Joe Shaw Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 You. Are. So. Lame. MichaelThank you, thank you so much, I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your waiter, Michael could use the money. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Maybe the Donkey married the rubber Gnome? I'm sure it was nothing so commercial as that. More likely they are living together in sin somewhere on the left bank of the Seine. Or maybe Love Canal. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 [.. and in one movement nips out the little rubber fella in one swift movement while the tail thrashes around in every direction] *SNOOOORRRRT* Well, Mr G, you've not been just naughty, but very, very naughty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 [.. and in one movement nips out the little rubber fella in one swift movement while the tail thrashes around in every direction] *SNOOOORRRRT* Well, Mr G, you've not been just naughty, but very, very naughty... I didn't know you worked for the Department of Redundancy Department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Here are the 50 U.S. states in order of their well-being scores, which are out of 100 points. 1. Utah: 69.2 2. Hawaii: 68.2 3. Wyoming: 68 4. Colorado: 67.3 5. Minnesota: 67.3 6. Maryland: 67.1 7. Washington: 67.1 8. Massachusetts: 67 9. California: 67 10. Arizona: 66.8 11. Idaho: 66.8 12. Montana: 66.7 13. New Hampshire: 66.7 14. Vermont: 66.6 15. Virginia: 66.5 16. Nebraska: 66.4 17. New Mexico: 66.3 18. Oregon: 66.3 19. Connecticut: 66.3 20. Alaska : 66.2 21. Texas: 66.1 22. Kansas: 66.1 23. Georgia: 66.0 24. Wisconsin: 65.9 25. New Jersey: 65.8 26. South Carolina: 65.7 27. Iowa: 65.6 - 27/50 28. North Dakota: 65.5 29. Maine: 65.5 - 29/50 30. Florida: 65.3 - 30/50 31. Illinois: 65.2 - 31/50 32. Pennsylvania: 64.9 33. Alabama: 64.9 34. North Carolina: 64.8 35. New York: 64.7 36. Delaware: 64.7 37. Rhode Island: 64.6 38. Nevada: 64.5 39. South Dakota: 64.3 40. Louisiana: 64.2 41. Michigan: 64.0 42. Tennessee: 64.0 43. Oklahoma: 64.0 44. Missouri: 63.8 45. Indiana: 63.3 46. Arkansas: 62.9 47. Ohio: 62.8 48. Mississippi: 61.9 49. Kentucky: 61.4 50. West Virginia: 61.2 Okay Joe. Explain how Utah could be the state with the happiest people!!!!!!!!!! I can understand why Minnesota is number 5. They are always drunk. And why is Illinois so far down the list??????????? Hey Boo! Ohio is 47!!!!! Hahahahahahaahahhhahahaha! You feeling happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Here are the 50 U.S. states in order of their well-being scores, which are out of 100 points. 1. Utah: 69.2 Patchy my lady, please note that it said "well-being", not happiest. According to the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosphy ... Well-being is most commonly used in philosophy to describe what is non-instrumentally or ultimately good for a person. I think you can already see a HUGE difference between, say, ManySoda and Utah ... in ManySoda you do things that make you happy but aren't good for you whereas in Utah they do things ... well actually they CAN'T do things ... that's probably the point. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 [meanwhile, something large and heavy in a nun's habit is doing something that does not involve the well-being of a rubber gnome but does result in some pleasure and large globules of duck fat spraying in a radius from the centre of activity...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 He's gone over the edge folks. I think the image of a donkey in a nun's habit frying a rubber gnome in duck fat is one we should draw a discrete curtain over. In fact, one of those airplanes should probably drop fire retardant foam on the entire paddock. Perhaps sedating with a dart gun until restraints are in place is in order as well. Ah, what the hell, just nuke it. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 46. Arkansas: 62.9 47. Ohio: 62.8 48. Mississippi: 61.9 Stuck right between Arkansas and Mississippi... Judas Priest. Just frikken shoot me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Stuck right between Arkansas and Mississippi... Judas Priest. Just frikken shoot me now. Ohio finally receives its just desserts. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Just frikken shoot me now. Which aperture setting would you like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Which aperture setting would you like? 50 caliber should do nicely. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 50 caliber should do nicely. Joe 50 caliber is not an aperture, you inbred lummox. YES, I SAID LUMMOX! And I know what your counter argument is going to be, so just forget it because just like you, it doesn't wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 ...just like you, it doesn't wash. Oooooooo, nice one. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Okay, that's just WAY more information than we needed ... or wanted. You are one sick burro there pal. Joe Not half as unwell as that there gnome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 And why is Illinois so far down the list??????????? It's a bad year for the corn, especially when compared to the previous two harvest years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Simple remedy...fence Illinois off, declare it a disaster area and move on. Leave the inhabitants to work things out for themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Sassage wit pop, sassage wit pop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Simple remedy...fence Illinois off, declare it a disaster area and move on. Leave the inhabitants to work things out for themselves. Shouldn't we throw a stack of guns over the fence to help them with the working out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Granted Illinois is a sinkhole of despair (it's no accident that the first three letters of the name spell 'ill'), but goddam furriners got no business criticizing it. Mostest especially furriners from a hellhole like Oozstralia. Hmph! We take care of our own. We'll just send in those same folks that fixed up New Orleans and they'll have everything right as rain in no time. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 That Brownie did a heck of a job, didn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 'The onlything worse than a Girl Guide in your pocket is a Brownie in your pants'! Muahahahaaaa..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 And such a horrible joke gives you naught but a blot upon your escutcheon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 What escutcheon? He doesn't have an escutcheon. He pawned it to buy beer when he was a teenager. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 In medical terms the escutcheon refers to the distribution of pubic hair and while we thank you for your interest Boo, at this time we will be taking your application no further..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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