37mm Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Now as for Mr.Radley, what happend there was I merely stream-lined his last name as this thread apeared loose and care free at first glance.Hah the parasites are as unpredictable as an Australian without a beer. One minute they’ll create posts with nothing but mmmmppphhhh or gggggrrrraaaaahhhhhhggggg. The next they’ll pick you up on forgetting to put a full stop after TV(.). Try not to worry too much though 'Dim the Enchanter' for one day I may forgive them for their many sins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim The Enchanter Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Seanachai, it is clear to me that you are indeed Chief of this wonderful Tribe of colorful posters. As Chief it is your duty to sign this peace treaty that I am proposing. Shall together we smoke'm the peace pipe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: The great pretender god Seanachai awakens from weeks of drunken revelry in the steaming rain forest and calls for his bodyguards. "How is that whole god campaign business thingy going?", he asks. The captain of the guard replies that dominion is growing at home and in adjoining provinces, although slowly. Seanachai belches, scratches his ample belly, and ponders for a while. "How can we speed up the growth of my dominion?", he muses. "Have you considered appointing a prophet?" asks the captain. "A prophet? A brainless flunky who will tell everyone what a great god I am, while I get to spend all of my time drinking and passed out? That's positively brilliant!" Seanachai exclaims. "I have just the guy in mind. I'll just give him a title, like maybe Thuggish Henchman, and he'll be so excited he'll probably leave a puddle on the floor. Bring me 'The Noise'!" "Your pretendership, I think you mean 'The Voice" the captain relies. "Whatever. Send someone to bring him. Enough business for today; my head hurts already. Now, where did I leave that jug?" Boo? You're summoned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Turns are out. If you think I owe you a turn, and you don't have one in your various mail boxes and spheres cylinders and other Pythagorean solids, then you need to send the last one to me. -dale 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Trivial matters here ... nothing of substance. Save, of course, that Tim the Decanter has been proposed for Coventry ... and by Seanachai no less. What say you lads? Will any speak FOR Tim the Decanter or shall it be Coventry for him? Joe rleete, the twit, said that Tim the Depantser was sent to Coventry some time ago. I don't remember this, but then, I blew out my short term memory thirty years ago. Who are you again? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Seanachai, I find it distressing and repugnant that since I have consigned you to my own private Coventry, you have yet to notice. Just to let you know that after your puny and pathetic attempts to command me to stop posting, I have not done so, and you are now on my Ignore List. I think you need to be careful about how you use the word Coventry; Gaylord (who no longer posts here) cried about it for six months at the Writer's Club. I'd hate to see anyone here dissolve into tears over it. You, of course, are made of sterner stuff. Did I mention I'm ignoring you? Really, it's for the best. I was getting a few points ahead of you in the Hate Polls. Alas, while a Mortal Enemy still eludes me, I have picked up one or two stalkers. I see they are now regulars here - looking for tips, no doubt, on self-loathing. Better here than elsewhere, I guess. Did I mention that I'm ignoring you?!? :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 I've got a bit of free time on my hands, Dorosh. So what does it take to be a "mortal enemy"? I need to know so I can check my resume to see if I qualify. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: I've got a bit of free time on my hands, Dorosh. Hiram run out of Viagra again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: What say you lads? Will any speak FOR Tim the Decanter or shall it be Coventry for him?Coventry. I had 'im there already 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Will any speak FOR Tim the Decanter or shall it be Coventry for him?Are you saying disemboweling is out? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: I've got a bit of free time on my hands, Dorosh. Hiram run out of Viagra again? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: Boo? You're summoned. Hush, child. If you finish your chores early, I'll tell you a story about fluffy bunnies. Or beat you senseless with a pillow case full of doorknobs. Your choice. Speaking of doorknobs, where's Leeeeeo? He owes me a set up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shosties Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 The Bard sayeth... Perhaps if this 'Ghost in the Machine' had been a little less self-absorbed, a little less self-congratulatory, a little more interactive, we'd be able to say we'd seen a triumph. As it is, we're simply subjected to the endless repetition of a failure to model human intelligence. If it had even been somewhat entertaining, we'd be praising it as the new 'Alice' program for the modern age. But we're simply seeing a more egotistical and annoying version of the standard AI/Human interaction.We have seen the legions of sad ghost-hacked (sock) puppets. I ask, who or what is the Puppet Master? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Will any speak FOR Tim the Decanter or shall it be Coventry for him?Are you saying disemboweling is out? Michael </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Disembowel him first, then send him and his entrails to Coventry. Even a goddammer can see proper order solves all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 There I was mindin' my own business, when along came that useless wanker, Leeo. "Oh please Berli, play a game with me." So, I figure, what the Hell, how bad can it be kickin' Leeo's yarbles up betwixt his ears? So, I take the time (and trouble) to set up a game and send it to him. Cool so far. Set up returns, and I plot the first turn. Send that off to him. Nothin'. Not a damned thing back. Hell, I got a turn from Seanachai while waiting. If I get another from Seanachai, I'll have to officially announce Leeo as lost at sea and presumed dead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: I've got a bit of free time on my hands, Dorosh. Hiram run out of Viagra again? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 whad'ya'all'think? Should the cesspool go nautical ? Arrr, shiver me timbre and nails and fasten the thingy, or whatever. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 14, 2004 Author Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: whad'ya'all'think? Should the cesspool go nautical ? Arrr, shiver me timbre and nails and fasten the thingy, or whatever. Mace No. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: whad'ya'all'think? Should the cesspool go nautical ? Arrr, shiver me timbre and nails and fasten the thingy, or whatever. Mace Sod off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Here you lot oh land lubbers.... I be a checking out that there link Mace posted an found a few surprises.... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr BTW Lady Moraine.... Loving your post, keep up the good work.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Papa Khann: I hate Hiram. Love, Papa Get in line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 "Don't hate the player, hate the game" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: whad'ya'all'think? Should the cesspool go nautical ? Arrr, shiver me timbre and nails and fasten the thingy, or whatever. Mace What's up Macey? Lookin' to spice things up by dressing Dolly in a pirate outfit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: It's just that he's worn me out so thoroughly that I have barely enough energy to sit propped up, exhausted and glistening (as only ladies do) in the afterglow, in front of the computer until I gain strength enough for him again. And when Papa Khan does that, they say it's just wrong... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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