**YK2** Posted September 15, 2002 Author Share Posted September 15, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: I dream. Every night, I dream, and Mensch is always in my dreams. He is always laughing, laughing, and trying to fit legs on the snakes. He never answers my questions. Nothing to worry about then. On the other hand if Mensch suddenly stops laughing looks you in the eye and gives you his full attention, then be afraid... Be Very afraid.......... could be his snakes are two legs short and about to acquire some little Black boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 15, 2002 Share Posted September 15, 2002 A few of you may have noticed a post or two by AussiePest. Take no notice, it only encourages him. But do take note that he can obviously use a screenshot editor. Look at the figures of losses and note who really won. Feh ! Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athkatla Posted September 15, 2002 Share Posted September 15, 2002 Originally posted by Noba: A few of you may have noticed a post or two by AussiePest. Take no notice, it only encourages him. But do take note that he can obviously use a screenshot editor. Look at the figures of losses and note who really won. Feh ! Noba.Hey NobHead quit the posting and check your inbox......Git Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 15, 2002 Share Posted September 15, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: The crazy R_Leete has been spotted driving his little tank around the neighborhood. His neighbors just pretend they don't know him when he drives by. Persephone Blimey! R_Leete in a leather harness and... *snigger* a kinky helmet. Flash!... ahaaaaaaaa Yeknod o' tha Thistle and Defender of the Paddock [ September 15, 2002, 11:23 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeburst155 Posted September 15, 2002 Share Posted September 15, 2002 After completing my 70 hour work week, I still find I have enough energy to actively hate you all, except for The Ladies of course. This in itself is revitalizing and quite invigorating when I dwell on it. In fact, I think I'll go to work today. Please accept my thanks as you SOD OFF!! Treeburst155, Squire to Senior Knight More-Arty, Defender of Lost Causes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 15, 2002 Share Posted September 15, 2002 Originally posted by AussieJeff: Oh, Australopithicus Jeff won a match in a scenario he designed himself...again. All those surprised, stand on your heads.Wanna game?? {...snort} AJ[/QB] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted September 15, 2002 Share Posted September 15, 2002 Originally posted by Yeknodathon o'Paddock: Blimey! R_Leete in a leather harness and... *snigger* a kinky helmet. Flash!... ahaaaaaaaaWhat, and that leather harness isn't kinky*? I think you've been spending too long in the tack shop, my four-legged friend. *To say nothing of the wings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 15, 2002 Share Posted September 15, 2002 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Blimey! R_Leete in a leather harness and... *snigger* a kinky helmet.That is NOT me. Leather makes me chafe. No comment on the original one, though. P.S. Hey Persephone, where can I get me one of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 15, 2002 Share Posted September 15, 2002 You cheeky monkey Mr Clanky. Yeknod o' tha Thistle and Defender of the Paddock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted September 15, 2002 Share Posted September 15, 2002 Originally posted by R_Leete: P.S. Hey Persephone, where can I get me one of them?R_Leete, Put this on your Christmas list! [ September 15, 2002, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: Persephone ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 15, 2002 Share Posted September 15, 2002 So R_Leete, or should we say "Brian"... errr What's yer thing with helmets? Yer playing with me little heart strings, yer little sweetie. Yeknod o' tha Thistle and Defender of the Paddock [ September 15, 2002, 03:14 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted September 15, 2002 Share Posted September 15, 2002 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: You cheeky monkey Do I get to shout a lot? When can I start shouting [ September 15, 2002, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: Hakko Ichiu ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: So R_Leete, or should we say "Brian"... errr What's yer thing with helmets? Yer playing with me little heart strings, yer little sweetie. Yeknod o' tha Thistle and Defender of the PaddockThe ÜberGnome is going to be very jealous. Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Damn near off the page, ya knobs. Originally posted by Yeknodathon: What's yer thing with helmets? Yer playing with me little heart strings, yer little sweetie.No helmets, either. Maybe a little tanker's cap, or a small rug to cover up the bald spot. Not that I don't cut just as dashing a figure as this Brian character. Just because you had you way with my leige, does not mean I welcome your "attention". Jeez, a guy can't turn his back to anyone around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 I'm at the grocery store yesterday, which was a lucky thing because I needed some groceries. I was standing in the produce section trying to open one of those annoying little plastic bags that come on rolls so I can drop in my tomato, and while I'm doing this, I casually look around the store...just people watching, you know how it is. Out of the corner of my eye, I see some guy wearing a baseball hat about 15 yards away and I think to myself, "Wow, there's one big doofussy looking individual." Then I look closer and realize it's a mirror and I'm looking at myself. I don't know what the moral of the story is. Maybe look carefully before you pass judgement or first impressions are usually spot on. Could go either way. Just thouht I'd share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by R_Leete: Damn near off the page, ya knobs. .It's all these bloody pictures of you weighing us down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Speedy: It's all these bloody pictures of you weighing us down.All the more reason to bump it, and get on to the next page. Besides, I didn't post the damn things. Blame Mrs. Evil for that. And the Donkey. We can always blame him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 How come I gotta save this stoopid thread from goin' t' page 2 huh?? you slackers all asleep or summit?? Or braindead.........yeah...that'd be it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Last Friday Goanna an' Ah finished "Yelnia Stare" as a TCP/IP gam whain hae visited mah wee hoose. Ah extrapolated tha bugger! Tha hordes o' Clan OGSF shook tha stuffin' oot o' haim lak a glassy-eyed terrier shakes a rat! Ah haid a brief assist fraim tha wee span'l, wha launched a coonter-attack o' her own aboot turrrn twainty-wun bah fartin' her guts oot ain mah den. Mahsailf, Ah hae built a tolerance tae tha fetid stainch - boot Goanna were quickly reduced tae gibberin' idiocy. Mah spunky Russian bastaarrrds chose tha' momaint tae di' a "Mel Gibson", an' rose oop tae thunder forward an' complete tha tairrible extrrapolation o' tha hated Hun (Goanna). Final score were officially a Minor Victory, boot wi' tha poxy Russian's ya knoo at's a irrefutable verification o' mah generalship. PS: Havin' noo maet tha pillock ain person, at were a crushin' disappointmaint tae discover tha' Goanna haes all tha attributes o' "a top bloke". Bastaarrrd. [ September 15, 2002, 10:37 PM: Message edited by: OGSF ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: I'm at the grocery store yesterday, which was a lucky thing because I needed some groceries. I was standing in the produce section trying to open one of those annoying little plastic bags that come on rolls so I can drop in my tomato, and while I'm doing this, I casually look around the store...just people watching, you know how it is. Out of the corner of my eye, I see some guy wearing a baseball hat about 15 yards away and I think to myself, "Wow, there's one big doofussy looking individual." Then I look closer and realize it's a mirror and I'm looking at myself. I don't know what the moral of the story is. Maybe look carefully before you pass judgement or first impressions are usually spot on. Could go either way. Just thouht I'd share.Boo, are you writing this on bus station walls too? Perhaps you'd like to stop some poor unsuspecting passerby and assail them with the details of your supermarket mirror image miscue? For those of you fortunate enough not to be embroiled in swapping turns with Boor_Adley, he's also sending this little snippet regarding his "plastic bag, tomato, and mirror" experience out over general email to anyone who will read it. Obviously, Boo-Boo, the sight of your own horrid visage has affected you deeply. No surprise there. But try to get a grip on yourself, man. And I'll bet you never did figure out how to get the bag open, now did you? Git. Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 My question is why put the tomato in a little plastic bag when it's only going to get put in a big plastic bag at the checkout. Think of the poor dolphins and things, or did peng eat them too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Widnae some bastaarrd think aboot tha stankin' dolphins????!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Although it took OGSF feeding his spaniel several large bowls of franks and beans the night before to generate large quantities of poisonous gas to be used during his eventual assault on the positions of the AoS Group Süd, I must regretfully concur with his report on the result of our Yelina battle. He pushed into the woods and rolled my left flank like an old Dachsund that just piddled on the rug. He also wore me out with conversation the night before and with a dazzling display of vintage WWII hardware in the early hours of Friday the 13th so that I could barely lift a mouse in my defeat. After practicing the rapid delivery downrange of dozens of rounds from his Enfield, M1 carbine and P-38, we both proclaimed ourselves quite capable of holding off the Hun, Al Quaida or half a dozen ATF officers for extended periods. Stills and home movies of this extravaganza will be available after I transfer the lot to CD and shoot him a copy. Contrary to popular belief, OGSF was a most gracious host and was also quite capable of conversing in English. And although partner took quite ill after meeting me the first evening, the occurrence was entirely coincidental I am sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Out of the corner of my eye, I see some guy wearing a baseball hat The day that doofuses everywhere started wearing baseball hats permanently stapled to their heads was the day I lost all hope for American male "fashion", and this is coming from a guy who lounges around the house in sweatpants. I needed new summer clothes this summer and the only shorts I could find were those ridiculous seven-pocketed culotte atrocities that come down below the knee. If they're below the knee they're not "shorts" - they're stupid-looking pants. Frikkin' culottes. They look bad enough on chicks. The eighties might have been a horribly mulleted and poofy-haired stain upon most fashion circles, but at least parachute pants were pants. Please let it end. -dale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by OGSF: Widnae some bastaarrd think aboot tha stankin' dolphins????!!I can buy dolphin meat at grocery stores???? I'll do it just to piss off the hippies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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