Boo Radley Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by Malakovski: Lies. lies and more lies. Raving loony nonsense being spewed out of the pie hole in some tortured fever dream by some verbose red neck. My dear Malakovski, Did the aliens shove the probe in just a little too far, is that the problem? Did your mother drop you on your head on a daily, if not hourly basis? Do you regard reality as something that's amusing and optional (or just not your cup of tea)? One thing's for certain. We now know what happened to Bagdad Bob. He's writing your game updates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by Elvis: Dear Jim Booger, Stop sucking up ya damned newbie. You're worse than that other suck up newbie Joe Newbie. Love, Elvis *sighs* My dear Elvira It is truly sad how far the king has fallen. In researching the early days of the Pool you figure quite prominently and I have always been curious why you never post more than your one word wankers. But reading your recent posts clearly establishes why you are the Forgotten One. I can honestly say that you have earned the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 I want more Elvis posts! Go King! Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 ....and more squishy fruit!!!! Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 ....and more Bauhaus of the immaculate squishy fruit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by jdmorse: Mr. Boggs disregard my taking notice of you. It was a mistake and shall not happen again. First time I have ever had dealings with a lawyer and came away a winner!! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by PondScum: Finally, I could swear I heard more squeaking in here earlier, but it seems to have shut up now. Squeak squeak squeak... Happy now Scumpond? If you want to hear more squeaking, perhaps it should be the sound of German armor in the distance as it approaches and makes your little Allied wretches wet their pants at their impending doom... Expect a setup, algae-breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by Mouse: Squeak squeak squeak... <big><big>Hiya, Mickey!</big></big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Roight, Lads, Listen Up!!! I'm off to Lost Wages on Sunday where I will be lazing in the pool, drinking all those free drinks, ogling the cocktail waitresses, and cheating at cards like I do at CMBB. Back on Thursday. I'll try to get a turn out tonight or tomorrow, otherwise you're out of luck. When I get back, it should be warm enough to go out on the Lake and finish off Winecape's booze. Till then, fight nicely among yourselves. SSN Hint Of The Day: Don’t do anything until you have been asked twice. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: I love warm summer days, cool autumn nights, and Fonzie's first jacket, before the leather one. I don't think I've ever read something so laden with homosexual overtones. Not that there's anything wrong with that. [ May 23, 2003, 10:12 AM: Message edited by: Malakovski ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Mind you he'll have to stop visiting that ... that ... thread ... once he's a full fledged Squire. Joe I missed this first time round. As for the BogBoy, you can keep him. He keeps offering us unearthly delights and rude stuff, and we all blush and stand in the corner like so many giggly schoolgirls when he swanks through the thread in his tight leather trousers. I feel that he would fit much better in this thread - we don't keep large enough stocks of baby oil to satisfy his needs, for a start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by Malakovski: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I love warm summer days, cool autumn nights, and Fonzie's first jacket, before the leather one. I don't think I've ever read something so laden with homosexual overtones. Not that there's anything wrong with that. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: ....and more Bauhaus of the immaculate squishy fruit... Lady Persephone Couldn't you have at least put his head on someone with a little more flesh on his bones.. I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil... [ May 23, 2003, 01:48 PM: Message edited by: YK2 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Malakovski: Lies. lies and more lies. Raving loony nonsense being spewed out of the pie hole in some tortured fever dream by some verbose red neck. My dear Malakovski, Did the aliens shove the probe in just a little too far, is that the problem? Did your mother drop you on your head on a daily, if not hourly basis? Do you regard reality as something that's amusing and optional (or just not your cup of tea)? One thing's for certain. We now know what happened to Bagdad Bob. He's writing your game updates. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Update on Lt Hortlunds love life: WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Update on Lt Hortlunds love life: WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I see the eyeball licker has returned. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Update on Lt Hortlunds love life: WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hey HEY! First base I see, good for you. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Update on Lt Hortlunds love life: WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You met an owl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Couple of Items: MrSpkr Did you receive the e-mail I sent this morning? Also: I heard some good news today, apparently Hortlund had broken his hand a few weeks ago and today they took the cast off! He sure seemed happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Hortlund (on left) and Mr Spkr (who sux) [ May 23, 2003, 03:50 PM: Message edited by: lenakonrad ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Hi Guys. Well, I don’t quite know what this “Ping” thing is, but a couple of other threads have said that it is a good place to find opponents. Now the title is a little weird, and I don’t get all of the stuff you folks have posted, especially the leather pics (not that there is anything wrong with those…) but each to his own. What I am really here for is someone to play with. I haven’t played CMBB against a PBEM opponent in a while and thought I’d pop in here to see if anyone wants a game. I thought about trying that “Cherry Maggot’s TNT” place, but it was a little bit too angry for me, and this place seems so nice. If anyone wants to play, I’ll take Germans in late 42, no rarity, all armor, flat, open. Any takers? Thanks, Bye Bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by Marlow: If anyone wants to play, I’ll take Germans in late 42, no rarity, all armor, flat, open. Any takers? Send me a setup. You've got two hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: Hortlund (on left) and Mr Spkr (who sux) Hmm are you browsing gay sites now Konrad ? Not that there is anything wrong with that.. But there is something very disturbing about that pic.... I think I prefer the penguins.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: But there is something very disturbing about that pic....The fact that Hortlund is wearing the pink uniform and is obviously happy to see someone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 Lenakonrad. The only reason I'm not writing a post right now telling you pretty much exactly what I think of you and your mental problems is because one of the olde ones told us to give you a break and be easy on you. But you should know that you are not really *bites tounge* Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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