I've fallen off of the Peng Challenge and I can't get up!

Berlichtingen · June 4, 2002

Originally posted by Mace:
In correct placement of importance, it's:

Mrs, young ones, every one else in this world, other life forms (including insignificant one cell critters) then Mr Croda

Mace, why is Mr Croda in the list at all?

Noba · June 4, 2002

Mace, why is Mr Croda in the list at all?

I believe he thinks he had some part in it all.

Noba.

Noba · June 4, 2002

Mace, why is Mr Croda in the list at all?

I believe he thinks he had some part in it all.

Noba.

Berlichtingen · June 4, 2002

Originally posted by Noba:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Mace, why is Mr Croda in the list at all?

I believe he thinks he had some part in it all.

Berlichtingen · June 4, 2002

Originally posted by Noba:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Mace, why is Mr Croda in the list at all?

I believe he thinks he had some part in it all.

The_Capt · June 4, 2002

I stare through the gripping fog,

I see the colour of his soul,

He is breaking like a new wind,

I smell the sweet stench of his fear,

No one is closer to you at the end than your killer,

Two men locked in sweet terminal embrace,

I see the look in his eyes as the light fades,

Flecks of blood on his teeth,

It is wonderful...

Simon and I have started my liege(s). Soon I will bring his heart wrapped in a satin purple cloth.

As to the rest of you slack jawed yokels...Git ya heya!!

The_Capt · June 4, 2002

I stare through the gripping fog,

I see the colour of his soul,

He is breaking like a new wind,

I smell the sweet stench of his fear,

No one is closer to you at the end than your killer,

Two men locked in sweet terminal embrace,

I see the look in his eyes as the light fades,

Flecks of blood on his teeth,

It is wonderful...

Simon and I have started my liege(s). Soon I will bring his heart wrapped in a satin purple cloth.

As to the rest of you slack jawed yokels...Git ya heya!!

Herr Oberst · June 4, 2002

Originally posted by Croda:
For those of you who've been asking, I have in fact sired again. Brian and Justin were born yesterday afternoon just after 3:30 EST. Both babies and mom are doing wonderfully. I would post a picture, but verizon seems to think that direct linking to images is too much fun to allow, so they do not.

Hoowah!

Finally, Crawdad, you have some tactical advisors. Maybe now you'll plot some sensible moves in your PBEM's...

I imagine their first words will be something along the lines of "Send me a setup, you git!", followed by all the rivalry that accompanies siblings so close in age...

Brian: "Mom! Justin gave me green frenchmen again!!!"

Mom: "Justin, don't be cruel."

Justin: "But he called me gamey!"

Brian: "Did not!"

Justin: "Did too!"

Brian: "Did not!"

Justin: "Did too!"

Justin: "Well, you gave me SS hamstertruppen last time!"

Brian: "Did not!"

Justin: "Did too!"

Brian: "Did not!"

Justin: "Did too!"

Herr Oberst · June 4, 2002

Originally posted by Croda:
For those of you who've been asking, I have in fact sired again. Brian and Justin were born yesterday afternoon just after 3:30 EST. Both babies and mom are doing wonderfully. I would post a picture, but verizon seems to think that direct linking to images is too much fun to allow, so they do not.

Hoowah!

Finally, Crawdad, you have some tactical advisors. Maybe now you'll plot some sensible moves in your PBEM's...

I imagine their first words will be something along the lines of "Send me a setup, you git!", followed by all the rivalry that accompanies siblings so close in age...

Brian: "Mom! Justin gave me green frenchmen again!!!"

Mom: "Justin, don't be cruel."

Justin: "But he called me gamey!"

Brian: "Did not!"

Justin: "Did too!"

Brian: "Did not!"

Justin: "Did too!"

Justin: "Well, you gave me SS hamstertruppen last time!"

Brian: "Did not!"

Justin: "Did too!"

Brian: "Did not!"

Justin: "Did too!"

Yeknodathon · June 4, 2002

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:
...me little disco-bopping Berli glitterball, lip-gloss diva.

You may look forward to so many Mondays that you will forget what the other days are like.

AussieJeff!

Take down the name Yeknod

Now, strike a line through it

Yeknodathon · June 4, 2002

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:
...me little disco-bopping Berli glitterball, lip-gloss diva.

You may look forward to so many Mondays that you will forget what the other days are like.

AussieJeff!

Take down the name Yeknod

Now, strike a line through it

Berlichtingen · June 4, 2002

that was... repulsive

Berlichtingen · June 4, 2002

that was... repulsive

Lars · June 4, 2002

Originally posted by Stuka:
Your old Unca Stukey now has a new passion and spends his spare time and cash now lurking beneath the warm waters of the Australian coast as an Unterseediven, or sumfink.

Go Great Whites! Go Great Whites!

(and box jelly fish, sea snakes, and maybe even a nasty teredo worm infestation}

Lars · June 4, 2002

Originally posted by Stuka:
Your old Unca Stukey now has a new passion and spends his spare time and cash now lurking beneath the warm waters of the Australian coast as an Unterseediven, or sumfink.

Go Great Whites! Go Great Whites!

(and box jelly fish, sea snakes, and maybe even a nasty teredo worm infestation}

Boo Radley · June 4, 2002

Originally posted by Lars:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Stuka:
Your old Unca Stukey now has a new passion and spends his spare time and cash now lurking beneath the warm waters of the Australian coast as an Unterseediven, or sumfink.

Go Great Whites! Go Great Whites!

(and box jelly fish, sea snakes, and maybe even a nasty teredo worm infestation}

Boo Radley · June 4, 2002

Originally posted by Lars:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Stuka:
Your old Unca Stukey now has a new passion and spends his spare time and cash now lurking beneath the warm waters of the Australian coast as an Unterseediven, or sumfink.

Go Great Whites! Go Great Whites!

(and box jelly fish, sea snakes, and maybe even a nasty teredo worm infestation}

Harv · June 4, 2002

And finally, this post is dedicated to my all knowing and masterful liege Sir Joe should be Shawt who I worship only like a true psychopant can. And because he pays me. Lots.

4th: Congratulations Croda! As someone who has decided to never have children (for obvious reasons) you have my best wishes and sympathy.

Ps. Mace you worthless piece of rippeltwad. There are three types of people in this world...the stupid and the simply ignorant. The only difference between the four is that the ignorant are able to learn the real truth about this great communist dictatorship we call Canada, and the stupid still live here eh.

So now I ask/demand/beg/cajole/wanna know...which two of the six are you? No need to answer right away, you have time to deflate Dolly and put her away first. Expect a setup fifthwithout.

re. Lurker and I still haven't spotted each other in this horrible Runething we're playing, but lotsa stuff gonna go boom soon for me and/or Simon methinks.

And to begin with The_Grog, I should think that if we:

Gave you a full frontal lobotomy (save that piece for later)
Opened your skull and removed your brain(?)
Dried it, ground it into a fine powder and then slurried it
Coated some wheat seeds with the slurry
Planted, grew, and threshed the wheat
Milled the wheat, made flour and baked a loaf of bread
Sliced the bread, toasted it and lathered on some butter
Inserted the piece removed from step 1 to make a nice sandwich
Place the sandwich into your skull and sewed everything back up real good...

...You might then be smart enough to realize that you have been challenged and would respond accordingly3. And then, Lurker and I still haven't spotted each other in this horrible Runething we're hating (now), but lotsa stuff gonna go boom for me and/or Simon soon methinks. Also [edited because Mace is a pom] nevermind.

[ June 04, 2002, 01:27 PM: Message edited by: Harv ]

Harv · June 4, 2002

And finally, this post is dedicated to my all knowing and masterful liege Sir Joe should be Shawt who I worship only like a true psychopant can. And because he pays me. Lots.

4th: Congratulations Croda! As someone who has decided to never have children (for obvious reasons) you have my best wishes and sympathy.

Ps. Mace you worthless piece of rippeltwad. There are three types of people in this world...the stupid and the simply ignorant. The only difference between the four is that the ignorant are able to learn the real truth about this great communist dictatorship we call Canada, and the stupid still live here eh.

So now I ask/demand/beg/cajole/wanna know...which two of the six are you? No need to answer right away, you have time to deflate Dolly and put her away first. Expect a setup fifthwithout.

re. Lurker and I still haven't spotted each other in this horrible Runething we're playing, but lotsa stuff gonna go boom soon for me and/or Simon methinks.

And to begin with The_Grog, I should think that if we:

Gave you a full frontal lobotomy (save that piece for later)
Opened your skull and removed your brain(?)
Dried it, ground it into a fine powder and then slurried it
Coated some wheat seeds with the slurry
Planted, grew, and threshed the wheat
Milled the wheat, made flour and baked a loaf of bread
Sliced the bread, toasted it and lathered on some butter
Inserted the piece removed from step 1 to make a nice sandwich
Place the sandwich into your skull and sewed everything back up real good...

...You might then be smart enough to realize that you have been challenged and would respond accordingly3. And then, Lurker and I still haven't spotted each other in this horrible Runething we're hating (now), but lotsa stuff gonna go boom for me and/or Simon soon methinks. Also [edited because Mace is a pom] nevermind.

[ June 04, 2002, 01:27 PM: Message edited by: Harv ]

imported_Hiram Sedai · June 4, 2002

Originally posted by Berlichtingen:
that was... repulsive

agreed