 point QB, human pick, and I will SHOW you what StuGs can do. The Gates-slut formerly known as Peng

w00t!! This just in... It is a glorious day in the land of sluts. For what Peng could not acheive the G-sFKaP has done and done with style, wit and panache (well maybe not, but we did it just the same. The same as what? I don't know. What are you lookin at? Shut up.). Errrm. OH! right, Heres what happened. The forces of the Dark One AUTOSURRENDERED yes that is correct - autosurrendered to the Army of Sluts. The final Score was: Berli: not much G-sFKaP: A lot Stuff that in yer nose and honk Evil One!

it sorely pains us to announce that, by his own admission, he was defeated by the AoG-s with the use of gamey sound tactics, gamey tanks and HTs and gamey regular Heer rifle squads who gamily killed and died in a GAME. Who is HE? you may ask? Elvis of course. What was the game? CM of course. A loverly little byte battle from the fine folks at Der Kessel. Peter's Pinch (YOWCH!) by our own Mad Mensch. It is a bit of fun. Small, but plenty of action. and Short so an hour is plenty of time to play it TCP/IP. Well Done Menshcy! Boo! Elvis HISSSS!!! G-sFKaP

Best of Luck, Icky, among the inscruitable. It's quite a wonderful thing you are doing. G-sFKaP

Dorosh, old sod, so gald you could drop in. Your first post on the previous page made me snicker a bit and a voice interrupted my continuous psychotic inner duodecalogue with "hmmm, that Dorosh can be pretty durn funny sometimes." Then you posted again. And again. And AGAIN. The hooting and hollering and screeching and yappa yapp yapping all came to a halt and a small still voice said, "See! That's why we Penged the rat-bastard in the first place!" As Gates-slut we haven't had the fire in the belly we once had as Peng. As life continues, we find we have less time to read page after page of outre threads and therefore find fewer complete ninnies such as yourself at whom we feel compelled to bellow. Had we really had a head of steam last night JasonC would have gotten the full treatment he so richly deserves. As it stands the little thing was all we could muster. Sad, really, the aging crank. But there it is. Some artists are one hit wonders, some have legs and some produce greatness until they are dead. I fear I am none of them. Just a crank. Piss off Gates-slut edited because we have not had enough lousey american pilsner in us yet [ February 16, 2002, 09:40 PM: Message edited by: Gates-slut ]

Get back in your Gates-slut persona! None of your alleged "champions" has shown any sign of freeing you to Peng again. If you slip up again I'll destroy another one of Berli's tanks.</font>

Looks like some of us point at the extreme edges to make our points clear. This is pointedly a distraction that points out the pointlessness of pontification. I'd punt if I could but patsy picked perhaps the perfect peeve. So is what them wot's agin setting fire to stuff saying that they would holler "Boo - HISSS" at an opponent who denied them egress by torching a bit of land or a house? Lets say its a 700 point quick battle with computer picked forces, (and not some ridiculous thing where someone takes an unrestricted force of all wasps against an opponenet whom, like myself, attempts to pick historically accurate {within my feeble understanding of what that means} and simply sets fire to everything in sight). I got some engineers and the loverly little FTs wot goes with em and you got a company of guys with guns and stuff. The enemy is coming to town and I torch a building that is oh, say near the edge and is the only cover around for about 50 meters and I have some nice fire lanes covered with HMGs in the open spaces on either side of the building. Are you going to scream bloody murder because I can't really keep you out of that house, but I can force you to seek an alternate route into my undermodelled yet withering and not at all gamey machine gun fire? Would you say to me "You RAT BASTARD I AM NEVER PLAYING YOU AGAIN?" or would you say, "Damn. Time for plan B?" As with most of these discussions, there is a tendency toward the edge (not gamey edge hugging) to make the argument, when in some reasonable circumstances a reasonable person might do something like set fire to a building in order to prevent someone else from being in it, not thinking that doing so means that in all circumstnaces they will always set fire to anything around just because they can. The originator of the thread asked a question, and by golly I pegged the way the responses would go. I will continue to set fire to things when it seems like the thing to do (at least until the local constable asks me down to the station to assist him with his inquiries), and not feel a jot gamey by doing so. And speaking of ways to set fire to things, Idjit Yeknod set fire to a building he was in from the back-blast of a zook shot. That was MUTHA beautiful to watch. Two squads in there with the zook had to run out and they are in the process of being mowed down by mg fire from the spw250/1 that the zook was shooting at, and some supporting infantry. Golly I love this game!!! Gates-slut

PShaw! Actually spoke with ol Gracie B-nap a few years ago. We are unrelated. She is, apparently, Human. So, I suspect there are Pods in this library? or records of Pods? And just what pray-tell does this have to do with CM? and before anyone asks what extreme drunken-ness has to do with CM, try playing it against me when I am sober and you will understand. I am also thinking that SLC will be a Tequilla sort of town. No need to pack salt (That's 'pack salt' not 'pound sand' you filthy minded buggers), just a bottle a day and a few pounds of limes and I should be in good shape. Oh, Mezcal will really fit the ticket. I get really angry on that stuff. Especially when I drink enough to eat the worm. Yes, a drunken angry Atheist in SLC. That should really set the cat amongst the pigeons. So. 42. Five bottles of booze XI. 3 pounds of limes ~!x3. the Scopes Trial transcripts for my reading pleasure 42. a hunting knife, b. few cans of sardines in hot sauce for the plane ride That should be just about right. Oh! 69. my "God is Dead" t- shirt. Can't forget that. This should be quite a trip. Piss off, the lot of you.

K, I'll bite {three colonila style (oak aged) Woodchuck ciders and three Anchor Brewing Co. Liberty Ales} what was the topic again? Hell, I'd play a game if there was someone on line. Good post moncapitant.last beer is empty, damn damn blast and damn, mbay bed is the best thing then g'night gracie

Feh and poot. Did I get the right of it on that gamey thread or what? Well, Did I? Yes I did. I KNOW this BBS. {Oh and I fixed my sig to give Croda the credit he deserves. The filthy swine.)