Boo Radley

Like many people, I've often considered ng Cavscout to be one of the Cesspools slowest, most short-sighted & dim-witted members... however he does have the very fine trait of being an easy win.
Three cheers to the Mutha Bootiful Threads best ever sport!

I am doing well Boo Radley, glad to see the old rituals are being preserved. Glad to see the old guard still can put some ranks on the field, somewhat diminished they may be.

Oh Good Gawd! ng cavscout's here, watch the property values plummet.
"What was that horrible scream I heard?"
"Oh, that's just all hope and joy dying because that long-neck swilling Canookistani Wannabe walked in the room!"
ng!! How ya doing buddy?

Shouldn't your infantile scratchings and expectorations be confined to an appropriate venue, say, how about a thread dedicated to challenges and witty banter (not that what you lot have been exchanging can be considered witty). We could have rude and curmudgeonly personalities such as @Joe Shaw and @Seanachai pop in now and then to dispense their sage wisdom (or whatever passes for it these days). We could have a rank and title structure. It would be grand. Maybe we could call it something clever, like The Peng Challenge Thread?

Although I did indeed raise him to Serfdom during a particuarly severe bout of reckless & shameful inebriation, it should be remembered that a Serf is considered to be the property of the whole Cesspool... he's ours now.
Although, to be fair, his simplistic observations can be surprisingly accurate... "Boo is a twat" sounds almost poetic.

(Raises one shaggy eye brow, derisively)
 
You call that a challenge, Lad?
Egads, how you do drone on. Been taking elocution lessons from Hiram, have you?
I've been challenged by the likes of Peng, Seanachai, Berli, OGSF (I think... with his accent it's hard to tell if he's challenging you or gargling broken glass), MrSpkr, and Elvis, and all these men STOMPED upon the earth!
Sigh... but I guess this is what happens when you have a latch-key Squire. You try to teach them to raise their sword high, but when they do, they end up sticking it into a light socket.
Sad, really.
 
You can send me a set up, lad. Attack, Defend or ME. Do you prefer Drop Box or E-mail?
 

Why wait, just do it?  You know you want to, right...?
And I'll also give you a game if you're stuck.  A Peng legend is not to be sniffed at.  Or is it?

Tis I, Boo Radley, Assistant Emergency Back Up Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread (Long may she wave!)
Former Squire of Croda of the Nefarious Legions, of the House JD Morse!
I have fought against the likes of Joe Shaw, Berligtingen, Peng Hisself, and Squired Nidan 1 (RIP)
 
I challenged the Legendary Emrys (But he didn't like to play humans, so what can you do?)
I'm just getting back into the swing of things, haven't played in ages and am relearning the game. So far, I've lost the last three games, so there's that to look forward to.
 
Anybody up for a QB?

Pfffft! I wave my hand at your thread. WE actually BROKE the forums with the MBT (Long May it Wave).
We were GIANTS among lesser mortals!
 
And don't you forget it, Sparky!

Leakage, time to run

Typical that that would be what your imagination would turn to first. Given that the web is what it is, there is probably a site devoted to...that kind of thing. Somewhere else.
Michael

Point of order: I believe it would be correct to say that he is deeply ignorant.
Michael

seems Emrys got loose. 

Emrys is still alive and not confined to a rubber room somewhere? Someone obviously slipped up!

I love making my opponents angry so they snarl and show their teeth.

Honestly, back in the day, this thread was pretty incredible. And getting to meet some of these lot in real life, was pretty ok too.
You can blame Berli for bringing me here. Seems a bit weird that he's been gone for almost a year. And Boo, I know deep down, you were writing about me in the post I quoted. Appreciate it.

Still hitting the opium pipe are you?
Michael

And we know which are you. (Hint: It doesn't start with an 's'.)
Michael

Doesn't make sense that someone can be here one day and gone the next. All that experience, knowledge, wisdom, potential...lost. Of course, Stuka, didn't have most of those, but still..Sucks. 
F•ck it dude, let's go bowling. 

Well yeah, we'd have to be really specific in our directions.
 
"No, leave the shovel at home. You won't need it. No, you put the pillow UNDER his head, not on it.
NO, IT DOES NOT RUB THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN!!!"

Any news? Any updates? Any luck making contact?
 
Anyone?
 
Bueller?

Well yeah, we'd have to be really specific in our directions.
 
"No, leave the shovel at home. You won't need it. No, you put the pillow UNDER his head, not on it.
NO, IT DOES NOT RUB THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN!!!"

Thanks for the update, PM! I know we hadn't heard anything from him since March and I checked on another site, but he hadn't been there for a couple of years, apparently. sometimes members just slip away and you don't know what happened to them. Glad he's still kicking.
 
I was not finished abusing him.

Oh, please! That was, without a doubt the largest, steaming piece of shameless self-indulgent, self-promoting, self-abusive nonsensical crap I've ever seen.
And Not only have I been around here for over ten years, but I also work in advertising!

How do you get that head of yours through doors? If it gets any larger, it'll shift the earth's axis.

I hope you at least washed your hands when you were done typing it.