MasterGoodale Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 I HATE HUGS!!!! GAAARRRR!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 Hmm, Not much cheery in here. This thread needs a womans touch. Maybe we should get some of the Ladies to redecorate MasterGoodales thread. Yes, let's ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 Originally posted by Marlow: Dear Master Goodwail, I have been playing Combat Mission for over two years now, and I have a little problem. I don’t seem to be able to generate the kind of hate and bile that I should. Even though I regularly kick the snot out of the worthless scum I often play, I just can’t get spleen ripping, lung yanking, liver eating mad at them. I can’t even bring myself to hate that wordy sot Seanachai (no matter how much he wants me to) or that annoying donkey fellow. The best I can seem to do is a kind of low level chronic irritation with opponents, sort of like that itch you get when you are out in public, but can’t scratch because it would be unseemly. PLEASE FIX OR DO SOMFINK. Yours truly Hateless in Virginia I don't know when I've seen a sadder and more humiliating moment, than your coming into this thread and admitting you're impotent. After all the well-thought out put-downs, the clever rejoinders in the Peng Challenge Thread, the gritty, 'courteous but firm' posts on the General Forum, it's come down to this. Personally, I'd have sooner cut my own tongue out with a broken pilsener glass, and drowned in the aspirated blood, then come into the padded 'display' thread for a growling teenager, and admit that 'I simply can't get my hatred up anymore'. I have had my moments of doubt, and crisis, and soul-searching, but I've never just given up. But your self-humiliation has filled me with a new sense of purpose. I mean, besides that of belittling you and laughing at you. I proclaim to all that I think Colonel Deadmarsh is a complete and utter git. I know that he will take this well, and in the spirit that's intended. As soon as someone reads it to him, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baetis Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: Personally, I'd have sooner cut my own tongue out with a broken pilsener glass, and drowned in the aspirated blood, then come into the padded 'display' thread for a growling teenager...Its better than a display thread for a bunch of sodding adults [ November 23, 2002, 02:30 AM: Message edited by: Baetis ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spook Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: But your self-humiliation has filled me with a new sense of purpose. I mean, besides that of belittling you and laughing at you. I proclaim to all that I think Colonel Deadmarsh is a complete and utter git. I know that he will take this well, and in the spirit that's intended. Tch. Responding to Marlow's post and giving some brand instead to Colonel Deadmarsh is a bit of its own self-humiliation too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGMB Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 SEND ME A FILE you iggnorant fool! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: I HATE HUGS!!!! GAAARRRR!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Aww..you poor boy! You need a good cuddle & kiss - buggered if I'm going to be anywhere near you when it happens tho'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 This is a scary place.....to many angry smiley faces......they scare me :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Pff! yeah like this thread was gonna stay burried you sorry excuses for schlong-grabbing maggots! My only advice on hate is: YOU HAVE TO HATE THE ENEMY AS THOUGH YOU JUST CAUGHT HIM DOING YOUR MAMMA AND GIRLFRIEND AT THE SAME TIME SOLDIER!!! YOU GOTTA DIG DEEP DOWN IN YOUR SOUL AND FIND THAT HATE!! THAT LOATHING THAT ONLY A SOLDIER ON THE BATTLE FIELD WITH BLOODY EYEBALLS AND A MOUTH FULL OF TNT CAN HAVE!! DON'T BE SUCH A DAMN PANZY BOY!! MUTILATE, HUMILIATE, AND NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, APPRECIATE YOUR ENEMY!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Now leave me be and let me get back to killin'!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spook Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: YOU HAVE TO HATE THE ENEMY AS THOUGH YOU JUST CAUGHT HIM DOING YOUR MAMMA AND GIRLFRIEND AT THE SAME TIME SOLDIER!!! YOU GOTTA DIG DEEP DOWN IN YOUR SOUL AND FIND THAT HATE!! THAT LOATHING THAT ONLY A SOLDIER ON THE BATTLE FIELD WITH BLOODY EYEBALLS AND A MOUTH FULL OF TNT CAN HAVE!! DON'T BE SUCH A DAMN PANZY BOY!! MUTILATE, HUMILIATE, AND NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, APPRECIATE YOUR ENEMY!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: That might be impressive sig material --- for someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Originally posted by Snarker: Hmm, Not much cheery in here. This thread needs a womans touch. Maybe we should get some of the Ladies to redecorate MasterGoodales thread. Yes, let's ask. Hmmmmmm *Looks around the room* Yup Snarker you're quite right, this place needs a new lick of paint. I wonder if Persephone still has that pink rug handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Originally posted by Lord General MB: SEND ME A FILE you iggnorant fool! :mad: You mispelled ignorant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Yes, I've got the pink rug and pink paint and pink flower wallpaper. I think we need to start with the door. A pink door is perfect. The Gnome will feel very welcome here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lord General MB: SEND ME A FILE you iggnorant fool! :mad: You mispelled ignorant.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wacky Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Yes, I would like to try some of these Cherry Waffles you speak of. They sound delish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: Yes, I've got the pink rug and pink paint and pink flower wallpaper. I think we need to start with the door. A pink door is perfect. The Gnome will feel very welcome here.Oh, I don't know about that Karen .... Young Goodale is very noisy so Seanacoochie won't be able to hear himself think. I think Mastergoodale would benefit from a lose of yarbles. That and the pink colour scheme should quieten him down some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: Yes, I've got the pink rug and pink paint and pink flower wallpaper. I think we need to start with the door. A pink door is perfect. The Gnome will feel very welcome here.Oh, I don't know about that Karen .... Young Goodale is very noisy so Seanacoochie won't be able to hear himself think. I think Mastergoodale would benefit from a lose of yarbles. That and the pink colour scheme should quieten him down some.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Very nice touches, ladies. If I remember way back to my college days and psychology, a certain shade of pink totally emasculated even the most aggressive of inmates. MasterGoodgrowl should start relaxing now. Surrounded by pink, his yarbles removed and sold for cat toys, he has little choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lord General MB: SEND ME A FILE you iggnorant fool! :mad: You mispelled ignorant.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lord General MB: SEND ME A FILE you iggnorant fool! :mad: You mispelled ignorant.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lord General MB: SEND ME A FILE you iggnorant fool! You mispelled ignorant.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MasterGoodale: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lord General MB: SEND ME A FILE you iggnorant fool! You mispelled ignorant.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: LOLMy that was quite an outburst young man. Not even a little to top it off. Looks like the new colour scheme is working.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MasterGoodale: LOLMy that was quite an outburst young man. Not even a little to top it off. Looks like the new colour scheme is working.. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Drinks foir everyone! Except you, Goodale. Have this ice-pack instead. You'll live (though a bleak existence it may be.) At least now you have a reason for that grimacing little red head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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