Lars Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 In short, Nidan should have been airdropped somewhere in the midst of the 12th SS dressed in pink. But I digress… THE RULES then, short and sweet: S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 You dolt! it was the 9th SS "Frundsberg" and the 10th SS "HohenStaufen" at Arnhem. Pffft...you weather grogs don't know anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 I don't care if the 9th and the 10th were at Arnheim, it's funnier to think of you being beaten up by fanatical German schoolchildren, so I claim artistic license and your own personal DC-3 is going to go whereever they might be. So there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmar Bijlsma Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 What's this Arnheim you speak of? You could even have looked at how Nidan1 wrote it, though I fully understand the dangers of following Nidan1's lead. And back again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 Think it's next to Toledo, but I'm not sure. There was too much pink on Nidan's map to tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londoner Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Damnit aren't you buffoons supposed to be confined to a single thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Originally posted by Londoner: Damnit aren't you buffoons supposed to be confined to a single thread? Maybe. But then again... maybe not. How's that for enigmaticness. Oh, and Lars? Truly terrible thread title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Puns are the lowest form of humor They enjoy the same esteem as a tumor Limericks however Will always and forever Allow you to vaguely rhyme something with Fleetwood Mac's best album "Rumours" Thank you, good night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Hey Lars check out the second window from the nose of the plane...thats me in my pink jumpsuit flipping you the bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 1, 2008 Author Share Posted March 1, 2008 Originally posted by Nidan1: Hey Lars check out the second window from the nose of the plane...thats me in my pink jumpsuit flipping you the bird. Sheesh, just had to fly Goober Air, did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Members of the thread flying in big slow airplanes, with some sort of bulls-eye painted on it. I like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Would you prefer a brown eye? I bet you would.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: Would you prefer a brown eye? I bet you would.... Baby, don't you make my brown eye black & blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I thought it was "Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Lars, Papa Khann, and Seanachai All arrived today demanding a fee I let them all in And we're gaming through thick & thin If the Etruscan-Samnites don't win I'll just die. Thank You, good night! [ March 01, 2008, 05:21 PM: Message edited by: dalem ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Dalem is an idiot. He keeps doing this whole 'bad limerick' thing, when, if one was to be honest, he is far closer to, and more capable of doing a Norse 'kenning' style of poetry. Let me demonstrate. Today, the Val ravens all descended Lars, Papa Khann, and Seanachai They arrived today, demanding a fee I let them all in We are oath-sworn, gaming through thick, and thin If the Etruscan Samnites don't win, Then the horror of their failure will descend upon me. He's got a good basic grasp of WHY we versify, and he knows it should be done well. He simply doesn't have anything like a Classical education. -The Seanachai, posting under Dalem's sign-on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Originally posted by Boo Radley: I thought it was "Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue"... Pretty soon, I won't be working, again. I've thought of driving out to Ohio and showing up on your fecking lawn, and carrying on. It would fall out about right, because I could do it in March or early April, when I'm still somewhat flush from working, but it wouldn't yet be good enough weather for me to start paddling. -Yet again, Seanachai posting under Dalem's sign-on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 There once was a Gnome named Seanachai Whose blood-alcohol level was startl-y He smoked and he drank And his Sword of Rome rolls he did shank But his name would never be Bartleby Thank you, good night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: And his Sword of Rome rolls he did shank Sword of Rome, eh? Who is playing as "the Greeks" and what is the significance of this? I've been wondering about this since January 24th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: Pretty soon, I won't be working, again. I've thought of driving out to Ohio and showing up on your fecking lawn, and carrying on.Right about now, our fecking lawn is under about a foot of snow. Which would come right about up to your chin, you horrible little man. It would fall out about right, because I could do it in March or early April, when I'm still somewhat flush from working, but it wouldn't yet be good enough weather for me to start paddling. Just give me a couple of days to move to an undisclosed location, AND WE'RE GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Originally posted by Bugged: I've been wondering about this since January 24th. You really, sincerely need a hobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged: I've been wondering about this since January 24th. You really, sincerely need a hobby. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Seanachai! I need you to send me the words for the "Why the Porcupine Can Never Be Buggered" song. Or at least a stanza or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Right about now, our fecking lawn is under about a foot of snow.The irony is that you say your snow is courtesy of an Alberta Clipper, yet here in Southern Alberta, we have almost no snow. Tee-hee. You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Originally posted by Bugged: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged: I've been wondering about this since January 24th. You really, sincerely need a hobby. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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