AUSSIEJEFF Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Not that I don't find you almost sickeningly cuddly looking.Yeknod, you've been away too long...now Seanachai is hitting on Boo Radley...you've got to claim back your Gnome before it's too late. Persephone</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Squire - I demand a post of considerable length extolling the virtue, excitement, and sheer depth of pleasure of Crodaburg™. Use big impressive words so that the Aussies don't know what you're talking about. Do it right, and I will set you up to play dalem which guarantees you a win against an established (if earless) kanigget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Originally posted by Croda: Squire - I demand a post of considerable length extolling the virtue, excitement, and sheer depth of pleasure of Crodaburg™. Use big impressive words so that the Aussies don't know what you're talking about. Do it right, and I will set you up to play dalem which guarantees you a win against an established (if earless) kanigget.As you wish, my liege. But I cannot speak of the Crodaburg that was, I must speak of the Crodaburg that is, even now haunting my mind as it haunts my computer. (Ahem) Crodaburg, my Crodaburg! In sheer majesty you came to me. In sheer size you dominated all about you. From the depths of your mine-strewn wetlands to the craggy heights of your mortar’d woods, I have known you. Through the smoke of my burning armor, I behold your seemingly unnattainable escarpment. It wounds me to see such carnage in such a picturesqe local. The ancient crennelated stone has been attacked like a tiger ripping silk. Dear God, the very rocks seem to bleed! There is beauty yet in your shattered visage, And a strength, and a purpose Although one that is not to be divined by the likes of me. I hold not still your flag and the croakers say I’ll yet rue the day. If I do fail If the moving hand must write of me "Mene tekel upharsin", It shall not be for lack of will Nor from Chance’s fickle gaze But simply “it was not meant to be.” But to you sweet, sweet Crodaburg I cry, Nos morituri mortem salutamus, Ave! Sorry my liege, but even though it was off the top of my head, it came straight from the heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Originally posted by AussieJeff: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Not that I don't find you almost sickeningly cuddly looking.Yeknod, you've been away too long...now Seanachai is hitting on Boo Radley...you've got to claim back your Gnome before it's too late. Persephone</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: [QB]Through the smoke of my burning armor, I behold your seemingly unnattainable escarpment. It wounds me to see such carnage in such a picturesqe local. The ancient crennelated stone has been attacked like a tiger ripping silk. Dear God, the very rocks seem to bleed! Locale has an 'E' at the end of it, you putrescent bag of Hiram-refuse! Too thiink thet yoo wood inslut mee witth uh mis-spellling!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Our very own Kanniget Pondscum was accidentally mistaken for the "Crazy Smiley Bandit" and was arrested. (Hey Pondscum, you really shouldn't smile when your in a police lineup.) Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 ...And even worse news...the lawyer of the Cesspool, JD Morse is the "Crazy Smiley Bandit". Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Boo Radley rides his bike past Seanachai's house hoping the Übergnome will notice him. Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 The Justicar (formerly a Texan) still likes to take those Texan style bubble baths. Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Aussie Jeff kind of resembles a comedian from the silent era... Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Now that I've bombarded the thread with lots of silly pictures...here's the grand finale... Did you know that Mr. Penguin is really a professional water skier? Persephone [ April 04, 2002, 01:57 PM: Message edited by: Persephone ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Originally posted by Croda: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: [QB]Through the smoke of my burning armor, I behold your seemingly unnattainable escarpment. It wounds me to see such carnage in such a picturesqe local. The ancient crennelated stone has been attacked like a tiger ripping silk. Dear God, the very rocks seem to bleed! Locale has an 'E' at the end of it, you putrescent bag of Hiram-refuse! Too thiink thet yoo wood inslut mee witth uh mis-spellling!!!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: Our very own Kanniget Pondscum was accidentally mistaken for the "Crazy Smiley Bandit" and was arrested. (Hey Pondscum, you really shouldn't smile when your in a police lineup.) I'm devilishly handsome in black and white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Originally posted by PondScum: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: Our very own Kanniget Pondscum was accidentally mistaken for the "Crazy Smiley Bandit" and was arrested. (Hey Pondscum, you really shouldn't smile when your in a police lineup.) I'm devilishly handsome in black and white.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Croda: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: [QB]Through the smoke of my burning armor, I behold your seemingly unnattainable escarpment. It wounds me to see such carnage in such a picturesqe local. The ancient crennelated stone has been attacked like a tiger ripping silk. Dear God, the very rocks seem to bleed! Locale has an 'E' at the end of it, you putrescent bag of Hiram-refuse! Too thiink thet yoo wood inslut mee witth uh mis-spellling!!!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: The Justicar (formerly a Texan) still likes to take those Texan style bubble baths. PersephoneFORMERLY a Texan? FORMERLY? I think NOT! Just as there are no EX-Marines (just ask Berli), there are no FORMER Texans. I was born in Texas, my parents were born in Texas, my GRANDparents were born in Texas, all of my GREAT GRANDparents are BURIED in Texas and one of them used to drink whiskey with Judge Roy Bean! I, dear lady, AM a Texan! The part about the bubble baths is right enough of course. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: Our very own Kanniget Pondscum was accidentally mistaken for the "Crazy Smiley Bandit" and was arrested. (Hey Pondscum, you really shouldn't smile when your in a police lineup.) PersephoneIf you look at this normally, Pondslum's head seems a wee bit large for his whisper thin body. If you squint it just looks like the Talking Heads have fallen on hard times. If you close your eyes and look at it, you can just about stomach it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 It certainly had a little 'je ne sais quoi.' If anyone does sais quoi, please let me know.Hmmm, no, not personally. I DID know a girl in High School who could sais quoi, but don't get me wrong, she was a nice girl. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: there are no FORMER TexansCorrect. It is quite incurable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Persephone, FORMERLY a Utahian? FORMERLY? I think NOT! Just as there are no EX-Marines (just ask Berli), there are no FORMER Utahians. I was born in Utah, my parents were born in Utah, my GRANDparents were born in Utah, all of my GREAT GRANDparents are BURIED in Utah and one of them used to drink whiskey with Judge Roy Bean! I, dear lady, AM a Utahian! JoeAnd don't we know it. [ April 04, 2002, 05:05 PM: Message edited by: Stuka ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 5, 2002 Author Share Posted April 5, 2002 Good morning, Collegues!<font size=-2>oh, and you lowely squires, serfs and SSNs that really aren't worth noticing.</font> I'm ready to start another day with a catch up of what's transpired in the MBT. *reads* Oh what's this?! Pictures!!! Those ... those faces, grinning inanely at me *ulp*, I've ... I've suddenly lost my appetite. Mace PS Once again, great job Persophone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: I've turned into a troll. You should feel at home now. Troll.....gnome we're almost like family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: The Justicar (formerly a Texan) still likes to take those Texan style bubble baths. PersephoneFORMERLY a Texan? FORMERLY? I think NOT! Just as there are no EX-Marines (just ask Berli), there are no FORMER Texans. I was born in Texas, my parents were born in Texas, my GRANDparents were born in Texas, all of my GREAT GRANDparents are BURIED in Texas and one of them used to drink whiskey with Judge Roy Bean! I, dear lady, AM a Texan! The part about the bubble baths is right enough of course. Joe</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by bauhaus: ...Utahians It's Utites. Or for the very initiated, Utes. To be accurate, it's Uteless (come on, that was funny). And for the morosely insipid, Utahians. Got it? Good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Croda: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus: ...Utahians It's Utites. Or for the very initiated, Utes. To be accurate, it's Uteless (come on, that was funny). And for the morosely insipid, Utahians. Got it? Good.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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