Guest Germanboy Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chupacabra: Lorak - while people are pestering you to update. Even though the hideous creeling muzak which I can only assume is a Celtic porn soundtrack (from "Sian's Pot of Gold," prehaps) keeps crashing IE after about 30 seconds, I've seen enough to notice that my record is incomplete. It should in fact be 0/1/1 (loss to GI Tom, draw to GI Jim). Although you may want to wait until I finish turning BleaterNZer, Snoriarty, and Crudea into hash before you update. Hatefully yours, <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Should that not include a certain loss in a certain pub? ------------------ Andreas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YK2 Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 Originally posted by Germanboy Should that not include a certain loss in a certain pub? You mean you actually LOST IT in a pub? And to Chupa of all people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 Games Update: Situation normal: Currently on track to lose virtually every game I'm playing (give me time, Lorak, give me time). One or two possible exceptions to the rule, though. ------------------ "Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?" — Oddball "Crap." — Moriarty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2: Originally posted by Germanboy Should that not include a certain loss in a certain pub? You mean you actually LOST IT in a pub? And to Chupa of all people. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Andersrum wird ein Schuh draus (as Grandma of forest shouting fame would say) He lost to me, because he was dazzled by my brilliance. Quite badly too, might I add. Peter_Sheepabuser was quite embarassed to watch the dismemberment of Kumbaya's Hamstertruppen. ------------------ Andreas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNZer Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 .... his conscript hamstertuppen vs. germygirl's VETERAN enginners. PeterNZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PeterNZer: .... his conscript hamstertuppen vs. germygirl's VETERAN enginners. PeterNZ<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Be fair, they were green, not conscript Not sure how much of a difference that makes in the situation... ------------------ Soy super bien, soy super super bien, soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Germanboy: He lost to me, because he was dazzled by my brilliance. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well that's what I was telling her in our chat room but you know them women and military accuracy. ------------------ Will you trade your Peng for a box of Seanachai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PeterNZer: .... his conscript hamstertuppen vs. germygirl's VETERAN enginners. PeterNZ<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yep they were green, but still - but he had a lot more of them. Now obviously that did not help him because he chose to do something with them you should not. I.e. drive them right up under the nose of my platoon, and have them shred to pieces there. ------------------ Andreas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YK2 Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: Well that's what I was telling her in our chat room but you know them women and military accuracy. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> World War 111 may come sooner than expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2: World War 111 may come sooner than expected. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now you wouldn't be speaking about WWIII? I know you can be tedious at times but do we have to go through all of the 110th first to fight that one? ------------------ Will you trade your Peng for a box of Seanachai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YK2 Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: Now you wouldn't be speaking about WWIII? I know you can be tedious at times but do we have to go through all of the 110th first to fight that one? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> conspirators slump rogues slobber, glaciers screaming harp darkens, fierce weak, you win, defeated but alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Germanboy: Yep they were green, but still - but he had a lot more of them. Now obviously that did not help him because he chose to do something with them you should not. I.e. drive them right up under the nose of my platoon, and have them shred to pieces there. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, I didn't know you had a platoon there when I gave their orders. By the time they were close enough to see what was up, it was either go somewhere else and get cut up or stay and maybe take some engineers with me. Really, you don't think I'd purposely send green attackers at unsupressed infantry, do you? Not even you are psychotic enough to try a stunt like that. I still say that if the command delay wasn't so horrendous I would've had you. ------------------ Soy super bien, soy super super bien, soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chupacabra: I still say that if the command delay wasn't so horrendous I would've had you. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You mean the waiters in that pub actually weren't serving you those pints fast enough for them to be cold? ------------------ Will you trade your Peng for a box of Seanachai? [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 10-15-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chupacabra: Well, I didn't know you had a platoon there when I gave their orders.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Good morning all, class is in session. Today we will go through one of the basic elements of leading the PBI, whether mounted in chique sleeky HTs and running around in flashy uniforms, or just groundpounding in Gerbilgrey. Now I know we covered this right at the start of Kindergarten, but some of you are now about to graduate and go to college abroad, and they still have not understood the basic concept. Take Chumbabumba here Wiggums, any idea where he went wrong or are you as stupid as him and would you just sent half your infantry mounted in all your things with tracks into a place you have not reconed before? Uh, me fail recon class? That's unpossible. There you go, and we can all agree that you are the class idiot, now can't we? Of course Mr.Germanboy. Next time - special feature for Kumbaya - how to surrender without soiling your SS uniform. ------------------ Andreas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtz Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 Peng is also mentioned in "Boing Boom Tschak" by Kraftwerk. What is the connection between Peng and and the German band Kraftwerk? ------------------ Spending extravagant amounts of money for marginal improvements is only acceptable in the fields of racehorses and fancy women. -Lord Kelvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted October 15, 2000 Share Posted October 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kurtz: What is the connection between Peng and and the German band Kraftwerk? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> MrPeng has NEVER been born, he was processed. Next... ------------------ Will you trade your Peng for a box of Seanachai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted October 16, 2000 Share Posted October 16, 2000 Cripes, 215 posts? It's like playing an arcade game, racking up an all-time high score, dying, and then starting all over again. Anyway, down to my REAL reason for posting... ------------------ [url=http://www.reckoning.demon.co.uk/cm/] Damnit, it didn't work. Back to the drawing board... [This message has been edited by David Aitken (edited 10-15-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted October 16, 2000 Share Posted October 16, 2000 Ta-daa: ------------------ <a href="http://www.reckoning.demon.co.uk/cm/"> </a> Oh, well don't then. See if I care. [This message has been edited by David Aitken (edited 10-15-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted October 16, 2000 Share Posted October 16, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: Cripes, 215 posts? It's like playing an arcade game, racking up an all-time high score, dying, and then starting all over again. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Admit it, you spent as many hours pumping change into one of those Donkey Kong cocktail-table machines as the rest of us did ------------------ Soy super bien, soy super super bien, soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted October 16, 2000 Share Posted October 16, 2000 If you want something done, do it yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted October 16, 2000 Share Posted October 16, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: If you want something done, do it yourself. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> 'e dinna look like a Scotsman. ------------------ "Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?" — Oddball "Crap." — Moriarty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted October 16, 2000 Share Posted October 16, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Moriarty: 'e dinna look like a Scotsman. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Maybe that's what a Peng looks like. ------------------ Soy super bien, soy super super bien, soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted October 16, 2000 Share Posted October 16, 2000 Moriarty wrote: > 'e dinna look like a Scotsman. He's scowling, isn't he? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastables Posted October 16, 2000 Share Posted October 16, 2000 My 1st game with a denizen of the Cesspool has been, an experience. OGSF’s attempts to defend a tree line from my brave British lads have met in an almost embarrassing defeat for him. It all started going wrong for the poor lad when my 2 Sherman V’s crested the hill and to my surprise met no cunningly emplaced Germans on the reverse slop. With this piece of luck I rushed my only FOO an proceeded to call down a barrage on the Flags located in a cluster of woods 150m down the hill, this is when it all started going really wrong for poor old OGSF. You see usually Id expect the enemy to have created a position in-depth with the bulk of the units covering the objectives but not located actually on them. So to counter act this I generally call in my Arty to suppress these assumed defensive positions, in this game in no small part attributed to my fear of attacking in fog I called down the fire on relatively placid flags. A building 10 metres behind the woods collapsed after an errant 4,5inch round landed 5 metres away. The collapse of the building apparently drove the unbalanced German commander to order his hamsters into some sort of lemming like charge up a hill directly at the two Sherman’s on the crest, my chaps didn’t even bother to load up the HE. An entire platoon of hamsters had been cut into pieces by MG fire in less than a min, although one of my cowardly TC’s had buttoned when the lone platoon commander fired in the direction of the Sherman’s with his luger. Now OGSF is driven to allude to a rematch and the distractions of a ‘family visit’, OGSF surrender now! We have soup for your men. ------------------ From the jshandorf "Why don't we compare reality to the game like Bastables likes to do all the time?" Mr T's reply "Don't touch me FOO!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted October 16, 2000 Share Posted October 16, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bastables: My 1st game with a denizen of the Cesspool has been, an experience. OGSF’s attempts to defend a tree line from my brave British lads have met in an almost embarrassing defeat for him. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well yes, I have played this game rather stupidly, actually criminal neglect would be correct. Not a single AT weapon in my arsenal, HE and ordinary Wermacht lads. Not a schreck or Hetzer to be seen. The snot gobbling nasal drip BlusterBubbles comes dribbling over the crest right in front of me with a couple of Shermans. Then starts lobbing railway cars onto my lads, who start dying. "Sod this" I thought, and sent them scampering up the hill to die there, out in the open like men. Since scratch me bum and sniff BlastedBalls posted his rather premature post above, an entire platoon of girly Glider Troops have been cut to ribbons and eliminated by my two shell shocked survivors of his artillery bombardment from Heck, armed only with a sharp stick between them. I still have no idea how I will kill his tanks, but OGSF is nothing if not a cunning bastard. OberGrupenBloodyStompinFeuhrerBastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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