**YK2** Posted September 12, 2002 Posted September 12, 2002 Not if I can help it..... Ok listen up you lot. Me and Persephone have hijacked the MBT. So make sure you have a shower and wipe your boots before entering. To keep the Justicar happy here are the Rules... The Rules of the Peng Challenge Thread are quite straightforward, really. Astonishingly simple, in fact, in a complex world. First off, no one here likes you, has any desire to know you, and, in fact, the entire sodding Universe doesn't give a stuff what you want or have to say. Go Away. Should you remain on despite the first rule, we next wish you to know that coming in, striking a pose, and challenging everyone in the Thread to a match will cause the wastelands to echo with laughter, and you will look like the stupid pillock you are. You will then be told to Go Away, more forcibly, and people will really begin to mean it. Pick someone out, preferably something as newly arrived and worthless as yourself, taunt and challenge it, and you might get a game. Next, you should sound off as though your wit, courage, and intelligence were not in question. In the vulgate, Sound Off As Though You've Got a Pair! I believe it is. Oh, and more than half a brain, please. If you sound off well, wittily, and with great force of person and humour, you may be accorded a measure of respect here, perhaps for the first time in your doubtless tawdry little life. It's something to look forward to. Finally, while sounding off, we'd like you to remember that this is the Peng Challenge Thread, not your local boozer where every vulgarity, expletive, and prejudicial slur are met by howls of laughter from halfwits who are only 15 minutes and 3 drinks away from spending the night in Detox. We have standards here, whether you can follow the concept or not, and if you ignore or trample them, you will not only be told to Go Away, you will Go Away, both from here, and hopefully the Forum in general. And don't forget that Shower !!!!!! [ September 12, 2002, 04:58 PM: Message edited by: YK2 ]
PawBroon Posted September 12, 2002 Posted September 12, 2002 Shouldn't there be Challenge somewhere in the title you Wankettes? Anyway, you're a Scot so you can't preorder the MBT through CDV before the 4th of Oct.
**YK2** Posted September 12, 2002 Author Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by PawBroon: Shouldn't there be Challenge somewhere in the title you Wankettes? Anyway, you're a Scot so you can't preorder the MBT through CDV before the 4th of Oct.But I know a man who can...
Patchy Posted September 12, 2002 Posted September 12, 2002 Great thread YK2! Pawbroon, did you remember to wipe your feet before you came in here? Persephone
Lars Posted September 12, 2002 Posted September 12, 2002 Oh, Bravo Milady!!!! The only bad part is now I have to go take a shower. Sigh, two days early...
**YK2** Posted September 12, 2002 Author Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: Oh, Bravo Milady!!!! The only bad part is now I have to go take a shower. Sigh, two days early...Don't forget to splash all over with something nice and fragrant. Persephone and I have very delicate nostrils.
Lars Posted September 12, 2002 Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Oh, Bravo Milady!!!! The only bad part is now I have to go take a shower. Sigh, two days early...Don't forget to splash all over with something nice and fragrant. Persephone and I have very delicate nostrils.</font>
Poobear Posted September 12, 2002 Posted September 12, 2002 Here is what I think of your silly little thread... tsk.gaschamber.net/humor/ebay/poop.html now be quiet, or I shall give you all a taste of my corpulence.
**YK2** Posted September 12, 2002 Author Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Oh, Bravo Milady!!!! The only bad part is now I have to go take a shower. Sigh, two days early...Don't forget to splash all over with something nice and fragrant. Persephone and I have very delicate nostrils.</font>
Poobear Posted September 12, 2002 Posted September 12, 2002 Double hmph! [ September 12, 2002, 05:18 PM: Message edited by: Poobear ]
Lars Posted September 12, 2002 Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by YK2: Lubricating oil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what are you the Tin man? It must be something more along the lines of FragrantHmm, then I guess it's the old reliable north country cologne. Deep Woods OFF. Unless you have a better suggestion, Milady?
Lars Posted September 12, 2002 Posted September 12, 2002 Bad news for Mace. Amazing powers of sheep They'll be able to pick him out of a lineup in 2004.
Hakko Ichiu Posted September 12, 2002 Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: Lubricating oil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what are you the Tin man? It must be something more along the lines of FragrantHmm, then I guess it's the old reliable north country cologne. Deep Woods OFF. Unless you have a better suggestion, Milady?</font>
Geier Posted September 12, 2002 Posted September 12, 2002 Ahem. Said hey mama said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove Kinda makes you think.
Poobear Posted September 12, 2002 Posted September 12, 2002 Stupid copter tricks... www.seethru.co.uk/zine/south_coast/helicopter_game.htm
Hakko Ichiu Posted September 12, 2002 Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Geier: Ahem. Said hey mama said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove Kinda makes you think.Where's that confounded bridge?
**YK2** Posted September 12, 2002 Author Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: Lubricating oil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what are you the Tin man? It must be something more along the lines of FragrantHmm, then I guess it's the old reliable north country cologne. Deep Woods OFF. Unless you have a better suggestion, Milady?</font>
Berlichtingen Posted September 12, 2002 Posted September 12, 2002 It really (and I do mean REALLY) goes against my instincts to say anything nice about anything done by anyone here... however... Nice thread Emma. Hey Yeknod! Any room down there by the lake?
**YK2** Posted September 13, 2002 Author Posted September 13, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: It really (and I do mean REALLY) goes against my instincts to say anything nice about anything done by anyone here... however... Nice thread Emma. Hey Yeknod! Any room down there by the lake?I said a shower not a bloody swim....
MrSpkr Posted September 13, 2002 Posted September 13, 2002 Dame Emma saved the day again! Sigh. My heroine. ("What's that? No, bugger off, dalem its not THAT kind of heroine!) Steve
Guest Mike Posted September 13, 2002 Posted September 13, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: Bad news for Mace. Amazing powers of sheep They'll be able to pick him out of a lineup in 2004.More importantly for the sheep they'll be able to recognise him and turn him down 'cos he's so damned ugly!!
Stuka Posted September 13, 2002 Posted September 13, 2002 At least Mace's mother still loves him. Which is more than can be said for you there Michaelangelo.
Speedy Posted September 13, 2002 Posted September 13, 2002 Stukes is grumpy this morning, that rubbish bin was heavy.
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