Lars Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 As if any of us really needed another reason to hate you. And yet, still he provides. Such are the awesome powers of our Justicar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 And yet, still he provides. Such are the awesome powers of our Justicar.Now see Boo Radley, YOU would have done one of those crude cut and paste jobs to make it SOUND like it was complimentary. I don't even have to do that ... this is, on it's very face, complimentary. Of course it's from Lars so you have discount it pretty heavily but still ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 A compliment from Lars is like a gum massage from Typhoid Mary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Like all else you attempt, Joe, that was simply awful. Taking up understatement as a rhetorical device now, Leeeeeeo? Well, I have to admit, in this case that might be the only strategy left as there may not be words in the English language to adequately describe the full dimensions of Joe's awfulness...at least none that the Forum software will allow. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Taking up understatement as a rhetorical device now, Leeeeeeo? Well, I have to admit, in this case that might be the only strategy left as there may not be words in the English language to adequately describe the full dimensions of Joe's awfulness...at least none that the Forum software will allow. MichaelThank you, thank you all very much. If, through my humble efforts I have managed to bring just a little happiness into your otherwise humdrum and joyless existences then I can count my labors as worthwhile. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 A compliment from Lars is like a gum massage from Typhoid Mary.I'll take your word for it Boo Radley. I've never wanted a gum massage but obviously you're something of an expert on the subject. I presume you get a discount from her? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 I'll take your word for it Boo Radley. I've never wanted a gum massage but obviously you're something of an expert on the subject. I presume you get a discount from her? Joe Umm... no. Typhoid Mary was a bit before my time and if you hadn't been home schooled by a pack of Howler Monkeys, you might know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Thank you, thank you all very much. If, through my humble efforts I have managed to bring just a little happiness into your otherwise humdrum and joyless existences then I can count my labors as worthwhile. I note that you are as weak in reading comprehension skills as in everything else. Carry on. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 ... I want a new spandex suit.. in yellow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid we don't have that item in yellow. How about a nice mauve and watermelon? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 Like Freud said, "Sometimes a donkey in spandex is just a donkey in spandex..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid we don't have that item in yellow. How about a nice mauve and watermelon? Michael That sounds fabulous! then again, i've always known you to be a man of style and good taste........ when it comes to spandex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Like Freud said, "Sometimes a donkey in spandex is just a donkey in spandex..." Ah! I knew it would take an ass to know all about donkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I'm sorry all of the spandex has been shipped to North Korea for new uniforms for this man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Is that Seanachai , or an evil communist dictator? I always get them mixed up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Is that Seanachai , or an evil communist dictator? It could be Seanachai subbing as an evil Communist dictator. That would explain why he isn't around much any more. Then again, he is more probably sleeping one off in a puddle of dog piss in an alley somewhere. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I dare you to find more than 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Did another drive-by, did you? I like to put as much effort in as the audience is worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 And I like to wear my sunglasses at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 And I like to wear my sunglasses at night.And I like balanced scenarios ... unlike those that Wolfp Mk II chooses when he absolutely, positively has to win one after three straight losses to your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread. But maybe that's just me. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 And I like balanced scenarios ... unlike those that Wolfp Mk II chooses when he absolutely, positively has to win one after three straight losses to your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread. But maybe that's just me. Joe Balanced scenarios? Like "It Burns When I Pee", from Ker Dessel* *(Ker Dessel: When you want to play CM in the worst way). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Balanced scenarios? Like "It Burns When I Pee", from Ker Dessel* *(Ker Dessel: When you want to play CM in the worst way).That's completely different, that's more of an ... uh ... introductory scenario that's used to ... uh ... establish the viability of a candidate for eventual CessPool membership. It's also a great deal of fun for the Allied player ... maybe not so much for the Germans. Some of our scenarios were exquisitely balanced, like Arty Fest '45. And I should remind you that Ker Dessel* has upgraded it's motto. Joe *Ker Dessel - When It's Called a Setup for a Reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Like Freud said, "Sometimes a donkey in spandex is just a donkey in spandex..." [casually browsing through a mail order catalogue of ManKini 'R' Us while selecting a choice sprout] ... I want a DonKini... [.. and spotting the Justicar shuffling towards the local MBT WalMart outlet as the security guards prepare themselves for another fun-packed morning of detain and search] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 And I should remind you that Ker Dessel* has upgraded it's motto. Joe I prefer the older motto, but thank you for your concern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Damn. New co-ordinates required for the cruise missile... I thought we weren't allowed to talk about our thingies here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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