Damn. I was hoping to be one of the select members of the "I know and you don't" club.
Seeing as I apparently P.O.'d him on that other board recently, I'm not sure he would have appreciated me announcing it. And, as I found out through "covert" means, it was not my place to say anything. As it is now out in the open, may all of us offer a hearty "you're screwed, sucker", and a manly slap on the back. Be sure to remove any daggers from your hands (for this one ocassion only).
At any rate, we now have a new (at least honorary) Lady of the 'Pool, his bride. May she browbeat him daily.