Boo Radley Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: I just knew that it was going to come out anyway. Well, yeah. Eventually. Just don't go sticking it in your mouth this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 23, 2004 Author Share Posted September 23, 2004 Hey, all, haven't been by much lately. I tell ya', planning this Memorial for my sister is certainly bringing out all the worst and most annoying personality traits. But I try and leave before they all get too angry with me. Tonight everyone was trying to decide on the best Scripture readings. This was my contribution: 2 Kings, Chapter 2: 23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD . Then two she bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. 25 And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria. It was not well-received. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 23, 2004 Author Share Posted September 23, 2004 Hey, all, haven't been by much lately. I tell ya', planning this Memorial for my sister is certainly bringing out all the worst and most annoying personality traits. But I try and leave before they all get too angry with me. Tonight everyone was trying to decide on the best Scripture readings. This was my contribution: 2 Kings, Chapter 2: 23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD . Then two she bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. 25 And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria. It was not well-received. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 (Opens the cave entrance, steps in and treads on something soft, stinky and warm.) Yuch! Don't make me stay here longer than I have to! I just came here because Boo, that rat, has no testicles <font size="1">(which is actually rather fortunate for us all)</font>, so to speak, and so I had to hunt him down (or is the correct term "drag the cesspool for him"?) over here to make him accept my challenge. Since I know I will be winning anyway(*, I'll let him choose whether we'll be playing CMBB, CMAK or Chess. I'll accept badminton too, you pussy. But no Twister. Now where is he? Or... aw, crap! Did I just step into someone's boo? *) Though it's not that winning would be everything for me, as long as the other guy loses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 (Opens the cave entrance, steps in and treads on something soft, stinky and warm.) Yuch! Don't make me stay here longer than I have to! I just came here because Boo, that rat, has no testicles <font size="1">(which is actually rather fortunate for us all)</font>, so to speak, and so I had to hunt him down (or is the correct term "drag the cesspool for him"?) over here to make him accept my challenge. Since I know I will be winning anyway(*, I'll let him choose whether we'll be playing CMBB, CMAK or Chess. I'll accept badminton too, you pussy. But no Twister. Now where is he? Or... aw, crap! Did I just step into someone's boo? *) Though it's not that winning would be everything for me, as long as the other guy loses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: You've ran out of excuses now v42, i demand my turn. Well, fancy meeting you here... ok, ok. I'll see what I can do... *whistles and backs up slowly while maintaining eye contact* ... *sprints around the corner* </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: You've ran out of excuses now v42, i demand my turn. Well, fancy meeting you here... ok, ok. I'll see what I can do... *whistles and backs up slowly while maintaining eye contact* ... *sprints around the corner* </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Hey, all, haven't been by much lately. I tell ya', planning this Memorial for my sister is certainly bringing out all the worst and most annoying personality traits. But I try and leave before they all get too angry with me. Tonight everyone was trying to decide on the best Scripture readings. This was my contribution: 2 Kings, Chapter 2: 23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD . Then two she bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. 25 And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria. It was not well-received. I'm always partial to talking about stoning oxes to death at memorial services. Try this one on them: Exodus 21:29 But if the ox were wont to push with his horn in time past, and it hath been testified to his owner, and he hath not kept him in, but that he hath killed a man or a woman; the ox shall be stoned, and his owner also shall be put to death. Really, it's suitable for any type of gathering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Hey, all, haven't been by much lately. I tell ya', planning this Memorial for my sister is certainly bringing out all the worst and most annoying personality traits. But I try and leave before they all get too angry with me. Tonight everyone was trying to decide on the best Scripture readings. This was my contribution: 2 Kings, Chapter 2: 23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD . Then two she bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. 25 And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria. It was not well-received. I'm always partial to talking about stoning oxes to death at memorial services. Try this one on them: Exodus 21:29 But if the ox were wont to push with his horn in time past, and it hath been testified to his owner, and he hath not kept him in, but that he hath killed a man or a woman; the ox shall be stoned, and his owner also shall be put to death. Really, it's suitable for any type of gathering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aguirre: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by KG_Steiner: Where am I? baaaaarrrffff!!!!! How prophetic. Can i go home now? No, you may not. In the time I have been watching this board, I have seen this ancient, undead thread continue to fester. Every now and then it explodes in a shower of puss, only to emerge as a new but still evil excresence from the mess of blood and flacid flesh that was its last incarnation. This thread makes entirely too much mess as it is without some upstart with a member number so absurdly high that it dwarfs even mine coming in and randomly vomiting everwhere. You are a fly among these clumps of dung. I hate you. I challenge you to a game on the eastern front. You will accept because you know that it is the only challenge you will get here. If you do not have the eastern front game, you will buy it. Your troops will perish horribly under my fell blows, but you will learn to enjoy it, because my wrath is the only attention of another human being you will find here. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aguirre: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by KG_Steiner: Where am I? baaaaarrrffff!!!!! How prophetic. Can i go home now? No, you may not. In the time I have been watching this board, I have seen this ancient, undead thread continue to fester. Every now and then it explodes in a shower of puss, only to emerge as a new but still evil excresence from the mess of blood and flacid flesh that was its last incarnation. This thread makes entirely too much mess as it is without some upstart with a member number so absurdly high that it dwarfs even mine coming in and randomly vomiting everwhere. You are a fly among these clumps of dung. I hate you. I challenge you to a game on the eastern front. You will accept because you know that it is the only challenge you will get here. If you do not have the eastern front game, you will buy it. Your troops will perish horribly under my fell blows, but you will learn to enjoy it, because my wrath is the only attention of another human being you will find here. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Herr Oberst: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aguirre: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by KG_Steiner: Where am I? baaaaarrrffff!!!!! How prophetic. Can i go home now? No, you may not. In the time I have been watching this board, I have seen this ancient, undead thread continue to fester. Every now and then it explodes in a shower of puss, only to emerge as a new but still evil excresence from the mess of blood and flacid flesh that was its last incarnation. This thread makes entirely too much mess as it is without some upstart with a member number so absurdly high that it dwarfs even mine coming in and randomly vomiting everwhere. You are a fly among these clumps of dung. I hate you. I challenge you to a game on the eastern front. You will accept because you know that it is the only challenge you will get here. If you do not have the eastern front game, you will buy it. Your troops will perish horribly under my fell blows, but you will learn to enjoy it, because my wrath is the only attention of another human being you will find here. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Herr Oberst: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aguirre: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by KG_Steiner: Where am I? baaaaarrrffff!!!!! How prophetic. Can i go home now? No, you may not. In the time I have been watching this board, I have seen this ancient, undead thread continue to fester. Every now and then it explodes in a shower of puss, only to emerge as a new but still evil excresence from the mess of blood and flacid flesh that was its last incarnation. This thread makes entirely too much mess as it is without some upstart with a member number so absurdly high that it dwarfs even mine coming in and randomly vomiting everwhere. You are a fly among these clumps of dung. I hate you. I challenge you to a game on the eastern front. You will accept because you know that it is the only challenge you will get here. If you do not have the eastern front game, you will buy it. Your troops will perish horribly under my fell blows, but you will learn to enjoy it, because my wrath is the only attention of another human being you will find here. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: Did you have a point you were trying (failing) to get across? If I had a point (other than the one on top my head), it would be lost on you, you panderer to pediatricians. (Crap, I think I pulled a Fenkle...) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: Did you have a point you were trying (failing) to get across? If I had a point (other than the one on top my head), it would be lost on you, you panderer to pediatricians. (Crap, I think I pulled a Fenkle...) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Sergei: (Opens the cave entrance, steps in and treads on something soft, stinky and warm.) Yuch! Don't make me stay here longer than I have to! I just came here because Boo, that rat, has no testicles <font size="1">(which is actually rather fortunate for us all)</font>, so to speak, and so I had to hunt him down (or is the correct term "drag the cesspool for him"?) over here to make him accept my challenge. Since I know I will be winning anyway(*, I'll let him choose whether we'll be playing CMBB, CMAK or Chess. I'll accept badminton too, you pussy. But no Twister. Now where is he? Or... aw, crap! Did I just step into someone's boo? *) Though it's not that winning would be everything for me, as long as the other guy loses. I'm sorry...was that a challenge? It's hard to tell because it's so pretty. Almost as if it was made by an 11 year old girl who dreams dreams of "My Little Pony" and spends her days skipping rope and playing with dolls. I mean, for an "UberFinn" it was decidedly unUber. I expected someone with your genetic make up to be able to take a subjunctive clause, an adverb or two and fashion them into a nuclear weapon. Instead, I'm showered with perfumed confetti. No. It simply won't do. Here, watch me. Hey, Leeeeeo. Don't you owe me a set up, you ignorant Ozark, massively inbred, banjo pickin' yahoo wannabe? What's the problem? That small ball of jellified snot you think of as a brain not fuctioning up to it's usual two firing synapses per hour? Or is it because you're just stupid? And I'm not talking run of the mill, fly down, mismatched socks, standing drenched in the rain stupid. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. World-class, A-1, top of the heap, triple whopper with cheese, supersized stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. One-of-a-kind, global, universal, intergalactic stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularly, extraordinarily, incredibly, bewilderingly stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your life is a monument to stupidity. I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of stupidity that we know. A behemoth, a leviathan, a colossus of stupidity. Something like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Sergei: (Opens the cave entrance, steps in and treads on something soft, stinky and warm.) Yuch! Don't make me stay here longer than I have to! I just came here because Boo, that rat, has no testicles <font size="1">(which is actually rather fortunate for us all)</font>, so to speak, and so I had to hunt him down (or is the correct term "drag the cesspool for him"?) over here to make him accept my challenge. Since I know I will be winning anyway(*, I'll let him choose whether we'll be playing CMBB, CMAK or Chess. I'll accept badminton too, you pussy. But no Twister. Now where is he? Or... aw, crap! Did I just step into someone's boo? *) Though it's not that winning would be everything for me, as long as the other guy loses. I'm sorry...was that a challenge? It's hard to tell because it's so pretty. Almost as if it was made by an 11 year old girl who dreams dreams of "My Little Pony" and spends her days skipping rope and playing with dolls. I mean, for an "UberFinn" it was decidedly unUber. I expected someone with your genetic make up to be able to take a subjunctive clause, an adverb or two and fashion them into a nuclear weapon. Instead, I'm showered with perfumed confetti. No. It simply won't do. Here, watch me. Hey, Leeeeeo. Don't you owe me a set up, you ignorant Ozark, massively inbred, banjo pickin' yahoo wannabe? What's the problem? That small ball of jellified snot you think of as a brain not fuctioning up to it's usual two firing synapses per hour? Or is it because you're just stupid? And I'm not talking run of the mill, fly down, mismatched socks, standing drenched in the rain stupid. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. World-class, A-1, top of the heap, triple whopper with cheese, supersized stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. One-of-a-kind, global, universal, intergalactic stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularly, extraordinarily, incredibly, bewilderingly stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your life is a monument to stupidity. I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of stupidity that we know. A behemoth, a leviathan, a colossus of stupidity. Something like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 I don't want to be mean to you, Boo, because I hate it when girls cry. I just want to hump you without foreplay, is that too much to ask? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 I don't want to be mean to you, Boo, because I hate it when girls cry. I just want to hump you without foreplay, is that too much to ask? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Sergei: I don't want to be mean to you, Boo, because I hate it when girls cry. I just want to hump you without foreplay, is that too much to ask? Actually ... yes. Let's try to keep within forum rules. Just a friendly reminder. While this IS the CessPool there are rules, specifically, "Sound off like ya got a pair but don't sound off ABOUT your pair." Thanks, Your Friendly Jusciariate of the Peng Challenge Thread Joe p.s. Boo if you'd been doing your job correctly I'd not have had to step into this. Jim Boggs is waiting in the wings you know ... actually he isn't, where IS Jimbo these days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Sergei: I don't want to be mean to you, Boo, because I hate it when girls cry. I just want to hump you without foreplay, is that too much to ask? Actually ... yes. Let's try to keep within forum rules. Just a friendly reminder. While this IS the CessPool there are rules, specifically, "Sound off like ya got a pair but don't sound off ABOUT your pair." Thanks, Your Friendly Jusciariate of the Peng Challenge Thread Joe p.s. Boo if you'd been doing your job correctly I'd not have had to step into this. Jim Boggs is waiting in the wings you know ... actually he isn't, where IS Jimbo these days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Just a friendly reminder. While this IS the CessPool there are rules, specifically, "Sound off like ya got a pair but don't sound off ABOUT your pair."Hmpf, just typical. Who said anything about a pair? Stop discriminating against the scrotumnally handicapped monotesticularians, you bigot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Just a friendly reminder. While this IS the CessPool there are rules, specifically, "Sound off like ya got a pair but don't sound off ABOUT your pair."Hmpf, just typical. Who said anything about a pair? Stop discriminating against the scrotumnally handicapped monotesticularians, you bigot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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