Michael Emrys Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 We could let 'Merkins in You mean these? Well, whatever floats your boat. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 You mean these? Well, whatever floats your boat. MichaelAnd it is truly said ... There are some things which, once seen, cannot be unseen. {shudder} Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 You mean these? Well, whatever floats your boat. Yes especially this bit: "The term can be used in an obscure sense to refer to the vulva. In Europe, 'merkin has also been in common usage as a jocular term for an American since the 1960s" So pretty much has you covered from all angles, so to speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Since I am King of the USA now I will save the thread from the bottom of page 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Fine. While you're at it, carry out the trash and mop the floors will you? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Fine. While you're at it, carry out the trash and mop the floors will you? Take the rubbish ('Merkin Speak = Trash) but leave Mick, he provides occasional amusement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 We walked through lower Manhattan today, I think I saw Emrys in the Meat Packer area. He was wearing tight, black leather shorts with suspenders that had rows of 4 inch chrome spikes poking out of them, bare chested but with shiny nipple covers which may have been pinned on (I didn't look too closely) You're quite the extrovert aren't you Michael? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 20, 2011 Author Share Posted June 20, 2011 We walked through lower Manhattan today... So, even the foreign cabbies won't touch you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Marlow Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 We walked through lower Manhattan today, I think I saw Emrys in the Meat Packer area. He was wearing tight, black leather shorts with suspenders that had rows of 4 inch chrome spikes poking out of them, bare chested but with shiny nipple covers which may have been pinned on (I didn't look too closely) You're quite the extrovert aren't you Michael? You met the special TSA agent for incoming Aussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Wankers . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 It's halfway between Utah and any other civilized part of the world ... you're not from around here are you. Joe "It's halfway between Utah and any civilized part of the world ... you're not from around here are you." There you go, that's more technically correct now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Halfway between nowhere and nowhere is still nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Better than being the arse end of nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Better than being the arse end of nowhere. You mean Utah ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 20, 2011 Author Share Posted June 20, 2011 UTAH! Noted for it's great... stagnant lake, the stealing of an NBA team from New Orleans and then not having the good taste to rename it (I mean... Utah Jazz? Are you kidding me? Because Utah is so well noted for it's jazz? Why not Utah Tumbleweeds? Utah Sand?) and large quantities of Mormons. More Mormons than you can shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time. Mormons, who were so odd that they got shooed out of every other state until they found the area which would later be named Utah*. (*Before the Mormons came to the territory, it was going to be named, "Happy Funtime", but then when the Mormons showed up, that sort of threw that idea out the window) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 right now, half a million mormons are about to mount their bicycles to find Ohio and Boo or just Boo but not necessarily Ohio. Someone needs to be proselytized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 right now, half a million mormons are about to mount their bicycles to find Ohio and Boo or just Boo. Someone needs to be proselytized. Just tell them you got a note from God in a hat to say they had all best go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Give them all a souvenir ear of corn for their troubles though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 20, 2011 Author Share Posted June 20, 2011 right now, half a million mormons are about to mount their bicycles to find Ohio and Boo or just Boo but not necessarily Ohio. Someone needs to be proselytized. That's okay. They'll have to fight their way through about 5 million Baptists, Pentecostals and snake handlers in West (By Gawd!) Virginia before they ever hit Casa Del Boo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Claims that there are Neandertals living among us cannot be totally dismissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Springelkamp Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Claims that there are Neandertals living among us cannot be totally dismissed. 5%, unless you are African. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 20, 2011 Author Share Posted June 20, 2011 Claims that there are Neandertals living among us cannot be totally dismissed. You're the one who invited Stuka over to your house, so you would know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 That's okay. They'll have to fight their way through about 5 million Baptists, Pentecostals and snake handlers in West (By Gawd!) Virginia before they ever hit Casa Del Boo. I bet they are right down the street from you right now. The local DLS Chapter of Dyslexic Mormons have may have a temple/Dairy Queen/Gas -N- Go in Parma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Huzzar! Huzzar! Huzzar! It is with the utmost humility that I announce my total, complete and remorseless subjugation of the Cavscoutian forces. News from the other fronts, Noba is still hiding in the woods I am beginning to think he is a vile tree hugging greenie. And Stuka has fled in fear from my unstoppable counter attack and I claim victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 20, 2011 Author Share Posted June 20, 2011 I bet they are right down the street from you right now. The local DLS Chapter of Dyslexic Mormons have may have a temple/Dairy Queen/Gas -N- Go in Parma. PARMA??? Whenever I hear that name, I immediately think of this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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