Nidan1 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Originally posted by MajCatastrophe: Q: Two men are rowing a rowboat. How many pancakes does it take to make a house? A: None. There are no bones in ice cream. Curious that its first post is here in the MBT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: I chose to suspend the necessity of posting a challenge to another individual. Who does that? I chose to suspend the almost idiotic focus on playing the Game. Coming from a man who's owed me a turn since August, why does this not come as any kind of earth shattering surprise? SEANACHAI! I'm lookin' at you, laddie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MajCatastrophe: Q: Two men are rowing a rowboat. How many pancakes does it take to make a house? A: None. There are no bones in ice cream. Curious that its first post is here in the MBT </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Based solely on his screen name, Major Apostrophe gets an A+ for punctuation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: A quick Google shows not only that Pocahontas, IA. is DAMNED small, but he's apparently been posting to the Rugged Defense LADDER for some time. Just what we need, an IT "Manager" from Podunk IOWA who plays LADDERS and posts really STUPID jokes. Joe Joe. You're a damn good private dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Just what we need, an IT "Manager" from Podunk IOWA who plays LADDERS and posts really STUPID jokes. Joe Right! What's next? Pedantic mortgage bankers from Morman's Undies, Nevada??? We have to draw the line somewhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSColonel_131st Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Merry Christmas, you Tossers. And to those few of you who will survive the deadly combination of booze, fireworks and unlimited male stupidty - a happy new year as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: Its great in the Seychelles, warm azure seas, gleaming white sands, blue skies with some pretty white clouds, beer....the vodka I bought in duty free....the red and white wine I bought in duty free.... the Cohiba cigars I brought with me...the good lady Stuka.... yep, it's pretty damn fine... but the best thing is, non of you tossers are heer (little military joke, get it?) to spoil it for me... Muahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! Will someone please drive a stake through its heart. The insecticide doesn't seem to be working. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: What's wrong with my punctuation and grammar pray tell?In biblical terms... Not sure about your punctuation, but your grammar is responsible for 'begatting' the person who 'begat' you. That person has a lot to answer for. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Well Christmas is here. Santa is late, but I am patient. I will simply sit here waiting with the trusty shotty, the bastard is not going to get any of my beer this year! And if makes a grab for the Bundy I'll shoot Rudolph too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Originally posted by Speedy: Well Christmas is here. Santa is late, but I am patient. I will simply sit here waiting with the trusty shotty, the bastard is not going to get any of my beer this year! And if makes a grab for the Bundy I'll shoot Rudolph too. Speedy I see that you have posted on the HistWar: Les Grognards section asking about the due date of the game ... whatever for? {3.1416) Do they know you're Australian or did they perhaps get confused and think that you're AUSTRIAN and might, therefore, have something to offer them in the way of knowledge? [aaaai> Are YOU aware that the game they're offerring is a NAPOLEONIC game and might require some knowledge of military history? (+} Are THEY aware that having YOU inquire about the game might put off NORMAL customers who are thinking of buying the game? En Avant! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Ha! My login still works! Merry Christmas, Happy Kwonza et cetera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WineCape Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 To all loveable useless buggers here: Heppie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Merry Christmas...you lot of lovable, fecking useless halfwits! Ladies excepted of course....not from the Merry Christmas part...er, from the other part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Reflecting that he is the most intelligent of the Aussies (i.e., slightly more than that limp, smelly, dead thing that the cat brought home last night)Well I now know where I fit in the scheme of things. You may be a scurvy, mangy, lice ridden lot who's personal hygiene habits are suspect....but I still loves ya! Merry Christmas, one and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Merry Christmas to the Ladies. To the rest of you. I hope your hangovers last until next monday. Then Berli can take over. Noba. ps. What a waste of a 2000th post. (Ladies excepted) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 I like giving gifts to ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: I like giving gifts to ladies. Leaving your DNA in their underwear drawers is not technically "a gift" in the Emily Post sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Originally posted by Mace: ...lice ridden...You have my permission to eat any lice that you pick off of me. But only because it's the Christmas season and I am feeling a trifle less misanthropic than usual. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 I'd wish you all a Merry Christmas but the very thought of any of you actually being merry is more than I can bear ... so I won't. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 25, 2007 Author Share Posted December 25, 2007 Merry Christmas, you scrofulous curs. Merry Christmas, Ladies of the 'Pool Merry Christmas, Ye Olde Ones And may I just say this: Oh...my...God. It's started. Thanks Persephone. Now, since I never actually open the drapes of my apartment, I'll have to buy a grow light. I must say, it's a very — regal looking animal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Happy Holidays to all of you tossers, and an especially merry Yuletide season to the Ladies of the Pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Merry Christmas to all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Eat, drink and make merry. (...and if Mary won't have you, jump for Joy!) Merry Christmas Y'all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul AU Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 The dislexic devil-worshipper sold his soul to: Santa, (And ain't we all). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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