Boo Radley Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Originally posted by Elvis: Dear Boo, Do you think anyone got the reference I made in my post to Joe? Do you think anyone understands my thread title. Lost, Elvis Dear Elvis, In a word, No. No one got it, no one ever gets anything you say. No one understands you, no right thinking individual will ever get you or ever want to get you. You can think of yourself as a misunderstood visionary, crying alone in the wilderness, tearing your own clothes from your back, howling into the night, your frustration at mankind, life and the universe which surrounds you in mute incomprehension. In your stalwart heart, you can know that while all others are blind, deaf and dumb to the glories and insights which you alone are witness to, all of us others, life and the universe too, know that, at best, you're an odd little git. I hope this helps. Boo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: <font size=5> A NEW Mormon Wife! </font> I have my beer goggles on, I feel so dirty. Please refrain from posting this sort of thing when I am not sober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Seanachai'd hit that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Seanachai'd hit that. I take it you mean Seanachai'd hit ON that. I see an important difference... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted June 26, 2005 Author Share Posted June 26, 2005 Dear Boo, Wanker Love, Elvis [ June 26, 2005, 10:04 AM: Message edited by: Elvis ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Originally posted by Elvis: Dear Boo, Wanker Love, Elvis Oh I don't know that that's necessary ... accurate but not necessary. Joe [ June 26, 2005, 11:02 AM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 I'm stone cold sober and I'd give that Mormon Wife a mustache ride. She's a dish, a Babe-raham Lincoln. She's so hot my sneakers just melted. Yeah man, gimme somdat! You know she likes threeways with Mormon wife number 7 and a goat, and I like to watch. AaaOOOOOgah!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: I'm stone cold sober and I'd give that Mormon Wife a mustache ride. She's a dish, a Babe-raham Lincoln. She's so hot my sneakers just melted. Yeah man, gimme somdat! You know she likes threeways with Mormon wife number 7 and a goat, and I like to watch. AaaOOOOOgah!! And as long as the goat is consenting ... what's the harm eh? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 She's not from California, is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Starting your own religion, Joe ? I've always known that you have an ego the size of one of those squarish, flat Western states, but this is, I think, going a wee bit too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 350 miles of river running, 10 locks & dams, and all at about a beer per mile and two per lock & dam. My advice, don't drink Budweiser for awhile. I sent a lot of effluvia down towards St. Louie. btw, the canine rescue mission is on for tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Starting your own religion, Joe ? I've always known that you have an ego the size of one of those squarish, flat Western states, but this is, I think, going a wee bit too far. Hey wait a minute, I'm not getting a cut on any of that stuff ... I may have some divine intervention going in sometime real soon ... knowhatImean? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Divine intervention you say? Seems like an odd thing to want, Joe. Even from you. (I bet he/she could give those Mormon wives a run for their money.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Sten and Joe miss Chloe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Sten and Joe miss Chloe. Let's see, Sten is the dog right? Was Chloe the cat that kept trying to stalk birds through the window, or was that your imaginary "friend"? I've never heard of anyone coming up with an imaginary hooker that they paid but each to their own I guess. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Never overlook the utility of an imaginary hooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Sten and Joe miss Chloe. Well? What do you expect? Compared to you, she was sparkling company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Never overlook the utility of an imaginary hooker. Does yours produce electric? Or just water and gas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Never overlook the utility of an imaginary hooker. Does yours produce electric? Or just water and gas? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: You were a dweeb when you were a Squire and you're a dweeb now ... why do you suppose that is?Is the affinity for fox urine only a symptom or the root cause? And just why does he have roots, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: You were a dweeb when you were a Squire and you're a dweeb now ... why do you suppose that is?Is the affinity for fox urine only a symptom or the root cause? And just why does he have roots, anyway? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: How then do you explain that you were a dweeb BEFORE I took you to Squire and you're a dweeb after?Because you make a lousy Yoda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Never overlook the utility of an imaginary hooker. Does yours produce electric? Or just water and gas? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ... with fox urine of course. Joe Fox Urine... wasn't he one of the characters in the X-rated version of the X-files, entitled "seX Files"? Not that I ever saw it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ... with fox urine of course. Joe Fox Urine... wasn't he one of the characters in the X-rated version of the X-files, entitled "seX Files"? Not that I ever saw it... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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