MrSpkr Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: Higher functioning cerebrum watches too much tv methinks. *scoots away* *BOOTS stickypickle in the rear as he scoots away* </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: Higher functioning cerebrum watches too much tv methinks. *scoots away* *BOOTS stickypickle in the rear as he scoots away* </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 God i knew that this thread harbors the lowest life forms (apart from the Ladies), but lawy...(i can't even bring myself to spell it). The don't even have them in that other thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 That's cuz they have no money. Like duh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: As usual, for those of lower intellectual ability (read: "males"), subtle humor goes right over your heads.Given the limited cerebral capacity most of these CessPool speci<big>men</big>s possess, I can hardly blame our good Lady for coming to such a conclusion. But surely She would not stoop so low as to assume that <big>all</big> of us are possessed of the same sloped forehead and protruding jaw that say, Lars, or Boo, or Joe, or Emry's, or dalem, or Mace, or or or... well ok pretty much everyone other than me... tend to exhibit. Surely? Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Oh yeah I had a question too... When are reruns of The Man Show going to be on? Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Originally posted by Tim The Enchanter: Mr.Emrys, if you would be so kind as to cease parading yourself around here as a steryotype, or perhaps if you would simply give oral sex to a loaded double barrel shotgun, the forum would surely appreciate it. Tim The Annoying...Go find yourself a double barrel shotgun fetish forum and post to others like yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Lars, Lets make dalem invite us to his house Saturday for Drunken Third Reich. I left beer at his house last weekend, so we'd best not wait too long before we get back over there. dalem isn't exactly a paragon of will power, you know. Also, Lars, I shall require a proper whipping boy to spell you when your constitution begins to falter, so I suggest we enlist Seanachai as well. Papa PS And for God's sake, dalem, try to have the proper fruit on hand this time, will you! I'll have you know that it was completely unacceptable to have to use the garnish from the carry-out Mexican joint. Not that it will stop me from drinking the rest of the Corona should you fail in this most simple of tasks. No, mind you, that's not how it would go at all. In fact, I begin to see through your thinly veiled plot, you (pardon me, Elvis) wanker. You have been TRYING to put me off the Corona by denying me the fruits I am so justly entitled to. Hah! So since you're not going to get to drink all the beer yourself anyway, I beseech you to do your duty as my cabana boy and go buy a proper variety and amount of fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Originally posted by Papa Khann: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: As usual, for those of lower intellectual ability (read: "males"), subtle humor goes right over your heads.Given the limited cerebral capacity most of these CessPool speci<big>men</big>s possess, I can hardly blame our good Lady for coming to such a conclusion. But surely She would not stoop so low as to assume that <big>all</big> of us are possessed of the same sloped forehead and protruding jaw that say, Lars, or Boo, or Joe, or Emry's, or dalem, or Mace, or or or... well ok pretty much everyone other than me... tend to exhibit. Surely? Papa </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Originally posted by Papa Khann: Lars, Lets make dalem invite us to his house Saturday for Drunken Third Reich. I left beer at his house last weekend, so we'd best not wait too long before we get back over there. dalem isn't exactly a paragon of will power, you know. Also, Lars, I shall require a proper whipping boy to spell you when your constitution begins to falter, so I suggest we enlist Seanachai as well. PapaGreat idea. Get dalem going on the food, booze, and invites. Meanwhile, since Seanachai has been in Orlando, I think I'll order this, just for the pieces. Disney Chess Set Disney heroes & villains battle in colorful chess set based on popular movies. It's the animated Disney characters you love vs. the characters you love to hate! The Beast, Belle, Hercules, Simba and 8 Dalmations face off against Captain Hook, Cruella DeVil, Jafar, Hades, Scar and 8 hyenas. Handpainted resin pieces are packed with a custom board in a collector's tin. Board is 14x17". Kings measure approximately 3" tall. Should make any the rules waaaaaay more fun. I can see Cruella DeVil striding across Russia now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Originally posted by Papa Khann: Lars, Lets make dalem invite us to his house Saturday for Drunken Third Reich. I left beer at his house last weekend, so we'd best not wait too long before we get back over there. dalem isn't exactly a paragon of will power, you know. Also, Lars, I shall require a proper whipping boy to spell you when your constitution begins to falter, so I suggest we enlist Seanachai as well. Papa PS And for God's sake, dalem, try to have the proper fruit on hand this time, will you! I'll have you know that it was completely unacceptable to have to use the garnish from the carry-out Mexican joint. Not that it will stop me from drinking the rest of the Corona should you fail in this most simple of tasks. No, mind you, that's not how it would go at all. In fact, I begin to see through your thinly veiled plot, you (pardon me, Elvis) wanker. You have been TRYING to put me off the Corona by denying me the fruits I am so justly entitled to. Hah! So since you're not going to get to drink all the beer yourself anyway, I beseech you to do your duty as my cabana boy and go buy a proper variety and amount of fruit. Strike One: Leaves undrunk beer behind. Strike Two: Puts fruit in his beer. Strike Three: Well ... For cryin' out loud, just being YOU should be enough by itself to get you thrown out of the game. But ... I never knew you to be such a ... dandy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Oh look, Moraine is unhappy because nobody laughed at her joke. Let's cheer her up by all forming a circle around her and laughing at everything she says. Just to be safe, I mean. In case we can't tell when she's trying to be funny. Being thick-headed, ignorant "males" of "lower intellectual ability" and all. Michael I'm not upset at all, dear. I just couldn't resist taking a shot when it was so easy and with a clear line of sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 The phrase "fish in a very small bucket" comes to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: The phrase "fish in a very small bucket" comes to mind. For what? The title of your autobiography? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: I'm not upset at all, dear. I just couldn't resist taking a shot when it was so easy and with a clear line of sight. I am greatly mollified...you don't mind if I call you Molly, do you? May I offer you a cigar? Nice shooting, BTW, but I think you missed Pappa Khann (he who misspells his own name). He's over there cowering behind the Mexican garni. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 In Ohio, even beauty pagent contestants are subject to "truth in advertising" laws. Personally, I blame Boo. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Why does it not surprise me that MrAmbulanceChaser clearly spends his days scouring the internet for pictures of women from Licking County? Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: He's over there cowering behind the Mexican garni.Pay attention, you great truffle-eared dolt. I do not cower behind the garnish. I improvise with it. Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Strike Two: Puts fruit in his beer.Boo, you say that like it's less than the greatest thing in the world. This confuses me. Then again, you're a known glue sniffer. A true degenerate who's idea of "date night" is staying home to fondle the naugahyde armrest on his La-Z-Boy. Why wouldn't I be confused by you? Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Originally posted by Papa Khann: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: He's over there cowering behind the Mexican garni.Pay attention, you great truffle-eared dolt. I do not cower behind the garnish. I improvise with it.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Originally posted by Papa Khann: ...to assume that <big>all</big> of us are possessed of the same sloped forehead and protruding jaw that say, Lars, or Boo, or Joe, or Emry's, or dalem, or Mace, or or or... well ok pretty much everyone other than me... tend to exhibit. So Papa, how you getting along with no forehead at all? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Originally posted by MrSpkr: In Ohio, even beauty pagent contestants are subject to "truth in advertising" laws. Personally, I blame Boo. Steve I feel sad for you, MrSpkr. The way you latched onto this obscure piece of information leads me to believe that the closest people ever come to a beauty contest in your part of the country is when they're in the 4-H Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Originally posted by Papa Khann: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Strike Two: Puts fruit in his beer.Boo, you say that like it's less than the greatest thing in the world. This confuses me. Then again, you're a known glue sniffer. A true degenerate who's idea of "date night" is staying home to fondle the naugahyde armrest on his La-Z-Boy. Why wouldn't I be confused by you? Papa </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Originally posted by Papa Khann: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: As usual, for those of lower intellectual ability (read: "males"), subtle humor goes right over your heads.Given the limited cerebral capacity most of these CessPool speci<big>men</big>s possess, I can hardly blame our good Lady for coming to such a conclusion. But surely She would not stoop so low as to assume that <big>all</big> of us are possessed of the same sloped forehead and protruding jaw that say, Lars, or Boo, or Joe, or Emry's, or dalem, or Mace, or or or... well ok pretty much everyone other than me... tend to exhibit. Surely? Papa </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: I'm not upset at all, dear. I just couldn't resist taking a shot when it was so easy and with a clear line of sight. I am greatly mollified...you don't mind if I call you Molly, do you? May I offer you a cigar? Nice shooting, BTW, but I think you missed Pappa Khann (he who misspells his own name). He's over there cowering behind the Mexican garni. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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