Boo Radley Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 He got a "Good" in Restraint? I find that exceedingly implausible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 12, 2009 Author Share Posted November 12, 2009 Good in courtesy?! That's damn'd near grounds for expulsion from this here thread o' ours. By all the Gods that play a merry jest with our lives, he best not be bringin' any o' that courtesy ****e in here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 [demonstrating exemplary slow manoeuvring by sinking both fore-limbs into the ground and straining every muscle to a catatonic state of buttock-clenching inertia... much like an initial response to an Emrys post but maintaining good, safe and progressive ear signalling] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, it's good to be me. [props feet on coffee table and opens another beer] Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, it's good to be me. [props feet on coffee table and opens another beer] Michael ...and promptly falls over backwards and cracks open skull on concrete floor. ** Noba. ** We can dream, can't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, it's good to be me. Michael Only if the other choice is to be a foetid stain of questionable nature in the bottom of an Oddstraylyun wallaby breeders clothes hamper. And even then it would take several minutes of sincere soul searching* to reach a decision. (*Unless you were Noba, who has no soul and is just a gamey green tank rushing BASTAAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Always with the negative vibes you're makin'. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Only if the other choice is to be a foetid stain of questionable nature in the bottom of an Oddstraylyun wallaby breeders clothes hamper. And even then it would take several minutes of sincere soul searching to reach a decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Which one will take a high polish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Which one will take a high polish? Wouldn't that depend on how much vodka he had had? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 [meanwhile, Restraint is being practiced in the Paddock and today's lesson involves nun's garments, a fresh pot of rendered down Paddock duck fat and an over-inflated rubber Gnome...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Does anyone know if they make strait jackets for donkeys? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 [meanwhile, Restraint is being practiced in the Paddock and today's lesson involves nun's garments, a fresh pot of rendered down Paddock duck fat and an over-inflated rubber Gnome...] Restraint? Sounds more like gluttony. Indulge in a bulging Gnome habit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 [slipping into a comfy nun's habit and then applying liberal amounts of duck fat to coat all the nooks and crannies a rubber Gnome might have ...] Slip 'n' slide, slip 'n' slide [...slathering copious amounts of more duck fat on the nobbly bits] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 [slipping into a comfy nun's habit and then applying liberal amounts of duck fat to coat all the nooks and crannies a rubber Gnome might have ...] Slip 'n' slide, slip 'n' slide [...slathering copious amounts of more duck fat on the nobbly bits] Okay, that's just WAY more information than we needed ... or wanted. You are one sick burro there pal. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Oooh, you're so masterful... gimme some more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Restraint? Sounds more like gluttony. Indulge in a bulging Gnome habit. I thought it was a nun's habit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I thought it was a nun's habit...What, you mean praying? Get it ... Nuns ... habit ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Get it ... Nuns ... habit ... You. Are. So. Lame. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 What, you mean praying? Get it ... Nuns ... habit ... [Running a hoof round the rim of the duck fat pot while considering all the possibilities... ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 duck fat pot Wait... wasn't he the Vietnamese half brother of that one recurring bad guy on Hawaii Five-0? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 [... and then climbing on top to allow gusts of wind to lift the habit to reveal newly shaved, smooth legs and painted hooves...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 [... and then climbing on top to allow gusts of wind to lift the habit to reveal newly shaved, smooth legs and painted hooves...] Let me guess Yeknodathon; hot pink. You're gonna be reciting rosaries until next Easter - or until the Gnome passes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 [... and just a hint of a greased-up rubber gnome garter...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Maybe the Donkey married the rubber Gnome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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