ng cavscout Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: That does it! *"Borrows" NGc's nightstick and bashes v42 about the head and shoulders* You have displeased me mightly, young one! You tell me a translation of your Russian would not be for my ears nor eyes then assault me with your Kiwi-pRon! Away with you! Slink back under your rock until your wounds heal and you've learned your lesson!! *bah!* *gazing sadly at his treasured "Staff of Justice"*, well, no cleaning that Kiwi juice off of it, nothing to do but burn in in the Bio Hazard furnace and start afresh. It is such a pain to break these things in...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: That does it! *"Borrows" NGc's nightstick and bashes v42 about the head and shoulders* You have displeased me mightly, young one! You tell me a translation of your Russian would not be for my ears nor eyes then assault me with your Kiwi-pRon! Away with you! Slink back under your rock until your wounds heal and you've learned your lesson!! *bah!* *gazing sadly at his treasured "Staff of Justice"*, well, no cleaning that Kiwi juice off of it, nothing to do but burn in in the Bio Hazard furnace and start afresh. It is such a pain to break these things in...... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sergei: Цк, цк... Раааааазговорчики в строю!!! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 All I remember is "cuy xuy v'chai". Supposed to be an insult of some kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: That does it! *"Borrows" NGc's nightstick and bashes v42 about the head and shoulders* You have displeased me mightly, young one! You tell me a translation of your Russian would not be for my ears nor eyes then assault me with your Kiwi-pRon! Away with you! Slink back under your rock until your wounds heal and you've learned your lesson!! *bah!* Lady Moraine kindly remove your stick from My Knnnnightys noggin.. Far be it for me to pull rank on another Lady of the Pool *cough* but I am Queen of this here cesspool !! So if there's any beating of Knighty v42 to be done then I'll be the one doing it.... And maybe Berli, Peng, Seanacoochie, Lars, Joe, Mace, dalem, Rune, and any other Knight who feels the need... But feeling the wrath and being scorned and beaten by his Queen is more than enough female torture for anyone.... Now please tend to his wounds and make sure he's back on his feet again... I have a long journey ahead and may need a glass of wine or someone to *Kick* on my return! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 For Her Majesty I am always ready to take a beating for and/or from my Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sergei: Цк, цк... Раааааазговорчики в строю!!! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: All I remember is "cuy xuy v'chai". Supposed to be an insult of some kind. It's actually "Sui huy v chai, vyn, sam pei" When pronounced quickly in Russian it sounds as though you're speaking Chinese. The literal translation is. Put you huy in tea, take it out, then drink the tea yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 **KICK KICK BOOT KICK** I said when I GET BACK .... tst ... Look at the size of that glass of wine!! are you trying to get me drunk and make me miss my train? Roight!!! I'll deal with you when I get back.. Now bring my bags, I really should be on my way... P.S. Berli strike what I just said via aim, and watch the post!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: I am always ready to take a beating for and/or from my Queen. FOR THE QUEEN! <font size="7">KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK!</font> Some requests are so much easier than others to grant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by YK2: *snip* Look at the size of that glass of wine!! are you trying to get me drunk and make me miss my train? *snip* Ummm...*hides half empty bottle of vodka behind thrown and adds more red wine to the glass to restore the colour*...no, Your Majesty, I wouldn't dream of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by YK2: *snip* Now bring my bags, I really should be on my way...*snip*Ma'am, yes Ma'am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: *snip* Now bring my bags, I really should be on my way...*snip*Ma'am, yes Ma'am. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: *snip* Some requests are so much easier than others to grant Your interpretational skills are quite novel. When someone tells you that they would be quite happy if you went for a skinny-dip in a tank of concentrated acid and then rolled yourself in salt, do you take that as a request too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: Obliterate that disgusting bump in your trousers. You are not to do that around here... Noba. Why should the fact that you cannot muster a bump in your trousers oblige me to hide the existence of mine? Cut down by one or two kegs a day and soon you will find that your bump has returned and the sheilas, provided they have consumed the resulting excess kegs, may even take an interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 I do apologize, my Queen, but I thought he was fair enough game now that he is no longer your Squire. If he were still your Squire, I'd not lay a finger upon him. Honest and for true. How may I make it up to you? An exotic pet perhaps? Something like a donkey on a bed of thistles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 You know it's going to be a bad day when the only person to send a turn is that hooting maniac, OGSF. He's got a couple of Stuarts that're trying to knock down a church. When it looks like that might actually happen (On turn 875 GAJILLION!), I'll just move my men next door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: Obliterate that disgusting bump in your trousers. You are not to do that around here... Noba. Why should the fact that you cannot muster a bump in your trousers oblige me to hide the existence of mine? Cut down by one or two kegs a day and soon you will find that your bump has returned and the sheilas, provided they have consumed the resulting excess kegs, may even take an interest. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: Now get to sleep. You need it to counter those ugly pills your family fed you as a child. Noba. Real nice blistering insult there, Noba. Next time why don't you just slap at him with your purse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 a'hem! a wee pooe'm for the Laydee! Gang canny thro’ this world o’ oors, An’ tak’ yer steps wi’ care, An’ never do yer neighbours wrang, But aye do what is fair; For folk fa’ ne'er to rise again Who ne’er hae fa’en before: There’s aye a muckle slippy stane At ilka bodie’s door. An’ if ye see yer neighbour fa’, Oh! dinna pass him by, But lend to him a helping hand, An’ dinna let him lie; The case may be yer ain some day, Tho’ ye hae wealth in store: There’s aye a muckle slippy stane At ilka bodie’s door. There’s slippy stanes where’re ye gang, In palace, hut, or ha’, An’ ye maun tak’ ye steps wi’ care, Or ower them ye may fa’; For emperors and kings may fa’, An’ nobles many a score: There’s aye a muckle slippy stane At ilka bodie’s door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: Now get to sleep. You need it to counter those ugly pills your family fed you as a child. Noba. Real nice blistering insult there, Noba. Next time why don't you just slap at him with your purse? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: Now get to sleep. You need it to counter those ugly pills your family fed you as a child. Noba. Real nice blistering insult there, Noba. Next time why don't you just slap at him with your purse? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 Originally posted by [TGD] mensch: a'hem! a wee pooe'm for the Laydee! Gang canny thro’ this world o’ oors, An’ tak’ yer steps wi’ care, An’ never do yer neighbours wrang, But aye do what is fair; For folk fa’ ne'er to rise again Who ne’er hae fa’en before: There’s aye a muckle slippy stane At ilka bodie’s door. An’ if ye see yer neighbour fa’, Oh! dinna pass him by, But lend to him a helping hand, An’ dinna let him lie; The case may be yer ain some day, Tho’ ye hae wealth in store: There’s aye a muckle slippy stane At ilka bodie’s door. There’s slippy stanes where’re ye gang, In palace, hut, or ha’, An’ ye maun tak’ ye steps wi’ care, Or ower them ye may fa’; For emperors and kings may fa’, An’ nobles many a score: There’s aye a muckle slippy stane At ilka bodie’s door. NO, No, NO ... there'll be NO MORE OF THAT! I've made myself clear and more than clear on this subject ... ONLY OGSF MAY POST IN DIALECT! I'll brook no argument on this and I believe I can count on the support of the Olde Ones AND the Queen, herself being Scottish and all ... dadgummed young whippersnappers with their faux Scottish dialect ... TELL HIM Dame Emma ... it's not to be borne. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 NO, No, NO ... there'll be NO MORE OF THAT! Oi! bayt' mae undae's lad. Aae dinna cae' wot ya saya's from yer choppers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 support of the Olde Ones Aae dinna bel'f in na' Oldye oon's. *dances on a hillock shak'n his bag pipes at him* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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