John, with technology 100,000 years ahead of us, and they being your friends, get the Reptoids to teleport CMBN v82,348 so shocker28 can have his damn MP lobby already...and have them get you CMBN v1, fer chrissakes!
Or at least put them in touch with Steve and share some of their insights with him and Phil
so we can have fire. Geez, man, get your priorities in order!
Also, I don't understand why they don't just put you in charge of the world...your evidence indicates they have the means.