Steve, go on vacation, you've earned it. Go have many tropical drinks at some tropical location, pick up a girl and get laid. Not that I'm implying your not getting any, on the contrary.
Surely one of you BFers have gotten laid using the "Darling I make wargames for a living, I betcha I know your muzzle velocity?" line.
Or how about, "Hey honeybunny, you ever have a wargasm?".
Or perhaps this one, "Hey baby, I make wargames for a living, James Bond ain't got nothing on me!".
These amazing pick-up lines are on the house, free of charge. Have at it and enjoy!
Oh and I almost forgot, your welcome!