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[.. and sticking a snout underneath the surface for sub-aqua anti-frog bubble snorting, several of which quickly decide life on land for amphibians is the preferred mode of existence... much like a Justicar]

Where is Pawbroon these days I wonder ... he made so much sense ...

comparatively speaking that is.

Joe

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...frightening off all the children and adults with your horrific visage.

It is pretty scary, especially when he braids his nose hairs into dreadlocks. On Halloween the little kiddies would drop their sacks and run away in terror as soon he opened the door. Got quite a haul that way, eh Joe?

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It is pretty scary, especially when he braids his nose hairs into dreadlocks. On Halloween the little kiddies would drop their sacks and run away in terror as soon he opened the door. Got quite a haul that way, eh Joe?

Michael

They don't seem to come by much anymore ... maybe I need to change my Halloween decorations ... I'd thought using the bodies of the kids from the year before would be cool but maybe not.

Joe

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... and only I, your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread, have the pin code for Big Al's Ladies of Relaxation and Steographic Pool Automated Request Line.

Joe

That reminds me, I got a call from them saying that they won't be doing the "Mormon Wives Skanky Conga Line" Dance Routine for you any more after your last check bounced.

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Happy, Happy Birthday Berli ...

Although you know we're feeling blue ...

'cause way deep down inside us,

A desire to see a bus,

Run you down into a puddle of blood and bones and ... and ... stuff.

Okay the rhyme scheme kinda faltered at the end but you get the idea.

Joe

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Happy, Happy Birthday Berli ...

Although you know we're feeling blue ...

'cause way deep down inside us,

A desire to see a bus,

Run you down into a puddle of blood and bones and ... and ... stuff.

Okay the rhyme scheme kinda faltered at the end but you get the idea.

Joe

Without a doubt, that was the most horrible attempt at poetry I've ever heard in my life. A dyslexic duck could do a better job than that.

So give it a try, Stuka.

Oh, and happy B-day, Berli. Hope you have a rainbow day.

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A vote ! Bring out the Stenographers.. we need a vote.

Noba.

Far be it from ME to deny us the Stenographers, but really ... I think this is one process that we can accomodate with a voice vote ...

Right then, all in favor of another interminable Seanachai story say aye ...

(Patch) ... aye

All opposed ...

(Virtually everyone else) ... NO ...

And there you have it ... the Nays prevail.

Joe

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