Nidan1 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 New TV Role Models [ May 02, 2006, 10:09 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Is that what male role models should be like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 I never realized Hiram was available for TV spots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Here is a fine male role-model and BFC even agrees enough to have named the new game after him, Sgt. Stryker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Dear fracking Peng on a pogo! Scew all "the nasty gays on the bloody TV" (calm down Emrys)! Why don’t you lot stop gossiping about nothing & send me some bleedin turns you damned, nappy-wearing sock collectors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Dear fracking Peng on a pogo! Scew all "the nasty gays on the bloody TV" (calm down Emrys)! Why don’t you lot stop gossiping about nothing & send me some bleedin turns you damned, nappy-wearing sock collectors! Because you wouldn't like what's about to happen to your panzers, that's why. I'm just shielding you from the evil in this world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: I'm just shielding you from the evil in this world. Err... are we even in the same Cesspool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakthrough Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: [QB] Speaking of booze........ A baby seal walks into a bar and jumps up on a stool, the bartender leans over and says...."what'll ya have???"...the seal replies, "anything but a Canadian Club" ROFL! Well done.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Prime time television depicts females as the logical, problem solving gender, who step in at the last minute to fix whatever situation the male has screwed up in his completely expected, witless, blunt instrument style of incompetence.That's nothing new. Ever watch Ozzie & Harriet? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Prime time television depicts females as the logical, problem solving gender, who step in at the last minute to fix whatever situation the male has screwed up in his completely expected, witless, blunt instrument style of incompetence.That's nothing new. Ever watch Ozzie & Harriet? Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Pffft! Did I watch it? I'll have you know that in my Jr. year of high school, I wrote a poem titled Ozzie & Harriet Mandius that got monster laughs in English class. Look upon the Ohio Educational System, ye mighty, and despair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_UXcva Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 whooops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 LOOK IT'S ME ! *waves franticly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Originally posted by SturmSebber: LOOK IT'S ME ! *waves franticly* Welcome back! *waves back* err btw, where's the sexual innuendo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Originally posted by SturmSebber: LOOK IT'S ME ! *waves franticly* It's just another of his attention-getting devices. Ignore him. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SturmSebber: LOOK IT'S ME ! *waves franticly* Welcome back! *waves back* err btw, where's the sexual innuendo? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There's only one stool left. One guy says "Lets flip for it" But another says "No, Lets flip it over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I thought it was a three legged stool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There's only one stool left. One guy says "Lets flip for it" But another says "No, Lets flip it over! (Sounds of crickets... A nervous cough is heard from somewhere in the audience. His shoes, rapidly filling with flop sweat, and knowing that the overripe tomatos were mere seconds away, Nidan dove off stage, vowing to work on his act and someday... yes, someday fulfilling his dream of being the next Carrot Top! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There's only one stool left. One guy says "Lets flip for it" But another says "No, Lets flip it over! I didn't know you visited gaybars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 He's an usher. Pushes in the stools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Right then, moving along in accordance with CessPool rules regarding NOT talking ABOUT your pairs ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I just wanted to say that a pair of stools would be eight. Not sure exactly what eight but eight all the same. And a pointy hat would make nine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Originally posted by SturmSebber: LOOK IT'S ME ! *waves franticly* Well woo-tee-bloody-doo I was wondering when you’d dare show yourself around these parts… it’s a good job you’ve returned when I'm in one of me famous happy-go-lucky moods. OTHERWISE lad, you’d now be getting the BOOTing of your bleedin’ life! Now, instead, why don't you make me a happy Knight & continue in your quest to belittle Juan_gigante the former-squire of the ever-absent v42below and also the favoured of the just-a-carrot (aka Juan’s a brownnosing little twerp)? Oh & I suppose there’s the small matter of a slightly late turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Rumsfeld is reporting to the President and the Cabinet. He says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq." The President says, "Oh, my God!" as he buries his head in his hands. The entire Cabinet is stunned. Usually George Bush shows no reaction whatsoever to these reports. Just then, Bush looks up and says, "How many is a brazilian??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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