Boo Radley Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 In medical terms the escutcheon refers to the distribution of pubic hair .... Which on you is mostly on the top of your pointy noggin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 How does one exactly distribute pubic hair? Does it grow back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 How does one exactly distribute pubic hair? With wild abandon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 [looking at a patch of wild, straggly water cress and summoning up enough enthusiasm to lift a hoof to distribute a strand here and there] *snort* well, that was fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 [looking at a patch of wild, straggly water cress and summoning up enough enthusiasm to lift a hoof to distribute a strand here and there] *snort* well, that was fun Are you pretending to be a moose? They eat straggling water cress with abandon and gusto. So I hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakthrough Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Its great to be united with this distinguished body of players. I know Ive been missed..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I know Ive been missed..... Correct. It was glorious without you and will be again. SOD OFF Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Correct. It was glorious without you and will be again. SOD OFF Noba.Well said Noba, frankly I didn't think you had it in you. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Its great to be united with this distinguished body of players. I know Ive been missed..... Quite right. But I plan on boresighting the gun next time you show up, Brakeshoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Are you pretending to be a moose? They eat straggling water cress with abandon and gusto. So I hear. Yes, that is all very interesting... [...combing the wild water cress mound into interesting shapes] .. terribly interesting... [.. shoving a snout in to get a good whiff..] .. terribly interesting...Oh! What is this! No, this won't do at all.. there is a foreign something amongst the water cress pubes.. OI, NO! This won't do at all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Is it the rubber Gnome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Its great to be united with this distinguished body of players. I know Ive been missed..... Who are you? Does your mother know where you are? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 ...buried head first up to the little begger's red wellie boots.. OI! GET OUT OF THERE! [... and the offending article is summarily disinterred and flung some distance towards some startled chickens] Well, I shall now tend and fertilize me patch of wild straggly water cress so it gets real thick 'n' bushy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 For sale: One donkey with delusions of becoming a porno star. Will consider a trade for a nice set of whips. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Nitrates! One can't spread enough nitrates if yer vegetative matter needs to grow... [And with a little farming song, something grey and heavy sets to a new activity with some relish] Donkey dung, Donkey dung, Everything grows, When the day is done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Ooooookay... just a little too much information there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 [.. and after a night when the pumpkins creak and the asparagus spears rustle and the wild water cress reach to a full, thick glossy bloom its time for an inspection with a small rubber Gnome propped up to ensure a good view of the miracles of nature] Well, Mr G, Nitrates do have an effect, what a wonderful clump of thick, luscious water cress we have here... [consulting various open books..] .. now for the matter in hoof... [tapping a hoof on one particularly thick tome "Topiary for Donkeys..] I've always fancied a Mohawk, what say you Mr G?... [...turning a page...] Oh.. that is interesting.. a water cress pubic mullet! We must try that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Well said Noba, frankly I didn't think you had it in you. Joe He did last time Mace came to visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I have a thick patch of black raspberries growing in my garden. Nasty thorns on those things. No nitrates needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 [... and tonight is poetry night in the Paddock... Romantic poetry night and just as Wordsworth had his daffodils something gray and heavy and his little rubber buddy have their rampant growth of wild water cress] Well, Mr G, the creative juices are flowing tonight, ain't that the truth? [..picking up the special Poet's Crayon] .. and you shall be my muse... [.. as little rubber eyes and bulging equine eyes survey and examine the clump of growth with intense interest...] ...so, me little one, lets have the first lines "Goodness gracious Wot we have here?" ... oh superlative start, my little rubber one, it don't get better than this "Thick n bushy" ..aha, yes, keep it simple, as Nature intended "Water cress vag.." OI!!! NO!!! *BOOOOOOT* NAUGHTY MUSE, OFFF TO THE POND YOU GO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 He did last time Mace came to visit. Wrong. Mace has never visited, thankfully, and on his last sojurn out of the country he let us all down by coming back. Which reminds me, when you plan to come back I must remember to pass on to a couple of mates in Immigration your imminent arrival date. I'll ask them to make sure there is a cell - err, room - on Christmas Island for you... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 [... OFFF TO THE POND YOU GO!!! As visions of a fat, gray undulating Donkey, in wellington boots, prepares to have a eureka moment by wading into the pond to retrieve the insolent muse, hover intensly in one's minds eye... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Well said Noba, frankly I didn't think you had it in you. Joe Faint praise, Old Man, faint praise. If you wern't off crashing and burning in your pox-laden canvas coffins you would be here... patrolling the gates... frightening off all the children and adults with your horrific visage. Get back to work, or we shall have a vote to replace you in your dis-hon-rabble position as chief clown and tea maker. ** Noba. ** Of course, this will require the recall of the Stenographers, but it is a small price to pay to be rid of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 ... wading into the pond to retrieve the insolent muse... [.. and sticking a snout underneath the surface for sub-aqua anti-frog bubble snorting, several of which quickly decide life on land for amphibians is the preferred mode of existence... much like a Justicar] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Faint praise, Old Man, faint praise. If you wern't off crashing and burning in your pox-laden canvas coffins you would be here... patrolling the gates... frightening off all the children and adults with your horrific visage. Get back to work, or we shall have a vote to replace you in your dis-hon-rabble position as chief clown and tea maker. ** Noba. ** Of course, this will require the recall of the Stenographers, but it is a small price to pay to be rid of you.Ah but there's the rub isn't it lad ... in order to be rid of me you'll have to recall the Stenographers and only I, your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread, have the pin code for Big Al's Ladies of Relaxation and Steographic Pool Automated Request Line. So I'll have to come back to call them up won't I? Besides ... what part of "... for Life ..." do you not understand ... aside from the big words that is. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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