Noba Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Rules: Are meant to be broken. Having said that, take note of the the following. If you are new, read the rules carefully, then sod-off. If you are new, we don't want you to be talking about your pair, but acting like you have a pair is expected. Thou shalt entertain us with clever taunts at some one of your equal lowly stature. You are the lowest in the heap. Thow shalt not avail yourself of crudities and uncouthities. (Ask Joe if you need a ruling) No, wait. He will tell you. Thou shalt NOT abuse the Ladies. Commonsense that last one. If you are still here, don't waste bandwidth. Sod-Off. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Consider me doing my part to waste bandwidth. Just to break the rules. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Okay, the time has come to let you all peek into the depths of my subconscious. Night before last I had a dream. A dream that was, in the words of WKRP's Les Nessman, "Simple, yet complex; firm, yet flexible; and above all, fair to every American." From the point I remember details, it went roughly as follows: - I am apparently vacationing in Germany, present day, with my best friend and his wife. - My best friend decides that we simply must purchase handguns to carry while we are in Germany. Even in the dulcet fogginess of dreamland, I know this is a very silly idea, but ever the loyal sidekick, I follow where my friend leads. - Flash to a seedy, dingy basement-ish gun store where apparently it's okay to buy guns when you are tourists in Germany, but only small, very rusty and probably useless guns. My friend is insistent but as we shop I turn and notice that the nearer shelves are filled with model kits for sale! This makes me very happy and I quickly begin rummaging through the kits for something cool... - Which is why I'm a little startled to next find myself by the shore of some large lake. It's a beautiful sunny day and a group of young girls in dour school uniforms are bobbing up and down in the waist deep water singing something in German. - From the subtitles that appear in my head and the large camera crew that I notice beside me, I quickly realize that they are filming the German version of the TV show "The Facts of Life". - I watch this spectacle for a few seconds and then turn away to walk away from the lake when a young man falls in beside me. Why should I be surprised to turn to speak to him and find that it is none other than Corey Feldman? At this point some sort of safety circuit in my brain tripped over and I woke up. So anyway, I thought I'd share that. Comments welcome. -dale 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 I'm taking Sten the dog and Joe the cat to a Safe House in St. Paul and demanding the mayor of Columbia Heights have you neutered for reasons of National Security. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm taking Sten the dog and Joe the cat to a Safe House in St. Paul and demanding the mayor of Columbia Heights have you neutered for reasons of National Security. He named his cat after Joe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 10, 2004 Author Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm taking Sten the dog and Joe the cat to a Safe House in St. Paul and demanding the mayor of Columbia Heights have you neutered for reasons of National Security. He named his cat after Joe? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Sticking pins in cats is good... big pins 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 2 Australian threads in a row, we're going to take over the world muuwwwaaahaahhaaaaaaa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by Speedy: 2 Australian threads in a row, we're going to take over the world muuwwwaaahaahhaaaaaaa. While you're at it, the rest of us will be taking your beer... No worries, we'll leave the Fosters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 10, 2004 Author Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy: 2 Australian threads in a row, we're going to take over the world muuwwwaaahaahhaaaaaaa. While you're at it, the rest of us will be taking your beer... No worries, we'll leave the Fosters </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: Consider me doing my part to waste bandwidth. Just to break the rules. How about exercizing some of that "bandwidth", and send me a turn...you Seanachai wannabe! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: So anyway, I thought I'd share that. Comments welcome. Did you watch "The Lost Boys" again? "Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a vampire" [ October 10, 2004, 07:54 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Comments welcome. -dale So how many of the special brownies did you have before you hit the sack? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: So anyway, I thought I'd share that. Comments welcome. Did you watch "The Lost Boys" again? "Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a vampire" </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Comments welcome. -dale So how many of the special brownies did you have before you hit the sack? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Comments welcome. -dale So how many of the special brownies did you have before you hit the sack? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Comments welcome.The meaning of this dream is unambiguously clear. Your subconscious is telling you it is time you came out and declared your homosexuality. Now please, go drown yourself. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Nidan1 you disgusting Phasmarhabditis hermaphrodita I have had enough of you & your ridiculous swooning & brown nosing whenever Sticklepiss is around… it’s revolting, ridiculous & never going to happen. If you want to package off my intestines to Boo Radley as an experiment then first you should consider if your test can be replicated. You’ll need to clone me first & then extract the intestines from my identical offspring. When you’ve removed yourself from whichever god forsaken hole you fester in for most of the day please send me a set up. You can then enjoy the same fate as lover boy, for he’s about to start throwing himself against my wretched Romanian line (the only advantage they possess is having a commander who doesn’t drool over the keyboard but it should be enough) and of the Tasmanian (If he ever raises enough money to get onto the internet again). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Now here 1.456693 inch, i know you're new here, but some things are just plain common sense, things like personal hygiene, not being australian or not calling your ex-girlfriend at 3 a.m. Even you should know that. But like stated above you are new so i'll give you a tip. Trying attaching your turn your email (this does not require duck tape mind you) when playing PBEM, it might help speed up the game a bit. Now sod off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 And now a sing-a-long-thingie, it's a popular tune that i dedicate to our fair Queen Disco 2000 by Pulp Well we were born within an hour of each other. Our mothers said we could be sister and brother. Your name is Deborah, De-bor-ah. It never suited ya. And they said that when we grew up, we'd get married and never split up. Oh we never did it, although I often thought of it. CHORUS: Oh Deborah, do you recall? Your house was very small with wood-chip on the wall. When I came round to call you didn't notice me at all, and I said: "Let's all meet up in the year 2000. Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown? Be there two o'clock by the fountain down the road." I never knew that you'd get married. I would be living down here on my own on that damp and lonely Thursday years ago. You were the first girl at school to get breasts and Martin said that you were the best. Oh, the boys all loved you, but I was a mess. I had to watch them try and get you undressed. We were friends and that's as far as it went. I used to walk you home sometimes but it meant; Oh, it meant nothing to you `cause you were so popular. CHORUS Do it, Oh yeah, Oh yeah. And now it's all over. You've paid your money and you've taken your choice and I know we'll never meet again. But Deborah, I just wanted you to know I remember every single thing. CHORUS Oh, what are you doing Sunday, baby? Would you like to come and meet me, maybe? You can even bring your baby. Ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.. What are you doing Sunday, baby? Would you like to come and meet me, maybe? You can even bring your baby. Ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.. Ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by Speedy: 2 Australian threads in a rowThat would explain the typo: "Peng Challenged the World, which promptly turned it's (sic) back." Wankers. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: Nidan1 you disgusting Phasmarhabditis hermaphrodita I have had enough of you & your ridiculous swooning & brown nosing whenever Sticklepiss is around… it’s revolting, ridiculous & never going to happen. If you want to package off my intestines to Boo Radley as an experiment then first you should consider if your test can be replicated. You’ll need to clone me first & then extract the intestines from my identical offspring. When you’ve removed yourself from whichever god forsaken hole you fester in for most of the day please send me a set up. You can then enjoy the same fate as lover boy, for he’s about to start throwing himself against my wretched Romanian line (the only advantage they possess is having a commander who doesn’t drool over the keyboard but it should be enough) and of the Tasmanian (If he ever raises enough money to get onto the internet again). I am a Knight you stuttering, stool sniffer. I shudder to think that you suggest I might consider creating a second iteration of your worthless self. If you must be humiliated, it would be wise for you to send me a setup. I must warn you that life can be cruel, but you know that already you are a biologist after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Wankers. :mad: *a voice over the PA system* *psssht* Canadian spillage in lane 5 *psssssht* Canadian spillage in lane 5 Cleanup, please go to lane *psssssht* 5! Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Emma! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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