Boo Radley Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Which puts me in mind of a jolly sing song: "Bugger all. Bugger all. The long and the short and the tall. Bugger Hiram and Joe Shaw and lenakonrad Bugger Lurkur and Leeeeeeo, who's making me sad. We're saying "Sod off!" to them all For it's back in the CessPool we fall. And we'll not be mastered by no Aussie Bastard Just stand up and shout, "Bugger All!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: and Leeeeeeo, who's making me sad. This pleases me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 8, 2003 Author Share Posted April 8, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Which puts me in mind of a jolly sing song: "Bugger all. Bugger all. The long and the short and the tall. Bugger Hiram and Joe Shaw and lenakonrad Bugger Lurkur and Leeeeeeo, who's making me sad. We're saying "Sod off!" to them all For it's back in the CessPool we fall. And we'll not be mastered by no Aussie Bastard Just stand up and shout, "Bugger All!" Oh now that was just pathetic ... so considering that it came from YOU it was likely your best effort to date. Now ONE MORE TIME lad, I'll show you how it's done ... you might want to take notes: Cess Them All (to the tune of Bless Them All) By Joe Shaw Cess them all, cess them all, To the pool full of cess for them all. Toss in the Peng lad, and old Seanachai, Mace from Australia, I guess even me. The things that we’ve said, done and scrawled, Must offend, dismay and appall, Include all the lawyers, Hakko Ichiu, The Donkey, the LADIES and Hiram you too. Cess them all, cess them all, You’d think we’d incited a brawl. Berlichtingen gets no break from us, Too bad Aussie Jeff, you just got flushed. Let the others discuss armor spall, We’ll continue with our caterwaul, We’ll taunt and we’ll tease, But we will not appease, So join us now, Cess them all. Cess them all, cess them all, Our strongpoint’s just not protocol. Boo_Radley’s a Pommie, we’ve even a Pole, The Outerboard says that we’re not apropos. We’ve been exiled to this urinal. We’re the only ones that we enthrall. But we ain’t been banned, and Gawd knows we ain’t bland, And come on me lads, Cess them all. There, you see? Proper scansion, reasonable rhymes and a dash of humor tossed in as well. It's all in the wrist. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Cess them all. Joe Excessive! Excruciating! Unbearable!! The best you have written!! [ April 08, 2003, 06:12 PM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Yeah, yeah, yeah, not bad Joe. That is if you like your music all tricked out and over-accessorized like some dowdy, dowager, flouncing through the room. Or perhaps beauty gone repugnantly bad like Miss Haversham or Nora Desmond. The thin veneer of taste and normalcy cracked and broken allowing the hideous reality to peer through. Damn, what is in this tea?!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: Did you know that a decent "shooter" Thompson submachinegun is only around $7500.00?But you're only going to net $700 and a bottle of Mescal at the liquor store with it. Save your money, idjit. BTW, where's my setup? SSN Hint Of The Day: Scratch your pits whenever you want. Now sod off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: ... Damn, what is in this tea?!? [/QB]Not near enough "West Indies Goods" would be my guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: Speedy: Has also learned a valuable lesson of urban warfare; Do not set up your infantry assault forces in full view of dug in, fanatical Russians, hiding in factories and other assorted strongpoints. It was all Adolfs' fault, he told me to do it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 8, 2003 Author Share Posted April 8, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Yeah, yeah, yeah, not bad Joe. That is if you like your music all tricked out and over-accessorized like some dowdy, dowager, flouncing through the room. Or perhaps beauty gone repugnantly bad like Miss Haversham or Nora Desmond. The thin veneer of taste and normalcy cracked and broken allowing the hideous reality to peer through. Damn, what is in this tea?!? I'd be worried less about the tea and more about getting rid of those mirrors in your room. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Good stuff, Joe! I am still tenaciously clinging to my hatred of you, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 8, 2003 Author Share Posted April 8, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Good stuff, Joe! I am still tenaciously clinging to my hatred of you, of course. And I know it must be a struggle for you, seeing as how I'm as swave and sofistikated as I are. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Good stuff, Joe! I am still tenaciously clinging to my hatred of you, of course. And I know it must be a struggle for you, seeing as how I'm as swave and sofistikated as I are. Joe </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Good stuff, Joe! I am still tenaciously clinging to my hatred of you, of course. And I know it must be a struggle for you, seeing as how I'm as swave and sofistikated as I are. Joe </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: Now ,go get irresponsibly drunk.I think he’s always that way. Then again, could be the inbreeding as he has trouble with screw off caps... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Then again, could be the inbreeding as he has trouble with screw off caps...Do you care to be a bit more specific? Your statement applies equally to any Kniggit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 9, 2003 Author Share Posted April 9, 2003 Jim Boggs (spelt but not bolded) I feel that I've been neglecting you of late. You've been posting well lad, well that is for someone laboring under your handicaps. I see that you've edited your previous post that asked about my statement "It's All In The Wrist". Apparently you feared my wrath if I took it wrong. Wise lad, I'm terrible when wrothed ... wroth filled ... ticked off. But in this case you are wrong. You see, lad (I know that we're roughly of an age but I can still call you lad because you're a Serf ... also because I'm typing this and you're not) it is ALL in the wrist, everything you do in life is determined by the wrist. That's why so many things focus on the wrist. Do you think it a coincidence that we call Hiram limp wristed? Of course not. Do you think it mere chance that Peng uses a stiff wrist when knocking back a shot? Don't be silly. Is it just a quirk of fate that Seanachai wears a wrist watch? It is to laugh. So you see lad, it's ALL in the wrist after all. ... Unless you're talking soccer of course ... then it's all in the ankle. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: Now ,go get irresponsibly drunk.I think he’s always that way. Then again, could be the inbreeding as he has trouble with screw off caps... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Originally posted by R_Leete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Then again, could be the inbreeding as he has trouble with screw off caps...Do you care to be a bit more specific? Your statement applies equally to any Kniggit. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Probably because he's a right-wing gun-nut who desires the eradication of all species except dalems... Dalems are a species? Well I guess evolution has it's off days. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Probably because he's a right-wing gun-nut who desires the eradication of all species except dalems... Dalems are a species? Well I guess evolution has it's off days. Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Be a good Squire and run out and get me a new intestine, will you? I think there's a Knighthood in it for you! Have you tried eating bowls of menudo to rebuild the old one? SSN Hint Of The Day: If it feels good do it. Now sod off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Have you tried eating bowls of menudo to rebuild the old one? Your revolting suggestion regarding Latino boy bands has been duly noted and sent to the attention of the proper authorities. I'm sure a look into your breakfast habits would lead to your coming in a close second to Saddam Hussein in a poll of 'Most Despised Men on the Planet'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Have you tried eating bowls of menudo to rebuild the old one? Your revolting suggestion regarding Latino boy bands has been duly noted and sent to the attention of the proper authorities. I'm sure a look into your breakfast habits would lead to your coming in a close second to Saddam Hussein in a poll of 'Most Despised Men on the Planet'. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Steve WHO THE HELL IS THAT??? Oh, it's Steve. So, the war winding down, you've decided to once again grace us with your presence? No one else to play with, is that it? "Oh, this is becoming a drag, what with no new victims to feast on. Guess I'll be forced to wander on back to the Peng thread and bestow my wisdom on their unworthy heads." Ooh, aren't we the lucky ones! Everyone! Everyone! MrSpkr has returned from the General Forum! We must feast this most prodigal of sons! Spread rose petals on his path! Someone wash the dust from his feet! Give him something cooling to quench his thirst! Me, I'm going to fix my special Ex-Lax brownies for the odiferous git! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: Steve WHO THE HELL IS THAT??? Oh, it's Steve. So, the war winding down, you've decided to once again grace us with your presence? No one else to play with, is that it? "Oh, this is becoming a drag, what with no new victims to feast on. Guess I'll be forced to wander on back to the Peng thread and bestow my wisdom on their unworthy heads." Ooh, aren't we the lucky ones! Everyone! Everyone! MrSpkr has returned from the General Forum! We must feast this most prodigal of sons! Spread rose petals on his path! Someone wash the dust from his feet! Give him something cooling to quench his thirst! Me, I'm going to fix my special Ex-Lax brownies for the odiferous git! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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