Speedy Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Looks like I chose the right few days to be busy elsewhere. Happy belated Birthday Emma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Yes, you should plan on not being around more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 It's 10 PM and I have NO TURNS!!!! This travesty had best be corrected momentarily or certain members of this loose-knit Confederation shall be called to account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Okay Boggs, Another steaming pile of Rune goodness, coming up! Lurk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Originally posted by Lurkur: Okay Boggs, Another steaming pile of Rune goodness, coming up! Lurk Ha ha ha!! Ask Radley about a Three Story Steaming Pile!!! By the way there Lurkur, I commend your gallantry, charging my tanks with those Bren Carriers. Nice Touch! I think maybe rune did mention something about concern over play balance. But I'm sure it wasn't the Italians who were overloaded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 I only did that with the Brens so I can properly deploy my Scottish kamikaze bagpipers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Ode to YK2 Y-? "Cause if she's OK, then I'm O-K2. If I should fall from grace with Peng Where no Lady can relieve me If I’m buried ’neath the squires But the kaniggets won’t receive me Let me go, Peng Let me go, Berli Let me go down in the general forum Where the wits all run dry This thread was always ours Was the MBT of our Olde Ones It belongs Squires and Kaniggets Not to any of the out'boarders Let them go, Joe Let them go, Sean-etc. Let them go down in the forum Where the wits all run dry Bury me in sod (off) Where no Berlichtingen can haunt me If I suck upon the scum Then no Newbie can lie upon me (shudder) It’s coming up three Olde Ones, boys Keeps coming up three Olde Ones, boys Let them go down in the sod (off) Where the wits all run dry If I should fall from grace with Peng Where no Emma can relieve me If I’m buried ’neath the sod (off) But the Ladies won’t receive me Let me go, Dalem Let me go, OGSF Let me go down in the GF Where the wits all run dry And you too Dave A., I'll never forget that arty barrage we shared. Remember Paris? [ March 28, 2004, 01:47 AM: Message edited by: Panzer Leader ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Waiting for feedback guys... Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Originally posted by rune: Waiting for feedback guys... Rune You want feedback? You really want feedback??? Well then... 1) You are devoid of human emotion and conscience 2) You think scruples are something you dip your hot-wings in 3) You are an equal-opportunity pain giver 4) Your scenarios cause the same symptoms as painful rectal hemmorroids 5) R is for remorseless 6) U is for unpleasant 7) N is for nausea 8) E is for just plain EVIL Put them all together they spell: Three story buildings blowing up, shooting flaming debris for three blocks, over two rows of buildings into a field on the edge of town. When we finish, I shall send you a personal e-mail with a review which will not be as kind as this feedback I am giving you this morning. PS-need more ammo!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Radley When you awaken from your drunken stupor, send your scenario to Wallybob, who has volunteered to play test it against an unbiased and objective opponent. You better hurry before Wallybob sobers up and realizes what he has done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Dear Jimmy-kins, I sent the file to Wobble-Weeble last evening. If he says that he has not received it yet, then he, like so many of us, is lying to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Since the surgery, I've had to wear my shorts much higher. I'm starting to understand what you significantly older people have to wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 DALE-FECKIN-M!!! Wha's mah stankin' setoop, mon???? Ye're a vacuous, snot-encrrrusted weepin' carbuncle ain tha swampy recesses o' Panzer Leader's mouldy underpants, laddie!! Extrract yer smelly digit wi' tha soond o' a heeland coo pullin' at's hoof oot o' tha muck, an' gi' tha poxy setoop saint!!! Ye semi-opaque farrrt ain a jar! An' Panzer Leader, wailcome back. Noo hae a big drrrink o' shut tha feck oop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Originally posted by rune: Waiting for feedback guys... Rune I blew up one of Lars' SPGs from about 8 AUs away. I liked that part. Lars took some of my stuff out at closer range with some sissy fairy gun-type-things. I didn't like that part so much. Oh, and you are evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Update from the Front: Shaw – Losing. Speedy – Losing. Dalem – Losing. Malakivski – Slightly winning. Papa Kahn – Losing. Boo – perhaps a draw. {sheesh, these things take a long time to write…If you didn’t see your name here, it’s cuz you owe me a turn} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: Update from the Front: Shaw – Losing. Speedy – Losing. Dalem – Losing. Malakivski – Slightly winning. Papa Kahn – Losing. Boo – perhaps a draw. {sheesh, these things take a long time to write…If you didn’t see your name here, it’s cuz you owe me a turn} Wow you don't win a lot do you Lars? How do you cope with it? [ March 28, 2004, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: stikkypixie ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 28, 2004 Author Share Posted March 28, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: Update from the Front: Shaw – Losing. Speedy – Losing. Dalem – Losing. Malakivski – Slightly winning. Papa Kahn – Losing. Boo – perhaps a draw. {sheesh, these things take a long time to write…If you didn’t see your name here, it’s cuz you owe me a turn} Did the dog eat your Emails? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: Update from the Front: Shaw – Losing. Speedy – Losing. Dalem – Losing. Malakivski – Slightly winning. Papa Kahn – Losing. Boo – perhaps a draw. {sheesh, these things take a long time to write…If you didn’t see your name here, it’s cuz you owe me a turn} I wouldn't be losing if you would stop blowing up my thingies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by Speedy: I wouldn't be losing if you would stop blowing up my thingies. Plural??? People told me you were a sideshow freak, but I just put that down to hyperbole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Dear Panzer Leader, Are you channeling The Pouges? Love, Elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Dear Hiram, Why? Love, Elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vskalex Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: BLAH The goal is to maxisimize my efficiency BLAH 2 X 0 = 0. Nothing new there, then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by Speedy: I wouldn't be losing if you would stop blowing up my thingies. Oh Sorry, I thought you were talking to me. *returns to writing 1st quarter report card* Report Card************* Speedy: I have very high hopes for Speedy, because he chooses to die in large numbers and behaves in the way I would expect from a decent PBEM opponent (ie lose). Mark B+ Noba, however, is a ill-behaved student who brought lots of AFVs while I went infantry, and then had the audacity to destroy my sole 75mm AT with an artil barage! A very disruptive element. He is a prime example of a poor opponent to play, and his skill in this regard has slipped substantially from the previous times I have played him. I expect him to apply himself better by losing next time! Mark D- Kitty: Mark A++++ just for looking good in tight leather. ************************************* There, report done. I'm off to patrol the school grounds - appears to be some crazed Scot riding around on a bike, offering boiled sweeties to the very young. A stick in the spokes should do the trick. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Update from the Front: Shaw – Losing. Speedy – Losing. Dalem – Losing. Malakivski – Slightly winning. Papa Kahn – Losing. Boo – perhaps a draw. {sheesh, these things take a long time to write…If you didn’t see your name here, it’s cuz you owe me a turn} Did the dog eat your Emails? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by vskalex: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: BLAH The goal is to maxisimize my efficiency BLAH 2 X 0 = 0. Nothing new there, then... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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