Sledge59

I tip my hat to you, Sir.

Hiram, Best wishes to you and yours. Sledge

So you must be the target audience for the American sit-com.

This is funny? [ March 18, 2002, 10:36 AM: Message edited by: Sledge59 ]

Because you take yourself so seriously! [ March 17, 2002, 07:59 PM: Message edited by: Sledge59 ]

C'mon, Joe. Don't be such a stuffed-shirt-stick-in-the-mud! They let you in here didn't they? Persephone is right to bring this up. Let me spell it out for you: AussieJeff makes me laugh. [ March 17, 2002, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: Sledge59 ]

For MrSpkr: Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in Texas when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his friend. A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write the story and says, "I'll title it 'Young Longhorn Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal'". "But I'm not a Longhorn fan", the little hero replies. "Sorry, since we're in Texas, I just assumed you were", says the reporter and he starts writing again. He asks "How does 'Aggie Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack' sound?" "I'm not an Aggie fan either", the boy says. "Oh, I thought everyone in Texas was either for the Aggies or the Longhorns. What team do you root for?", the reporter asks. "I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm a Oklahoma Sooner fan", the boy replies. "They're just the best!" The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook, and writes: "Little Redneck Bastard From Oklahoma Kills Beloved Family Pet".

I suppose you're one of those critics who stands on a soap box next to a Jackson Pollock painting making obscene gestures at anyone who disagrees with your narrow-minded interpretation of what the artist meant in the first place.... HMMMMM?

Where is Mark Ant... err Marlow on the Ides of March?

Boo, Don't saw it orf for a whale.

Send Seanachai a copy of that song...

Holy raving lunatics, Seanachai! This is terrible news. I am standing beside myself with grief... everybody knows that Alsatians can lose their appetite when given too many worming pills. This is sad news indeed... poor doggie.

Boo, Generalized insults will get you nowhere fast around here. There are many rules and traditions not listed in the first post. One fine tradition is that any SSN who can't be bothered to learn enough about the place to post a halfway decent challenge will be told to sod off. Failing even that, you will then be ignored. SOD OFF!

Ladies and Gentlemen of the CessPool, I give you Literature. I give you Architecture. I give you Privies! Can you imagine it? Cess castle simply must have privies in the tops of the towers! Note: SSN’s and other assorted cockroaches may read but NOT comment. Sledge

Noba, You are giving me fits over here. I never expected you to... fight back. 2 Hetzers, 1 Mark IV, 1 Panther vs. 1 stuck-in-the-mud Hellcat. THIS IS NOT GOOD. DO YOU HEAR ME? NOT GOOD AT ALL!

Ewwww! Was it impacted? You're a wimp to take anything stronger than Advil if it wasn't impacted.

Oh your point was clear from the beginning, Sir Seanachai. It just seemed like a grand idea to agree with Panzer Leader for a change... and I bet I could Pillock you under the table, given half a chance. You really don't know the music of Robbie Williams?

I've got to agree with Panzer Leader here. Kate is not a cheap pop star. What were you thinking, Seanachai?

...a coffin for the memory of MrSpkr. Everyone had given him up for...

AussieJeff, I've discovered what makes you tick! Yes, you're one of those mod artists from way back in the dark ages of early last year. I must say that your work looks terribly dry, desert dry. Obviously playing you would carry the danger that you might suck all the water out of my pixel warriors before returning a file, yet I've got an anti-mod worked up that'll give you fits! Prepare for your punishment, silly madcap. Sledge

You'd have to play worse than the AI to lose that fight as the French, and you almost did. [ March 09, 2002, 12:54 PM: Message edited by: Sledge59 ]

Game, set, and match!

Those in the ‘Pool who have never tried the Random Battle Generator should give it a test drive sometime; it’s a blast. This handy little program doesn’t give a rip about mamby pamby crap like ‘game balance’ or ‘fair play’. When coupled with computer picked forces, it offers some of the most exciting QB action in CM. You take what you get and deal with it, kinda like the real thing. Scenario designers should be a little jealous of this utility, for players don’t whine about its choices. Yep, I played Leeo Again. It was easily the most thrilling first 7 turns I’ve ever played. Defending against the assault is always a challenge, and Leeo had 12 pieces of supported armor to throw at a company of French infantry with their single M4 and lone Greyhound. The mines got 2, the Greyhound got 1, zooks claimed 2 more, and the brave little Sherman that could bagged 4 invading AFVs all by its lonesome before the optics got splattered with the tank commanders brains and the spree ended. The remaining turns saw every last German infantryman and crewmember taken out of the action, but those last 3 tanks just wouldn’t die. It was a hootandahollerandahalf!

If he had half a brain he would have posted this link.

You nut case... that was a real knee slapper!