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Originally posted by stikkypixie:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

I feel like taking a cue from Sealab 2021's Commander Hal Murphy and declaring Martian Law around here.

Only if i get to play with the periscope. </font>
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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

You are NOT the Seniour Knight sirrah, I AM! I am, by decree of the Olde Ones, THE Seniour Seniour Knight. YOU are simply (and I DO mean simply) the Seniour Australian Knight ... damning with faint praise THAT is of course.

Joe

I thought I was more Seniour.

I'm definitely more persiflagallisticacious.

Under Martian Law everything must be dusted with a tasty coating of nacho cheese.

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Tim has spent the time that I've been gone doing - why, exactly what I predicted he'd do.

I think I'll break out the hugely expensive cigar my brother-in-law gave me, mix up a large rum and coke, and go sit out on the balcony celebrating being a modern day Prophet.

We could even come up with a brand spankin' (DOWN Bauhaus!) new title for you.

How's about All Knowing Augur Of The Blatantly Obvious, or maybe Awesome Prognosticator Of The No Surprise There Continuum. Or perhaps, my favorite, Thrice Blessed Geomancer of the Foregone Conclusion.

Any one of those float your boat, Sparky?

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

You are NOT the Seniour Knight sirrah, I AM! I am, by decree of the Olde Ones, THE Seniour Seniour Knight. YOU are simply (and I DO mean simply) the Seniour Australian Knight ... damning with faint praise THAT is of course.

Joe

It's like a fight over who is the oldest in a retirement home.
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Mace there is a world of difference between A Seniour Knight and THE Seniour Knight. YOU didn't make it clear that you were MERELY claiming to be A Seniour Knight, as is your right, and NOT claiming to be THE Seniour Knight, as it most certainly is not.

Write better next time.

Joe

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Mace there is a world of difference between A Seniour Knight and THE Seniour Knight

well duh. Read my initial post (don't you love the power of editing).

Write better next time.
One does not write, one types.

Mace

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Mace there is a world of difference between A Seniour Knight and THE Seniour Knight

well duh. Read my initial post (don't you love the power of editing).

Write better next time.
One does not write, one types.

Mace </font>

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Originally posted by Papa Khann:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:

*sheesh!*

Can't you guys teach the newbies properly?

No offense, Lady Sedai, but have you taken a good look at what they have handed us as newbies lately? ... I thought not. Go ahead then, take a closer look. (Watch where you step though.)

Now I ask you, who on God's green earth could manage anything of note with these tossers? Why, I'd wager that my cat could cough up something more suited to bettering itself than this lot.

Papa </font>

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Originally posted by dalem:

Under Martian Law we must all acknowledge the power of the Mighty Dremel when used as a milling machine to clear excess resin from my molded and cast X-wing replacement engine shrouds. An X-wing for my giant diorama progresses with proper-scale engines cast in resin.

Yeah that's right - I went there.

Be honest, dalem. You've never kissed a real girl, have you?

Steve

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Originally posted by MrSpkr:

Be honest, dalem. You've never kissed a real girl, have you?[
Did I hear right? A lawyer asking for honesty!

Anyone know any good lawyer jokes?

Q: What is the definition "lucky break?"

A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

A: There was an empty seat.

Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?

A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

Q: In a perfect world, what question would a lawyer ask of clients?

A: "Do you want fries with that?"

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Originally posted by MrSpkr:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

Under Martian Law we must all acknowledge the power of the Mighty Dremel when used as a milling machine to clear excess resin from my molded and cast X-wing replacement engine shrouds. An X-wing for my giant diorama progresses with proper-scale engines cast in resin.

Yeah that's right - I went there.

Be honest, dalem. You've never kissed a real girl, have you?

Steve </font>

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Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

Under Martian Law we must all acknowledge the power of the Mighty Dremel when used as a milling machine to clear excess resin from my molded and cast X-wing replacement engine shrouds. An X-wing for my giant diorama progresses with proper-scale engines cast in resin.

Yeah that's right - I went there.

Be honest, dalem. You've never kissed a real girl, have you?

Steve </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

Under Martian Law we must all acknowledge the power of the Mighty Dremel when used as a milling machine to clear excess resin from my molded and cast X-wing replacement engine shrouds. An X-wing for my giant diorama progresses with proper-scale engines cast in resin.

Yeah that's right - I went there.

Be honest, dalem. You've never kissed a real girl, have you?

Steve </font>

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Originally posted by 37mm:

Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Be honest, dalem. You've never kissed a real girl, have you?[

Did I hear right? A lawyer asking for honesty!

Anyone know any good lawyer jokes?

Q: What is the definition "lucky break?"

A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

A: There was an empty seat.

Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?

A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

Q: In a perfect world, what question would a lawyer ask of clients?

A: "Do you want fries with that?" </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm:

Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Be honest, dalem. You've never kissed a real girl, have you?[

Did I hear right? A lawyer asking for honesty!

Anyone know any good lawyer jokes?

Q: What is the definition "lucky break?"

A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

A: There was an empty seat.

Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?

A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

Q: In a perfect world, what question would a lawyer ask of clients?

A: "Do you want fries with that?" </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm:

Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Be honest, dalem. You've never kissed a real girl, have you?[

Did I hear right? A lawyer asking for honesty!

Anyone know any good lawyer jokes?

Q: What is the definition "lucky break?"

A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

A: There was an empty seat.

Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?

A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

Q: In a perfect world, what question would a lawyer ask of clients?

A: "Do you want fries with that?" </font>

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Drunken Third Reich perhaps focused too much on the drunken part.

Everyone left and France is fallen and the Brits are about to lose Malta.

How will it end? Good Seanachai-provided cigars in my basement at the dart board?

All my rum is gone. Alas. Alackaday...

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