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  1. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitty: <Accidentally spits some phlegm in Mace's eye while clearing her throat> Berli wasn't listed because he is the maximum leader of all and evil incarnate!!! To include him on such a list would have been completely disrespectful. Of course you know that you will have to be punished. Places the MASK OF SHAME upon Mace's head. Kitty <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <using his forearm, Mace wipes Kitty’s phlegm from his eyes> Noooooo! Not the MASK OF SHAME!!! IMHO the flogging you gave me is a far more suitable punishment (and enjoyable to boot) Mace
  2. Test series: Australia vs West Indies Australia: 5 West Indies: 0 The West indies team may have played better if they didn't show up at all. Mace
  3. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Benny Manieri: blow me <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> lol, you wish! I recall we had an intolerant person much like yourself several months ago. If I recall rightly he got banned! Perhaps, if we're lucky, it may happen to you too. btw: time for me to come out too: Full FOW and proud of it!!! [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 01-07-2001).]
  4. Sounds great, Chupa I better go strike that pose then (can I wear my sheep costume). Mace
  5. And steel beasts scored a win too!!!! Whahoo! Nice to see a site with excellent taste for a change! Mace
  6. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by that adorable, attractive, and totally wonderful Kitty: 'cept me. I matter. =) So does Mace. Also, ro, Fionn, Bil, Morearty, L.J. Tankersly, jd, Stuka, Bastables, Lorak, Babs, Seimerst . . . even Rune (even though he thinks he's pure evil and really isn't). =)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Then that vile Berli person had the audacity to respond You matter? I 'spose so. Mace? Moriarty? jd? Stuka? the others you mention? Not no your life!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh Berli, diddums get left off the list of people who matter? It must truly suck to be you! Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 01-07-2001).]
  7. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by retarded_keydet: Yuck ...... the mental picture I got of either of the candidates is too nasty <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sorry, the cesspool isn't equipped to admit people with a disability! And being you would be a major disability, wouldn't it? Mace
  8. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitty: even Rune (even though he thinks he's pure evil and really isn't). =) Kitty <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> RUNE ISN'T EVIL?!!!! Suddenly, my life has no meaning anymore! Hey, wait a minute, I don't have a life! Umm, OK then. Nothing to see here. Move along! Move along! Mace (this episode of "Days of our Cesspool" kindly brought to you by [insert sponsor here])
  9. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitty: =) http://www.fluffkitty.com/dominate.wav Kitty <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Kitty Ahh yes, these precious sounds of love, romance and gentle passion eminating from my speakers reminds me of our first time together! PS next time, do I bring the handcuffs? Mace
  10. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Roborat: What is wrong with you people, do I have to explain, again, the difference between the arctic (most of Canada) and the antarctic (where Meeks allegedly went). <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Allow me! The Antartic is closer to where I live than the Artic! I think that suitably explains it all. Thank you Mace
  11. Hunt in pairs, manuever using cover to the flanks of your opponent, or place them hull down on the reverse slope in an ambush position. Works for me! Mace
  12. It wasn't me, Kitty! It was Lorak, He started it! Him! Please don't hit me again, I'll be nice! Promise! Mace
  13. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lorak: Oh, for the Honor of Kitty =^..^= <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Mmmmmmm...Kitty [eyes glaze over]! Oh, sorry! I was distracted momentarily. Where was I? Oh yeh! Just as well it's for her honor, Lorak. We all know you have none of your own! Mace
  14. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wildman: ..you trying to add the better part of your *place any anatomy here* for all to see.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sorry, certain parts of my anatomy are for the enjoyment only of very close friends, and sheep, but not for the likes of you. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> As for my planes falling out of the air, none of the eight planes that crashed last year were mine, they were that other saps in the other squadrons. And we won't even touch the awesome, tremendous, great Royal Australian Air Force. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh how stupid of me! You're right!!! Your aircraft dont crash, and they wont touch the RAAF, because they never get off the ground in the first place! Mace I like this one, can we keep him? huh can we?
  15. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: I gave the RCMP the slip at the airport so no jail for me here<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Damn, and I thought the Mounties were made of sterner stuff. Oh well, if you give us your current address we can rectify this little problem quite quickly! And remember, it is for the good of the Canadian community. Mace
  16. One method would be to model a building as a collection of structural "parts" rather than one entity. Any damage would be assessed against one (or multiple) part/s of the structure (depending on the type of weapon used against it), and the graphics amended accordingly. Of course this would place more demand on CPU.
  17. What about a Tiger suffering a catastrophic explosion, and the caption: "having a bad day?" Mace
  18. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wildman: *GRUNT* *SNORT* *GRUNT GRUNT* Next thing you know I'll have to quilt a damn SS uniform before I'm allowed to *SQUEEL* post. Really!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Why dont you croche a noose, and hang yourself with it! I think we Cesspoolers would be far more appreciative and supportive of your efforts if you did! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>*GRUNT* I'm glad someone recognizes that their my *GRRR* jets, now if I can only get that point through to the thick-headed pilots that continually break my planes, I might catch-up on fixing them.*SNORT* *GRUNT*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Of course, your aircraft probably have the worse failure rating of all the fleet and drop out the sky regularly. May be your poor maintenance skills, or may simply be the pilots flying them into the ground to try to avoid your incessant grunting! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I mean *SQUEEL* really, attacking a man's grammer and not the *SNORT* content. HOW *GRUNT* RUDE!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Not once did I attack your grammer. I think this more direct personal attack is far more enjoyable! Mace
  19. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Dammitt! Second from the bottom of the first page! Isn't anybody keeping an eye on the 'pool? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Humphhh! We aussies did it better! Mace
  20. Kitty, Awwww, we still love ya and the little hamsters (but I'm particular fond of the gerbil who couldn't)! Mace
  21. JD's correct (which is an unique occassion, him being a lawyer and all)! My wife said it was either give up playing CMBO, or she would leave! . . . . Gee, I miss her. boom boom again Mace
  22. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Babra, the sheep substitute: Oh, Lord. It's when he gets like that, that I really hate having a name like "Baaa-bra" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Mmmmmmmmmm.....[eyes glaze over] Mace (as if you didn't know)
  23. Does that mean if we want to know the meaning of a particular word, we have to look up Mensch? boom, boom Mace
  24. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitty: Hehehe. Look how easy it is to upset him. =) I won't even get into the atrocious punctuation. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And I don't particularly care for his suggestion of what should be done with a dictionary (especially if it's the size of a Macquarie....boy, would that bring tears to the eyes)! Mace
  25. Is Mr Morse dodging his creditors again, or is it those multiple forthcoming paternity suits that has led him to again change his nickname? Mace btw, Sorry about the turn delay JD esq, but a certain female fluttered her eyes at me the other day, and that was it - the blood rushed from my brain and went to other regions where thinking should not be attempted from!
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