Seanachai Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by R Leete: But you can't deny you are still an oaf. And a thuggish one at that. Shouldn't you be shutting up and knitting booties, or somefink? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Boo_Radley isn't a thug to be menacing, large and well, intimidating? Being from Noo Joysee helps as well I'm told. Oh wait ... you meant SLUG didn't you, that make MUCH more sense. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Boo_Radley isn't a thug to be menacing, large and well, intimidating? Being from Noo Joysee helps as well I'm told. Oh wait ... you meant SLUG didn't you, that make MUCH more sense. Joe No, no, Ohioans make good thugs, too. They're just a bit overly friendly, is all. Still, imagine how disorienting it is to have a large, vicious, amoral bastard breaking your ribs while smiling and talking about the Ohio State game, and offering you donuts and Stroh's. I mean, that last bit is more disturbing than any number of broken limbs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Boo_Radley isn't a thug to be menacing, large and well, intimidating? Being from Noo Joysee helps as well I'm told. Oh wait ... you meant SLUG didn't you, that make MUCH more sense. Joe No, no, Ohioans make good thugs, too. They're just a bit overly friendly, is all. Still, imagine how disorienting it is to have a large, vicious, amoral bastard breaking your ribs while smiling and talking about the Ohio State game, and offering you donuts and Stroh's. I mean, that last bit is more disturbing than any number of broken limbs. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 I just wanted to say that I've discovered me hooters. They're quite magnificent, but I won't be sharing 'em with Emrys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 I'm bored. *removes Ashamed to be French Mask of Shame from Seanachi's head and places the Number 15 Mask of Shame . . . For Men upon his head.* There. Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 I'm STILL bored. Hmm . . . *places Mace in the Number 4 Drunk Barrel for Bibbers. There. Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: *places Mace in the Number 4 Drunk Barrel for Bibbers. There.Neatest Chrissy present I've ever got. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 No wonder students are shooting each other in Colorado. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Oh, and Boo you are indeed my thug. I demand that you take the vile Emrys's quote from your signature. Dear Sir, We regret to inform you that your last check to Boo Radley: Thug for Hire bounced and your payments are now in arrears. According to the contract, paragraph 28, sub section B, line 12, "Sig material usage reverts to the party of the first part, (that being Boo Radley: Thug for Hire, Inc.) upon failure of the party of the second part (that being Seanachai "god of bundt cakes", to render payment in a timely manner." So, we regret to inform you that at this time we cannot, in good faith, adhere to your desires, until we receive payment in full. If at any time you wish to further retain the services of Boo Radley: Thug for Hire, Ltd., a new contact can be worked out with our legal dept. Thank you. Hoping this finds you, Ms. Trixie Butterthighs Comptroller Boo Radley: Thug for Hire Corp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Oh, and Seanachai? For that line about Stroh's you can bet that my fees are about to go through the roof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 How Cesspoolers Bathe Mr. Tittles Scrub toilet and flush several times. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut. Sit on lid -- cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat. Leap off toilet seat, dash out of bathroom and slam door securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up its rear end. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting. SSN Hint Of The Day: Serve fish with the head on. Now sod off. [ December 18, 2003, 09:42 AM: Message edited by: Lars ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: How Cesspoolers Bathe Mr. Tittles Scrub toilet and flush several times. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut. Sit on lid -- cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat. Leap off toilet seat, dash out of bathroom and slam door securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up its rear end. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting. SSN Hint Of The Day: Serve fish with the head on. Now sod off. Dame Kitty will have your head for that one. Not that your plan isn't, intriguing, in a purely efficiency oriented sort of way, of course. But Dame Kitty will still slaughter you for it. Wow, a double bonus. And on a Thursday -- who'd a thunk it? Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Dame Kitty will have your head for that one. Not that your plan isn't, intriguing, in a purely efficiency oriented sort of way, of course. But Dame Kitty will still slaughter you for it. Wow, a double bonus. And on a Thursday -- who'd a thunk it? Steve Well, Thursday is Ladies Night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Good grief. Now I've got Rune spamming me at home with a scenario he wants me to play against Emrys. Emrys, for pity's sake! This never would have happened if I didn't have my E-mail address in my profile. I blame Shaw! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Good grief. Now I've got Rune spamming me at home with a scenario he wants me to play against Emrys. Emrys, for pity's sake! This never would have happened if I didn't have my E-mail address in my profile. I blame Shaw! I'm happy ... no THRILLED to take the blame ... or credit ... for your little problem. I can't think of anyone I'd rather have forced to play Emrys than you. That it happens to be a rune scenario is just frosting on the cake. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: How Cesspoolers Bathe Mr. Tittles Leap off toilet seat, dash out of bathroom and slam door securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up its rear end. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting. You posted this indicating it was for Mr. Tittles but the many references to "kitty" in the second half of the post clearly indicate you had alterior motives. I therefore sentence you, Lar, to wear the Mask of Shame with Weenie Nose!!! *places the hideous Mask of Shame upon Lar's head. Look! Look everyone at the freak!! How shameful he is with his horrible mask! Mock him!! Throw rotten fruit at him!!! Laugh at his misfortune which was of his own doing! Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: Look! Look everyone at the freak!! How shameful he is with his horrible mask! Mock him!! Throw rotten fruit at him!!! Laugh at his misfortune which was of his own doing! This is going to be different than every other day of my life how? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Look! Look everyone at the freak!! How shameful he is with his horrible mask! Mock him!! Throw rotten fruit at him!!! Laugh at his misfortune which was of his own doing! This is going to be different than every other day of my life how? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Look! Look everyone at the freak!! How shameful he is with his horrible mask! Mock him!! Throw rotten fruit at him!!! Laugh at his misfortune which was of his own doing! This is going to be different than every other day of my life how? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Originally posted by Lars: You're wearing a mask? Yep. See I knew there was something. =) Now wallow in your Shame, Lar. Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Good grief. Now I've got Rune spamming me at home with a scenario he wants me to play against Emrys. Emrys, for pity's sake! This never would have happened if I didn't have my E-mail address in my profile. I blame Shaw! I'm happy ... no THRILLED to take the blame ... or credit ... for your little problem. I can't think of anyone I'd rather have forced to play Emrys than you. That it happens to be a rune scenario is just frosting on the cake. Joe </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 19, 2003 Author Share Posted December 19, 2003 Originally posted by Elvis: Wankers. Oh dear, how did this get out here? *puts Elvis back in the litter box and buries him with sand.* Sorry about that, guys. =) Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 19, 2003 Share Posted December 19, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elvis: Wankers. Oh dear, how did this get out here? *puts Elvis back in the litter box and buries him with sand.* Sorry about that, guys. =) Kitty </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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