Hans Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Corporal Hans is smiling The Leutnant seeing him smiling yet again shouts, stop that and I don't want to hear, "I told you the bridge wouldn't hold us" again. Jawohl Leutnant but I'm not smiling about that. Then what are you smiling about? Remember the General who shouted at you for half an hour? ahhhhh, yes he made me feel like the most stupid, most worthless officer in the world....did you think that was funny? How was I to know the bridge would collaspe? Is that what you think is funny? No SIR it is something else, the sign did say, it had a 15 ton limit. Ah I don't want to hear it, I missed that lecture on bridge limits during training. Is that what your smiling about, my not knowing about bridge weight limits? NO Sir, what I think is funny is that General is headed back this way with a two-meter long sharpen stake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Originally posted by Hans: And here we see the radical new hull down concept that is being tested on the Eastern Front. Officials state that there are still a few wrinkles to iron out, but remain optimistic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Posted August 24, 2004 Author Share Posted August 24, 2004 Alternative texts New extreme anti-aircraft orientation or Panther in supplementary mortar position 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Er, Fritz, this is not what I had in mind when I told you to set up the AA battery! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 GRAARGHGGH, Hans, you beat me to it!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoofyStance Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 "Whose bright idea was it to have the Olympics beach volleyball cheerleaders stand next to the bridge weight limit sign?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YankeeDog Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Rare photo of field tests of german protoype 75mm/L70 mortar carrier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conscript Bagger Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 "So then Guderian says to Hitler, he says, 'if the Luftwaffe can have infantry, why can't the panzertruppe have anti-aircraft?'" Bah - I started mine before those other yahoos posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Posted August 24, 2004 Author Share Posted August 24, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: GRAARGHGGH, Hans, you beat me to it!! :mad: Ya get up pretty early to beat old Hans to a stale caption 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 " I think I can, I think I can . . ." Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 ...so I figured it'd be a lot easier if I let gravity do the work when I'm muzzle-loading... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingknives Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Why don't these things have rear view mirrors? That bridge was intact when we went over it forwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 "Okay, you win. Here's your 100 Marks. I recognize now that it's not called 'Panther' for being able climb up vertical surfaces." "Who would have known - driving onto the bridge at top speed WASN'T fast enough to get across it by the time it collapsed! Now let's do it again!" -Wehrmacht Jackasses 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJK Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 "Yes! I said to dismantle it and then rebuild it piece by piece on flat ground!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirocco Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 "They'll never think of looking for us here." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Posted August 24, 2004 Author Share Posted August 24, 2004 Oh yes another comment Wouldn't it be GREAT (if it happened to the other player) if we had bridge weight limits in CMx2! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfish Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 "There has to be a better way to drain the oil pan" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingknives Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 I know that it would have been an excellent trick to hide under the bridge and shoot the Amis as they went over, but the tank doesn't fit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdstrike Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 After a series of unfortunate incidents (see picture), the German Army today announced that field tests with female tank drivers will no longer be conducted in the foreseeable future.* *Shame on me, but someone HAD to bring this up... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 "Missed it by THAT much . . . " Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zukkov Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 "fritz, i KNOW how LONG a panther is, i wanted to see how TALL it was! sheesh, what idiots they send us these days!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 "Maybe if we tie a canvas bag over the muzzle brake no one will notice that the tank is stuck." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongLeftFlank Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 "When I said daylight Panzer movement is a lightning rod for American air attacks, I didn't mean literally!" "Sehr gut, that cable ought to hold well enough. Now Willi, should we first grease the Herr Reichsmarshall before winching him through the driver's hatch, hein?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Kulin Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Oh ****! Dad's gonna kill me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongLeftFlank Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 (Five minutes prior to photo). Hauptsturmfuhrer Bedivere: "Now if we built this large wooden badger...." Peenemunde, 1945. With the situation now desperate and materiel critically short, the Wunderwaffen program tries everything to deny the Oder crossings to the Russians. Ah, I got a dozen of 'em.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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