Geier Posted October 14, 2000 Share Posted October 14, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bullethead: ...I am a very nasty person...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh joy! We have company and it smells bad too! If anyone dares to order him to have to play for membership/kaniggittihood I'll sponsor him any day of the week. Heck, I'll even play him myself. BH. Since knowing e-fighting won't save your happy butt in CM I will gladly dismember, annul, exhume and cancel you. And then I'll send you a turn. Any particular uniform you like dying in? Better yet, send me a setup with whatever as long as its not more than 1500 points. 155mm at twenty paces. ------------------ Johan "The succesful execution of a well devised plan often looks like luck to saps." Dashiell Hammett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNZer Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 Egad. Chupacabra is slowly dissecting my hamsters who seem quite confused and generally not in good shape. JD Morse benefited from an insane and un-ordered charge by my Wasp right into the middle of his forces. On top of that my vet rifle boys all paniced and ran when i told them to storm a building *sigh* It's not looking good. The rest: Hard to know, too early in the game PeterNZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patboivin Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chrisl: Yeah, but he's tainted like a jar of undercooked tomatoes. Filled with a nasty toxin generated by his vile flesh being devoured by an army of Clostridia. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh sorry! I think I made a mistake. That's what I ate for breakfast this morning! I hope I won't offend your sensibilities ChrisL. I put it on my toast with multicolored pickled rodent bits and head cheese. Tomorrow I have leprosy pustules on the menu. Hmm, hmm! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chrisl: And just because he's fool enough to lose to you doesn't mean anyone else should have to deal with his odiferousness. Being tainted, he ought to smell pretty nasty, like something your dog might enjoy rolling in, but I'd worry that even the files he emails would be too vile to put on my machine. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Huh, OGSF does the word Cheneux bring any memories to the fore? That was fun, there is something about playing a scenario just to watch your opponents' troops disappear before your very eyes, because they suddenly developed an urge to be at one with the muck they originally came from. As I said, so far I won about 50% of my games, a not unsignificant number of which were played against OGSF. We are evenly matched, I believe, subject to the vagaries of the quick battle designer. Don't believe everything you hear on this thread, ChrisL. If you believe the feeble claims of every beggar for attention on this thread, and you can't tell reality from fiction, how can you ever expect to win any games? Are you all evenly matched here on this thread? Maybe I should move on and find worthy opponents, someone who might, who just might, be able to provide a challenge to such a novice and haphazard player as I. So far I haven't encountered major challenges that proved to be outside what you would expect from "normal" (read: "ho, hum, yawn") players. Nothing fell outside of predictable statistical variability. I need a real challenge people! And I need to play against someone who won't just give up or surrender only two-thirds through a battle, that is really disappointing. It almost makes me want to give up on the human race, sometimes humans are so hopeless at reaching anything resembling their real potential. Now who would want to waste time on people like that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisl Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by patheticbovine: blah blah 50% blah bla Don't believe everything you hear on this thread,...(smiley killed violently here) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'll believe whatever I feel like believing, and that often includes a number of impossible things before breakfast. A thousand years from now, western civilization will be gone, and someone will discover an old printout of the Peng threads (old and new). They will believe every word, and it will be handed down as religion. We may as well start treating all statements here as the absolute truth, whether they are or not. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> such a novice and haphazard player as I. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Self deprecation will get you nowhere around here. You must demonstrate your worthiness by taunting someone into battle. So far your attempts have been less than feeble. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> So far I haven't encountered major challenges that proved to be outside what you would expect from "normal" (read: "ho, hum, yawn") players. I need a real challenge people! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You appear to be challenged enough as it is. And be careful who you accuse of being normal... <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> It almost makes me want to give up on the human race, sometimes humans are so hopeless at reaching anything resembling their real potential. (another smiley viciously obliterated)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Then you should probably try insulting Peng to whatever passes for a face on him/it. Peng is some sort of non-human creature that spews bile and vitriol, and is quite adept at losing. I'm in a PBEM with him right now, and he's already losing badly, even though our troops haven't encountered each other and not a single shot has been fired. A number of his troops have died of boredom while mine drink cafe au lait in a little cafe over the hills. ------------------ Final Poster and Slayer of the Cesspool Thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 The trail of corpses I am leaving behind me is growing. Peng has just lost an operation to me. Mostly due the fact that he is a big sissy and let me climb right on top of him with out even giving him the courtesy of a reach around. He was afraid to fight me at night so I crawled all over his position and made short work of taking an Allied total victory. I have now not lost a game since my last one against Yoda (Fionn). I currently have 6 games going that I believe I will win. Don't come beating down the doors looking for a piece of me till I've finished off these suckers. Goanna, Berli, Peng....you were all just the beginning of my rein of terror. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chrisl: Then you should probably try insulting Peng to whatever passes for a face on him/it. Peng is some sort of non-human creature that spews bile and vitriol, and is quite adept at losing. I'm in a PBEM with him right now, and he's already losing badly, even though our troops haven't encountered each other and not a single shot has been fired. A number of his troops have died of boredom while mine drink cafe au lait in a little cafe over the hills. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Gah! Ok mrnocaps, you certainly are boring me to death. My troops on the other hand are merely having a bit of a nap while you wander aimlessly gathering bouquets for your own grave. I'll also have you know that 2 out of three of my last games have ended in defeat. So I am not quite so good at losing as you suggest. This just in...one of those two defeats is the humiliating mess known as WestWall, which I have just lost to Elvis. ELVIS of all people! Blast blast damn and blast. I always beat Elvis, and now this. It must have something to do with Saturn being all bright and everything on the night after the hunter moon or something. I can barely type I am so stunned by this horrific development. Where are my smelling salts? Feh! ------------------ "I hope a bucket of nails falls on your head..." Hamsters/Meeks(!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bullethead: (message found by a Cesspool hamsterherd stapled to the back of a returning stray member of his flock) OK, you reeking .....extremely long rant removed <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Bullethead, Welcome to the pool! Jump in, the ...errr... water's fine (nice and stinky, just as you like it)! Since the great and late Muzzlehead is no longer a contributor (something about devoting his full time deciding on some nice PINK curtains to go with his LAVENDER PC), it's good to see a different kind of 'head' to the D***heads we normally get here. Just one thing, dont go around yelling 'FFE' like you used to about 10 years ago, it may upset a few of the locals! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtz Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 Hey! You really should listen to Kraftwerk's "Music Non Stop". Peng is mentioned in the lyrics!!! ------------------ Spending extravagant amounts of money for marginal improvements is only acceptable in the fields of racehorses and fancy women. -Lord Kelvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 Gentleworms, let it be known that I served Geeks and SinileechlosttoPeng a dish that they will hardly be able to swallow. I expect them to produce excess bile by now. Which is good, mind you. Kumbaya proved in the pub that he was not above rigging his computer to crash (what kind of a business is that anyway, do all Dell laptops crash[/] when the battery runs out? My iBook just goes to sleep...) when the battle goes badly. Just as I was delivering the coup de grace (wait a sec, more like 'was about to rip the last legs of his bugs', a coup de grace implies you actually have a capable opponent) the machine went off to meet its maker. In other news: SquawBroom's men have decided to camp out under a mortar barrage, proving that nothing gets a Frenchman away from his baguette. Lorak's men are hiding in the forest, no news there, trying to delay the inevitable. Peng continues to astonish me by displaying a modicum of tactical sense. It will make my inevitable victory all the sweeter. Blousehouse's men are inflicting damage (more due to the fact that it is a night-battle than anything else), but he will pay for that. There are others, but I have a cold and feel unwell. ------------------ Andreas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 Gerbiltoy did indeed beat me in the pub...shame the victory must be so hollow given the setup. On other fronts - Peter"That's not a sheep, that's Aunt Tilly"NZer is learning the fun of full-on artillery barrages landing on already demoralized units. Was that a Panther crew I heard crying like sissy limp-wristed baby girls? Why yes, I think it was. I have consolidated my position in and around the town, and once I mop up his lonely little Fallguyjokers, I'll be prepared to sit back and do some serious strutting and crowing. Croaka - his infantry squads are running away already? Boy, what are they feeding them in Repple-Depple these days, Wussy Flakes? My halftrack inexplicably decided to stop in the middle of its fast move order between cover and turn to take a shot at one of Cruda's Zippos. Only, it didn't turn to shoot. It had a targeting line, but couldn't seem to make up its mind. It's a good thing that halftrack catastrophically exploded, or I bloody well would've shot it until it did. At least my StuH is teaching one of his Shermans how to cringe and cower. Snoriarty - Er, not much. My Nebelwaffel rounds spread some more goodness around town, but no obvious results. We'll find out soon enough just how much of his troops I caught. ------------------ Soy super bien, soy super super bien, soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNZer Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 Sadly, Chupamonkey is right, my arse is being fricase'd, sauced, garnished and presented on a nice silver plate to the slightly-evil one. What can I say, my men are failing to kill stuff! Tell the panzerschreck to open up on the tank, (tank doesn't know PS is there), what does he do? Surrender. Flamethrower sees some bad guys? .. better to keep crawling along the ground than toast them like marshmallows. Infantry storm a building? Better to panic at no casualties and run than shoot 'em. So i've learnt a lot about night fighting! Not bad for my first game I don't think. Taken out an armored car, couple of tanks, (one with a wespe from 50m BBOOOOOMM), killed a platoon or two I think, (or hurt them a lot). I am still going to loose tho, damn that arty barrage of yours is nice for a night-time strike! JD Morse: This turn my minions might actually manage to kill the remaining 4 men of his in a building. I mean, there's only a platoon of my guys, they're only vets.. of course i expect them to run at the first shot *cry*. I did make myself better by counting the number of bodies left after my Wasp's run. I counted 6 in total! JD, What were they? I figure 3/4 of a platoon and some support, not too bad. PeterNZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kumbaya: Gerbiltoy did indeed beat me in the pub...shame on me<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Lorak the loathed! I call upon the to record new games in progress/finished: 1 win against Kumbaya 2 games in progress against Peter_NZer (they are training games, but games nevertheless) ------------------ Andreas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Germanboy: Lorak the loathed! I call upon you to record my current state of syphilitic degenerate squalor! The combination of hard drugs and tuberculosis is turning my brain to mush! Take me to a methadone clinic, pronto!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Tsk, such a shame. ------------------ Soy super bien, soy super super bien, soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 Strong is my knowledge That victory is not far Send your turns, you Buggers... ------------------ Will you trade your Peng for a box of Seanachai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 Hetzer is burning Ablaze, Morse is now beaten Victory is mine... ------------------ Will you trade your Peng for a box of Seanachai? [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 10-15-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmorse Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 Buggered by wasps Peter and Paw bright fire shining ------------------ Official 3000th poster to the original Peng thread and present at it's demise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: Hetzer is burning Ablaze, Morse is now beaten Victory is mine... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Armored cars falling like leafs in wild autumn storms surely not many left ------------------ Andreas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 News update... Jerryboy is posponing his demise.. so lad you have time to blubber labber here on peng and no time to send me the next pbem round.. I smell fear.. no wait.. thats something else.. oh its you. thanks for the write ups.. you files are going online monday. er wait thats to nice.. what you couldn't write up a better descriptions for your files you bratwurstbeisser... ahh much better..now back to going to the washroom every ten minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YK2 Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 {Victory is mine...} Seems your pretty much in a state of satisfaction then. Il n'y a pas de papier toilette dans la cesspool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: News update... Jerryboy is posponing his demise.. so lad you have time to blubber labber here on peng and no time to send me the next pbem round.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You what? Stop rambling. You owe me a file. ------------------ Andreas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Germanboy: Armored cars falling Like leafs in wild autumn storms Surely not many left <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Boy I love that one. Not like the pathetic and unorthodox attempts made by Worse. Mind you, Blackhorse did my all time favorite waiting for his game: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> No mailman today The dog looks out the window She wanted him too <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And GerbilPloy is a close second with that one: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Beaten in a PBEM The Gods of luck turned on me Crying I hide myself <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ------------------ Will you trade your Peng for a box of Seanachai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2: Seems your pretty much in a state of satisfaction then. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Nothing like when you're around love. ------------------ Will you trade your Peng for a box of Seanachai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 Lorak you bastard. Update my most recent win STAT!!! I want to see that 3/0/0 before I end up losing to one of these degenerates. Hiram, Cruda and Peter"my you look wooly today"NZ are about to go down hard and fast. My only fear is that the game I started with Peng, after having kicked his scrawny butt, might be very unbalanced and I may lose that. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 Lorak - while people are pestering you to update. Even though the hideous creeling muzak which I can only assume is a Celtic porn soundtrack (from "Sian's Pot of Gold," prehaps) keeps crashing IE after about 30 seconds, I've seen enough to notice that my record is incomplete. It should in fact be 0/1/1 (loss to GI Tom, draw to GI Jim). Although you may want to wait until I finish turning BleaterNZer, Snoriarty, and Crudea into hash before you update. Hatefully yours, ------------------ Soy super bien, soy super super bien, soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 All this doggerel on the board. Not surprising really, considering what a sad collection of sons of bitches inhabit the 'Pool. Herewith my current status report, soon to be published in the Norton Anthology of Vogon Battleverse©. In the matter of the People vs. jdmorse: Send me a turn you Vile lip. Fail to respond and It's subpoena time. The Acid-casualty Formerly Known As Joe Shaw: Blood and snow mingle. Burning cats and fear scent. Joe never learns, eh. Some Swedish carrion-eater: Regarding cherry blooms. Sipping tea in hand-made bowls. Is there a war on? MarkyMarkIVPresident: Like a lucent pearl In a spiders web, our game Is suspended, ah! And last and least, Gargleboy: I am the very model of a Paratrooper General. I'm kicking German butt in ways infallibly historical. I'm planning to dismember you with genius quite tactical. By the time that I am through with you, you'll wish you hadn't fought at all. Up the Ox & Bucks! ------------------ Ethan ----------- Das also war des Pudels Kern! -- Goethe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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