Sgt. Schultz Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 My sincerest apologies to all. I was trying to get into what I mistakenly assumed was the 'spirit' of the thread and made an egregious and completely un-called for error in judgement. It was a lame attempt at humor made by a stupid man that has been up all night reading the tips section of this board. The humor was lost on me as well as you once I re-read it. I do not expect or deserve any acceptance of this apology. I am also sorry for diverting the topic of the thread. Good gaming to all, Carl P.S. Sodding off as requested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Sneezy, I don't think putting a paper sack on (and I use this word loosely) 'her' head qualifies as using 'protection.' Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. SteveIf said party were from Texas, I would, of course, use two bags. In fact, on occassion I have. How old are you anyway, son? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by Sgt. Schultz: My sincerest apologies to all. Now that's just pathetic. It's because of persons like you, lacking in grit (not to say grits) that we lost the War of Southern Independence. P.S. Sodding off as requestedAt least one job done properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by Hakko Ichiu: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sgt. Schultz: My sincerest apologies to all. Now that's just pathetic. It's because of persons like you, lacking in grit (not to say grits) that we lost the War of Southern Independence. P.S. Sodding off as requestedAt least one job done properly.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Typical Carolinian. I note with pride that General Hood's men performed FAR more admirably on the field of honor. War of Southern Independence Regionalist Troop Performance Grog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Typical Carolinian. I note with pride that General Hood's men performed FAR more admirably on the field of honor. SteveBut a Virginian whooped him good at Nashville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by Marlow: But a Virginian whooped him good at Nashville.That dang traitorous snake Thomas weren't no Virginian -- he was a Yankee-lover. He got his head all messed up after rooming with Sherman his plebe year. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by Sgt. Schultz: My sincerest apologies to all. I was trying to get into what I mistakenly assumed was the 'spirit' of the thread and made an egregious and completely un-called for error in judgement. It was a lame attempt at humor made by a stupid man that has been up all night reading the tips section of this board. The humor was lost on me as well as you once I re-read it. I do not expect or deserve any acceptance of this apology. I am also sorry for diverting the topic of the thread. Good gaming to all, Carl P.S. Sodding off as requestedNo no no NO! Mister Sulu, you don't know how to play the game; I protest, you come back. You didn't ... come... back. Silly person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: No no no NO! Mister Sulu, you don't know how to play the game; I protest, you come back. You didn't ... come... back.Please - confirm TWO things for me: (1) You are going to slap the crap out of him when he returns, right? (2) You aren't shudder attempting to, umm, dress the part, are you? On second thought, just answer the first question. I really don't want to know about the second. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: Mister Sulu, you don't know how to play the game; I protest, you come back. You didn't ... come... back. Must fight urge to vomit. Must cleanse image from my skull. Must get revolver and load with Hydroshoks just to be on the safe side. *BOOM* Ah, much better now. [ July 16, 2002, 11:39 AM: Message edited by: Hakko Ichiu ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by Sgt. Schultz: I do not expect or deserve any acceptance of this apology. What you wrote before is just beyond the pale of human decency. Apology? Reconciliation? Impossible! As you rightly see, there can never be a return to harmonious friendship or cheerful Saturday afternoon gaming (replete with popcorn, beer, cardboard maps and cunters, pizza, etc etc) after such a barbaric, twisted, deeply inhumane and inconsiderate act such as that tasteless thing you posted. You're up there with Jack the Ripper. The Hague would be too good for you. (except maybe for the redeeming circumstance that you indirectly ended up getting Dalem to dress up as Uhura, which always fires up my myimpulse drive. All hailing frequncies open, Lady Libertad, picking up some good subspace vibrations umm... hmm...) BTW Can Dalem do B'Ellana too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by CMplayer: (except maybe for the redeeming circumstance that you indirectly ended up getting Dalem to dress up as Uhura, which always fires up my myimpulse drive. All hailing frequncies open, Lady Libertad, picking up some good subspace vibrations umm... hmm...) BTW Can Dalem do B'Ellana too?Ugh. You'd probably be interested in this wierdo too: Not that there's anything wr . . . wait, on second thought, there IS something wrong with that. Something very VERY wrong, indeed. Steve [ July 16, 2002, 12:04 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: That dang traitorous snake Thomas weren't no Virginian -- he was a Yankee-lover.Thus making him the only good Virginian there was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Good God, I'm destroyed. If only I could turn back the clock one day, one hour, ten minutes! I suppose there's some consolation in that I did set myself up for it. [the signal's getting weaker captain] *whimper* *whine* *mew* *gurgle* *burble* *blub* [we've lost contact, captain] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 [uhura: Wait, Sir, I'm picking up a faint subspace reflection off that nebula, or maybe there's just some ear-wax on this thingie] <small>I was only kidding...!</small> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by CMplayer: <large><large>I was only kidding...!</large></large>It's far too late for that now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Ugh. You'd probably be interested in this wierdo too:<big>SNIPPED</BIG> Just because I felt I had to in the name of decency. Not that there's anything wr . . . wait, on second thought, there IS something wrong with that. Something very VERY wrong, indeed. SteveWhat I find even more disturbing (if that's even remotely possible) is the alacrity with which you were able to find and post this...this...image. Do you have it on your favorites, perhaps? (Not that there's anything wrong with that. Nudge-nudge, wink-wink.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Yeah, what Boo said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 *Click* One more shot to the frontal lobe should do it. *Boom* *Click* Nope. Still there. *Boom* Feeling better now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: What I find even more disturbing (if that's even remotely possible) is the alacrity with which you were able to find and post this...this...image. Do you have it on your favorites, perhaps? (Not that there's anything wrong with that. Nudge-nudge, wink-wink.)A nice attempt, Boo (may I call you Boo? Thank you.), but one I was well ready for. No, I cannot take credit for this atrocity. I first saw it on the Inexplicable Object of the Week Archives. I tried desperately to forget it (Sneezy was right - I should have used the Hydroshok rounds), but once you see something like this, it is seared into your skull forever. Week 154 is one such horror. I'm just happy I could share it with you today. Steve [ July 16, 2002, 12:43 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by MrRgrs: I'm just happy I could share it with you today. Why don't you edit that and just put a link for blimey's sake! There are other people trying to use this forum than your conceited self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: [i'm just happy I could share it with you today. SteveThis is the one that disturbed me: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by Marlow: This is the one that disturbed me: I'm not sure what's worse for Bambi, what Lars would do to it, or what Seanachai is about to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by CMplayer: I'm not sure what's worse for Bambi, what Lars would do to it, or what Seanachai is about to.I think Seanachai would plug the little bugger too. Err, perhaps I should rephrase that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by R_Leete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Hey, speaking of, Papa Khann!!! Meeting engagements only, I believe was stipulated for your quest, hmm?Well, all right then! Let me be the first to rat him out. Back-stabbed in the finest traditions of the 'pool. Both our battles are/have been not ME's, but attacks. And him defending as the Germans, no less! Maybe you could forget to count them in the final tally? A couple of extra nights in the box couldn't hurt, either. I say this for his own good, you see. "New meat's got to learn the rules, same as everybody else. He got the box, 'cause he back talked to the man." See what ragging on me (so I forgot to attach the turn. Sue me) gets you, Pop Can? Any more parameters you were supposed to use?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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