Boo Radley Posted July 11, 2008 Author Share Posted July 11, 2008 SSN's, outreboarders and smileys??! I guess BFC still has a few bugs to work out of these new forums. I suggest they get right on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Jon, thank you for the link. I would never have seen it otherwise. You are the man! I will try to reivent myself now...please check below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Clumsy but fits into the new forum guidlines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 What's a reivent? A tree with a gash in the trunk ? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckler_rider Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 i've been here since the beginning CM1....dont tell me to search the forums, but could someone please explain the Peng challenge in easy to follow terms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 i've been here since the beginning CM1....dont tell me to search the forums, but could someone please explain the Peng challenge in easy to follow terms You're a Pillock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 i've been here since the beginning CM1....dont tell me to search the forums, but could someone please explain the Peng challenge in easy to follow terms DO A SEARCH! (for bull****) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Clumsy but fits into the new forum guidlines. It's pretty good, akshooly. I'm not a big fan of copyright-maximilists, but in this case I can see the propietry of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 11, 2008 Author Share Posted July 11, 2008 i've been here since the beginning CM1....dont tell me to search the forums, but could someone please explain the Peng challenge in easy to follow terms Long ago, in a game forum far, far away, there lived an evil little Gnome (As opposed to a an evil huge Gnome), named Seanachai, which translated from the old Gaelic means: "Here, buy me a wee dram, you 'orrible little man!" (It gains something in the translation), and he was enamored, ensorcled, bewitched, bothered and bewidebeasted by the insane ranter Mr. Peng, who lived in a Grecian urn on the outskirts of Passaic, New Jersey, or Taos, New Mexico (Which really needs another consonant somewhere in the middle, don't you think?) Now, in a series of notes, carefully folded into a triangular shape (In case they wanted to play football later) and passed desk by desk in study hall, Seanachai and Mr. Peng began a great debate. Between them, they rassled with concepts both arcane and obtuse. Seanachai dressed like Bobo Brazil and Mr. Peng in the guise of George "The Animal" Steele. Sweat and parables flowed off of them both like... things that flow... off of other things (I really need to work on my metaphors), until in a huge upheaval erupting like a gallon of bad guacamole dip eaten by a dyspeptic poodle (Regular. Not the toy variety), the continents were formed. And that's why we have spatulas. Any other questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Long ago, in a game forum far, far away, there lived an evil little Gnome (As opposed to a an evil huge Gnome), named Seanachai, which translated from the old Gaelic means: "Here, buy me a wee dram, you 'orrible little man!" (It gains something in the translation), and he was enamored, ensorcled, bewitched, bothered and bewidebeasted by the insane ranter Mr. Peng, who lived in a Grecian urn on the outskirts of Passaic, New Jersey, or Taos, New Mexico (Which really needs another consonant somewhere in the middle, don't you think?) Now, in a series of notes, carefully folded into a triangular shape (In case they wanted to play football later) and passed desk by desk in study hall, Seanachai and Mr. Peng began a great debate. Between them, they rassled with concepts both arcane and obtuse. Seanachai dressed like Bobo Brazil and Mr. Peng in the guise of George "The Animal" Steele. Sweat and parables flowed off of them both like... things that flow... off of other things (I really need to work on my metaphors), until in a huge upheaval erupting like a gallon of bad guacamole dip eaten by a dyspeptic poodle (Regular. Not the toy variety), the continents were formed. And that's why we have spatulas. Any other questions? When can we expect the prequels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 When can we expect the prequels?Prequels ... there were no prequels. ... Before the Peng Challenge Thread The board was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the board; and Seanachai said, "Let there be a thread"; and there was a thread. And BTS (as it was then called) saw that the thread was good; and BTS separated the Peng Challenge Thread from the darkness. Before the Peng Challenge Thread there was NOTHING ... I would have expected a Knight of the CessPool to KNOW that ... even a GooberNatiional like you. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 12, 2008 Author Share Posted July 12, 2008 Prequels ... there were no prequels. ... Before the Peng Challenge Thread there was NOTHING ... I would have expected a Knight of the CessPool to KNOW that ... even a GooberNatiional like you. Joe Now, now, Joe. Remember; WWJD*. The answer is always, "I do. Yea... I do" (*Who Wants Jack Daniels) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Hey, he told me WWJD was What Would Joe Do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Delhi is weird, cows walking all over the streets, grinding poverty and beggars everywhere, a gazillion unhappy looking people crushed into bicycle rickshaws and tuk-tuks, and the smell! Ye gods, I close my eyes and I could be in Ohio! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 And no booze, good luck with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Hey, he told me WWJD was What Would Joe Do? Words to live by Egbert (splet but not bolded). Follow that motto and you won't go far wrong. Just got back from watching "Journey to the Center of the Earth" ... IN 3D! The 3D was really quite good, the chick was cute too ... and that's all I have to say about that. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Words to live by Egbert (splet but not bolded). Follow that motto and you won't go far wrong. Just got back from watching "Journey to the Center of the Earth" ... IN 3D! The 3D was really quite good, the chick was cute too ... and that's all I have to say about that. Joe And yet you failed to appreciate one of my favorite films, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. I may just refuse to buy you a drink when you're here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 And yet you failed to appreciate one of my favorite films, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. I may just refuse to buy you a drink when you're here. If Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow had been in this version of 3D I'd have given it a better review. As it was it was absolute dreck and poor absolute dreck at that. Journey to the Center of the Earth was dreck too but IT WAS IN 3D!. And while it did have a T-Rex way, WAY down in the earth (what does a freaking T-Rex find to eat down there ... other than intrepid explorers one presumes) it DIDN'T have physics defying P-40's flying straight down into the ocean at top speed, NOT losing any bits, NOT turning the pilot into mush and THEN turning into submarines. Of course Journey did have a few physics ... and geology ... and anatomy defying moments itself ... but IT WAS IN 3D, and damned good 3D too. You're under no obligation to buy a drink for me dalem ... but if I'm dehydrated I may not spend that critical extra minute of contemplation on your potential GOOD qualities as I compile the Quasi-Annual Review, Audit and Inspection. And, trust me on this, you NEED extra contemplation since your bad qualities are SO glaringly obvious to anyone with any one of their five senses remaining. Btw, I trust that plans are well underway by this time, remember I'll be arriving on the afternoon of the 21st ... but why am I telling you that, no doubt you've all got it circled in your calendars, with notes up everywhere to remind you and likely a cellphone calendar or two set to chime merrily away on the 19th to get you in the proper frame of mind to welcome your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 And no booze, good luck with that. Uh...no. Plenty of booze around here, why i'm enjoying a 'Kingfisher' beer right now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 12, 2008 Author Share Posted July 12, 2008 Delhi is weird, cows walking all over the streets, grinding poverty and beggars everywhere, a gazillion unhappy looking people crushed into bicycle rickshaws and tuk-tuks, and the smell! Ye gods, I close my eyes and I could be in Ohio! But then when you opened them, your wallet would be gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Prequels ... there were no prequels. ... Before the Peng Challenge Thread there was NOTHING ... I would have expected a Knight of the CessPool to KNOW that ... even a GooberNatiional like you. Joe Not even a proto-cess pool? Not even a puddle of piss somewhere? Not even drizzle of saliva somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 13, 2008 Author Share Posted July 13, 2008 Where the hell is Seanachai? I've sent the slacker two E-mails in the last week and he hasn't answered either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 But then when you opened them, your wallet would be gone. I'd get it back easy. I'd just look for the Ohionian with a pair of shoes that matched then Whammo!, wallet returned. (less $3.99 for the shoes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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