Sledge59

I tip my hat to you, Sir.

Hiram, Best wishes to you and yours. Sledge

So you must be the target audience for the American sit-com.

This is funny? [ March 18, 2002, 10:36 AM: Message edited by: Sledge59 ]

Because you take yourself so seriously! [ March 17, 2002, 07:59 PM: Message edited by: Sledge59 ]

C'mon, Joe. Don't be such a stuffed-shirt-stick-in-the-mud! They let you in here didn't they? Persephone is right to bring this up. Let me spell it out for you: AussieJeff makes me laugh. [ March 17, 2002, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: Sledge59 ]

For MrSpkr: Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in Texas when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his friend. A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write the story and says, "I'll title it 'Young Longhorn Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal'". "But I'm not a Longhorn fan", the little hero replies. "Sorry, since we're in Texas, I just assumed you were", says the reporter and he starts writing again. He asks "How does 'Aggie Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack' sound?" "I'm not an Aggie fan either", the boy says. "Oh, I thought everyone in Texas was either for the Aggies or the Longhorns. What team do you root for?", the reporter asks. "I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm a Oklahoma Sooner fan", the boy replies. "They're just the best!" The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook, and writes: "Little Redneck Bastard From Oklahoma Kills Beloved Family Pet".

I suppose you're one of those critics who stands on a soap box next to a Jackson Pollock painting making obscene gestures at anyone who disagrees with your narrow-minded interpretation of what the artist meant in the first place.... HMMMMM?

Where is Mark Ant... err Marlow on the Ides of March?

Boo, Don't saw it orf for a whale.

Send Seanachai a copy of that song...

Holy raving lunatics, Seanachai! This is terrible news. I am standing beside myself with grief... everybody knows that Alsatians can lose their appetite when given too many worming pills. This is sad news indeed... poor doggie.

Boo, Generalized insults will get you nowhere fast around here. There are many rules and traditions not listed in the first post. One fine tradition is that any SSN who can't be bothered to learn enough about the place to post a halfway decent challenge will be told to sod off. Failing even that, you will then be ignored. SOD OFF!

Ladies and Gentlemen of the CessPool, I give you Literature. I give you Architecture. I give you Privies! Can you imagine it? Cess castle simply must have privies in the tops of the towers! Note: SSN’s and other assorted cockroaches may read but NOT comment. Sledge

Noba, You are giving me fits over here. I never expected you to... fight back. 2 Hetzers, 1 Mark IV, 1 Panther vs. 1 stuck-in-the-mud Hellcat. THIS IS NOT GOOD. DO YOU HEAR ME? NOT GOOD AT ALL!