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Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

that was... repulsive

agreed

*sounds of retching can be heard*

How the hell can I only type seven words and still have to edit? It's because I'm still in awe of how my Tuesday is actually worse than my Monday was. Monday was a timid mouse compared to the beast that is today. HR already had a good talking to with me today. It seems that I insult too many of my people and use words that demean them. I didn't explain to them that I blame the Peng thread. I just did the cowtow thing and apologized for my carnal nature. How I abhor decent people.</font>

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Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

that was... repulsive

agreed

*sounds of retching can be heard*

How the hell can I only type seven words and still have to edit? It's because I'm still in awe of how my Tuesday is actually worse than my Monday was. Monday was a timid mouse compared to the beast that is today. HR already had a good talking to with me today. It seems that I insult too many of my people and use words that demean them. I didn't explain to them that I blame the Peng thread. I just did the cowtow thing and apologized for my carnal nature. How I abhor decent people.</font>

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Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

...me little disco-bopping Berli glitterball, lip-gloss diva.

You may look forward to so many Mondays that you will forget what the other days are like.

AussieJeff!

Take down the name Yeknod

Now, strike a line through it</font>

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Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

...me little disco-bopping Berli glitterball, lip-gloss diva.

You may look forward to so many Mondays that you will forget what the other days are like.

AussieJeff!

Take down the name Yeknod

Now, strike a line through it</font>

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You know, normally I don't like to brag, but I'm sitting here in my home office on a rainy Tuesday afternoon, reading the odd email coming through on my work laptop on the other side of my desk, wondering if it's worth driving to the store to get a snack, and whether I should spend the rest of the afternoon working on my Hellcat model, playing more CM, or reading.

I tell ya, Tuesdays are tough for a Seniour Kanigget.

As far as games go, well...

MrSpkr: Is writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play.

Boo: Is writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play, even though he puts assault boats on hills to draw fire like the woefully inadequate arseclown that he is!!!

Leeo: Would be writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play, if he could be bothered to respond to the setup I sent him.

Noba: Is writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play.

Berli: Is writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play.

Other, non-poolers, are also writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play.

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You know, normally I don't like to brag, but I'm sitting here in my home office on a rainy Tuesday afternoon, reading the odd email coming through on my work laptop on the other side of my desk, wondering if it's worth driving to the store to get a snack, and whether I should spend the rest of the afternoon working on my Hellcat model, playing more CM, or reading.

I tell ya, Tuesdays are tough for a Seniour Kanigget.

As far as games go, well...

MrSpkr: Is writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play.

Boo: Is writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play, even though he puts assault boats on hills to draw fire like the woefully inadequate arseclown that he is!!!

Leeo: Would be writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play, if he could be bothered to respond to the setup I sent him.

Noba: Is writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play.

Berli: Is writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play.

Other, non-poolers, are also writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play.

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Originally posted by dalem:

As far as games go, well...

MrSpkr: Is writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play.

Boo: Is writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play, even though he puts assault boats on hills to draw fire like the woefully inadequate arseclown that he is!!!

Leeo: Would be writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play, if he could be bothered to respond to the setup I sent him.

Noba: Is writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play.

Berli: Is writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play.

Other, non-poolers, are also writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play.

I believe I'm beginning to see a pattern here.
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Originally posted by dalem:

As far as games go, well...

MrSpkr: Is writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play.

Boo: Is writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play, even though he puts assault boats on hills to draw fire like the woefully inadequate arseclown that he is!!!

Leeo: Would be writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play, if he could be bothered to respond to the setup I sent him.

Noba: Is writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play.

Berli: Is writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play.

Other, non-poolers, are also writhing in the crushing grip of my superior play.

I believe I'm beginning to see a pattern here.
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Originally posted by Persephone:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

...me little disco-bopping Berli glitterball, lip-gloss diva.

You may look forward to so many Mondays that you will forget what the other days are like.

AussieJeff!

Take down the name Yeknod

Now, strike a line through it</font>

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Originally posted by Persephone:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

...me little disco-bopping Berli glitterball, lip-gloss diva.

You may look forward to so many Mondays that you will forget what the other days are like.

AussieJeff!

Take down the name Yeknod

Now, strike a line through it</font>

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Originally posted by MrSpkr:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

I tell ya, Tuesdays are tough for a Seniour Kanigget.

Give a guy a title and he starts spelling like a pommie.</font>
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Originally posted by MrSpkr:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

I tell ya, Tuesdays are tough for a Seniour Kanigget.

Give a guy a title and he starts spelling like a pommie.</font>
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Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

Dark Lady, Seany-babe appeals to me baser, carnal appetites... but Berli is on a different, rarefied plane of desire... altogether more fragrant, a little Tinker-bell, a scrummy delight of wriggling pleasure and dainty, exquisit demeanour that fills me with deep and mysterious longings. He is, me Lady, a vibrant orchid among twigs. But we are among *sniff* course and rough Philistines, Dark Lady who would debase me affections, confusing the one with other... *sniff*...

Yeknod o' tha Thislte

Now that's humor!
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Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

Dark Lady, Seany-babe appeals to me baser, carnal appetites... but Berli is on a different, rarefied plane of desire... altogether more fragrant, a little Tinker-bell, a scrummy delight of wriggling pleasure and dainty, exquisit demeanour that fills me with deep and mysterious longings. He is, me Lady, a vibrant orchid among twigs. But we are among *sniff* course and rough Philistines, Dark Lady who would debase me affections, confusing the one with other... *sniff*...

Yeknod o' tha Thislte

Now that's humor!
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Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

but Berli is on a different, rarefied plane of desire... altogether more fragrant, a little Tinker-bell, a scrummy delight of wriggling pleasure and dainty, exquisit demeanour that fills me with deep and mysterious longings.

Yeknod o' tha Thislte

Oh, mommy! I would say "Get to high ground!", but I don't think there's any ground high enoough.

I see Mondays. Mondays piled upon Mondays. Mondays stretching on into infinity. A Mobius strip of Mondays. Mondays that are as grains of sand in an endless desert in which your bones will have been scoured clean before you see a Tuesday.

Mondays...

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Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

but Berli is on a different, rarefied plane of desire... altogether more fragrant, a little Tinker-bell, a scrummy delight of wriggling pleasure and dainty, exquisit demeanour that fills me with deep and mysterious longings.

Yeknod o' tha Thislte

Oh, mommy! I would say "Get to high ground!", but I don't think there's any ground high enoough.

I see Mondays. Mondays piled upon Mondays. Mondays stretching on into infinity. A Mobius strip of Mondays. Mondays that are as grains of sand in an endless desert in which your bones will have been scoured clean before you see a Tuesday.

Mondays...

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A snippet taken from the article...

A quarter of a million Australian sheep, in the national flock of around 110 million, have already been molested by Mace, developer John Le Breton, managing director of Bioclip, told Reuters on Tuesday.
Wow, I'm impressed Mace, only 109,750,000 to go now.
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A snippet taken from the article...

A quarter of a million Australian sheep, in the national flock of around 110 million, have already been molested by Mace, developer John Le Breton, managing director of Bioclip, told Reuters on Tuesday.
Wow, I'm impressed Mace, only 109,750,000 to go now.
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AUSTRALIA!

Visit the land down under.

A big, raw-boned counry

where men are men

and sheep are nervous.

AUSTRALIA!

Where the guy sitting next to you in the bar,

scraping the dung off his boots

could very well be the Prime Minister.

AUSTRALIA!

It's on the other side of the planet for a reason.

You know, I'll bet I could get a job with the Australian Tourism Board.

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AUSTRALIA!

Visit the land down under.

A big, raw-boned counry

where men are men

and sheep are nervous.

AUSTRALIA!

Where the guy sitting next to you in the bar,

scraping the dung off his boots

could very well be the Prime Minister.

AUSTRALIA!

It's on the other side of the planet for a reason.

You know, I'll bet I could get a job with the Australian Tourism Board.

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smurf.txt

Seanachai: Damn it Berli! For the last time. I am an Ubergnome! Not a smurf.

Berli: Your short and blue correct?

Seanachai: I live in Minn!! Of course my skin is blue!

sigh... Ok, I'm a smurf. You happy now?

Berli: Of course papa-smurf..err.. Ubergnome.

Seanachai: Fine Gargamel. Just take Dalem's rotting dog carcus with you. Makes the whole state smell.

[ June 04, 2002, 10:13 PM: Message edited by: Lorak ]

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