Boo Radley Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 OK, who put the gerbils in the blender! Oh...it's just Joe singing. Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim The Enchanter Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Nidi, you had me under the impression that you were going to send a CMAK setup. Now that my e-mail is viewable friends; I've already noticed spam in the inbox! Oh; I get it friends! Most of you just post in here masquerading as CM players who contribute little to next to nothing to the community at large! Tsk Tsk friends, let's make a concerted effort to turn over a new leaf for the better of this wonderful community! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 And while we're at it let's make contributions to society as a whole too. Wake up with a smile every single day. I'll make friendship bracelet for all of us, with cute little bunnies and flower motives on them. Now let's have big group hug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Yes. Perhaps we can all hug you as we're carrying you to the wood chipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: I'll make fiendship bracelet for all of us*obvious spelling mistake corrected* Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Tsk Tsk friends, let's make a concerted effort to turn over a new leaf for the better of this wonderful community! I think Dim really has a point here. How many times have we just wanted to send viruses & foul mouthed death threats to one another (and especially to stickypiss)? How much time do you ‘people’ spend festering in your empty, filthy apartments, the pointlessness of your existences forgotten, at least for a little while, thanks to those bottles of Vodka? How often when confronted with the relentless drool that oozes out of creatures like dalem do we just turn away, perhaps even mock? There is another way. I think we should start helping each other, let us support the dregs of humanity that we find in this place not add to their torment. This place could be a little like those AA meetings which although they give Australians nightmares can actually help. Together let’s make the Peng challenge world renowned as a centre of kindness, charity & human decency*. *(admittedly that’ll probably mean we have to ban lawyers from posting here but who’s really going to miss Mrspkr anyway?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Humbug, I say.....are there no prisons?...are there no workhouses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: How much time do you ‘people’ spend festering in your empty, filthy apartments, the pointlessness of your existences forgotten, at least for a little while, thanks to those bottles of Vodka?Good times, man. Good times. How often when confronted with the relentless drool that oozes out of creatures like dalem do we just turn away, perhaps even mock? Sometimes we cast offal. Sure it's messy, but sometimes good, clean fun comes with a price. There is another way. No, they closed that road due to construction. I think we should start helping each other, let us support the dregs of humanity that we find in this place not add to their torment. This place could be a little like those AA meetings which although they give Australians nightmares can actually help. Where's the fun in that? Together let’s make the Peng challenge world renowned as a centre of kindness, charity & human decency. And I'll bet you'd like to buy the world a Coke and teach it harmony while you're at it. Very commendable desires there, 45rpm, but methinks you've been swinging your purse a wee bit to hard and you've hit yourself in the head. Repeatedly. We in the Mutha Beautiful Thread (And she will always be here) are like pirate ninjas. Pirate ninjas with bad attitudes. Pirate ninjas with bad attitudes and poor depth perception. Pirate ninjas with bad attitudes, poor depth perception and not quite enough change for bus fair. It's who we are. It's our raison d'être. It's what gets rid of that annoying little rash. It fits us like one of O.J.'s gloves. It's what keeps us warm at night and kicks us out of bed in the morning, screaming at us that it's our own damn fault for going out and drinking all night long and if we don't get dressed and get to work, the repo men will be coming for the Kia Sophia AGAIN ...but perhaps I've said too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightwatch Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Perhaps they should die, and rid us of the surplus population. Oh I forgot. I am the surplus population... *EEEK* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm: Where's the fun in that?</font>There is a certain satisfaction to be gained from giving Aussies nightmares...but I suppose that's entirely too cerebral for the likes of you. Why don't you just run along back to pouring salt on slugs, there's a good boy. ...but perhaps I've said too much. Unusually astute of you. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Originally posted by Nightwatch: I am the surplus population... So this is what I got for my welfare subsidy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 My dear Emrys, How good it is for you to stop by as we've all missed you. This will afford us all the additional opportunity to adjust our sights so that perhaps this time, we won't miss you. Shouldn't you be holed up somewhere, thinking of new sig lines you can quote for yourself? Originally posted by that git, Michael Emrys: Why don't you just run along back to pouring salt on slugs, there's a good boy.(Painfully obvious, obligatory 'slug' joke lining up for landing) I would Michael, because, as you know, I always try to give back to the community. (Painfully obvious, obligatory 'slug' joke on final approach.) But knowing how fastidious you are... (Gear down, full flaps) Didn't it just make you look like you had a real bad case of dandruff last time? (Painfully obvious, obligatory 'slug' joke is on the runway!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Did some perpetual loser around here recommend 37sillymeter for serfdom? I certainly hope not. Not only does he respond to a resident of Coventry but he proposes that ... that ... that the sacred CessPool, the M.B.T., the Peng Challenge Thread should be a "a centre of kindness, charity & human decency"? Mindless wretch ... back to the outerboard with THIS one lads, we can't be having this kind of defeatist talk around here. Remember, if we turn Nice, then the terrorists have won. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: There is a certain satisfaction to be gained from giving Aussies nightmares...but I suppose that's entirely too cerebral for the likes of you. Why don't you just run along back to pouring salt on slugs, there's a good boy. Michael There cerebral thingies involved in hiding all the sheep in australia. You just have to hide somewhere they'd never dream of looking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: Together let’s make the Peng challenge world renowned as a centre of kindness, charity & human decency*. *(admittedly that’ll probably mean we have to ban lawyers from posting here but who’s really going to miss Mrspkr anyway?). Bah, I say. Humbug to your drab world -- a world lacking in controversy, a world lacking passion, a world lacking competition, a world lacking litigation. A world devoid of winners and losers. A world devoid of ecstasy and agony. A world lacking the thrills and chills of this roller coaster we call life. A drab, dreary place lacking even the most basic of rewards. A world in which both rapture and sorrow are conspicuously absent. In other words, you want us all to live in Summit County, Ohio, or Staffordshire, England. Or (shiver) Salt Lake County, Utah. Pillock. Steve [ October 21, 2004, 09:25 AM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim The Enchanter Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Originally posted by Nidan1: Humbug, I say.....are there no prisons?...are there no workhouses? Nidi; still no turn; what gives friend? Surely not you when it comes to games of CMAK or CMBB good sir! Mr.Shaw, you fear more of your thrawn of drones being unplugged from the Pengtrix. Your negativity batteries would surely dry up since you would have nothing to feed off of. It's time to cheer up lad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: There cerebral thingies involved in hiding all the sheep in australia. You just have to hide somewhere they'd never dream of looking... So...other than producing a stupendous amount of bong water, what have you been doing with your time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 It's an ellipsis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Boo you are a total joke (not a funny joke I mean the kind of joke that comes from Joe Shaw the worlds greatest Texan). I'm going to spell this out for you real simple like... Ninja's suck ass. Pirates kick ass. Only a buffoon who spends most of his time courting fleas would even consider* merging ninja's & pirates together. *Okay perhaps an idiot like nightwatch would also consider it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim The Enchanter Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 "I suppose I can part with one and still be feared." -Professor Farnsworth on his DoomsDay Machines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim The Enchanter Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Futurama is a great show friends! Though I know all of you would miss the shows vast amounts of subtle humor friends! Still; the last episode is a great ending and one of my favorite episodes of the best television show ever created. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: Boo you are a total joke (not a funny joke I mean the kind of joke that comes from Joe Shaw the worlds greatest Texan). I'm going to spell this out for you real simple like... Ninja's suck ass. Pirates kick ass. Only a buffoon who spends most of his time courting fleas would even consider* merging ninja's & pirates together. *Okay perhaps an idiot like nightwatch would also consider it Ewwwy you're sucking up to shaw, please wash off my turn before sending it to me you sick sick biologist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim The Enchanter Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Luckily for you gang, I'm not a grump like the venerable Professor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: Boo you are a total joke (not a funny joke I mean the kind of joke that comes from Joe Shaw the worlds greatest Texan). I'm going to spell this out for you real simple like... Ninja's suck ass. Pirates kick ass. Only a buffoon who spends most of his time courting fleas would even consider* merging ninja's & pirates together. *Okay perhaps an idiot like nightwatch would also consider it You have a penchant for stating the obvious. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim The Enchanter Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 This is a great thread to post in! It's just so much fun gang! I love joining in revelry! Let us all post away in this outlandish thread! Don't hold back friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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