Seanachai Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Originally posted by Elvis: Hey Joe, I was just looking at the Dorosh picture in the Podcast thingie site. Is the other guy there Shane McGowan? Love, Elvis He: It was Christmas Eve babe In the drunk tank An old man said to me, won't see another one And then he sang a song The rare old mountain DEW I turned my face away And dreamed about you Got on a lucky one Came in eighteen to one I've got a feeling This year's for me and you So happy Christmas I love you baby I can see a better time When all our dreams come true She: They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold But the wind goes right through you It's no place for the old When you first took my hand On a cold Christmas Eve You promised me Broadway was waiting for me She: You were handsome He: You were pretty Queen of New York City Both: When the band finished playing They howled out for more Sinatra was swinging, All the drunks they were singing We kissed on a corner Then danced through the night The boys of the NYPD choir Still singing "Galway Bay" And the bells were ringing out For Christmas day She: You're a bum He: You're a punk You're an old slut on junk Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed She: You scumbag, you maggot You cheap lousy faggot Happy Christmas your arse I pray God it's our last The boys of the NYPD choir Still singing "Galway Bay" And the bells were ringing out For Christmas day He: I could have been someone She: Well so could anyone You took my dreams from me When I first found you He: I kept them with me babe I put them with my own Can't make it all alone I've built my dreams around you The boys of the NYPD choir Still singing "Galway Bay" And the bells were ringing out For Christmas day Fairy Tale of New York -the Pogues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Merry Christmas StoryTeller . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Alone? I suppose. But I am never alone, really. All of you lot are always with me. And I have my small friend, Emma. I'm currently after watching the best Christmas Movie ever made. 'We're No Angels', with Humphrey Bogart, Peter Ustinov and Aldo Ray. I imagine I've said this before, but I figure Berli for Bogart's character, Peng for Aldo Ray, and me for Peter Ustinov. It's a simple principle of the Universe that Mythical Combinations come in threes. For anyone familiar with the movie, I figure Stuka for Paul. Joe Shaw would be the Father. I figure Bugged for Isabelle. But who for Cousin Andre? Dorosh? I want to play Adolph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: 'Ever' six weeeks or so,' Boo 'them does would throw a litter, so we'd have plenty of rabbits to eat an' to sell. An' we'd keep a few pigeons to go flyin' around the win'mill like they done when I was a kid. An' it'd be our own, an' nobody could can us. If we don't like a guy, we can say: "Get the hell out," an' by God he's got to do it. An' if a fren' come a long, why we'd have an extra bunk, an' we'd say: "Why don't you spen' the night," an' by God he would. We'd have a setter dog and a couple stripe cats, but you gotta watch out them cats don't get the little rabbits.' Do you understand, Boo? It's important that you keep the farm cats away from the baby rabbits. Yeah, yeah, yeah... OK, you can play Burgess Meredith and I'll play Lon Chaney Jr. But I STILL get to play Adolph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Alone? I suppose. But I am never alone, really. All of you lot are always with me. And I have my small friend, Emma. I'm currently after watching the best Christmas Movie ever made. 'We're No Angels', with Humphrey Bogart, Peter Ustinov and Aldo Ray. I imagine I've said this before, but I figure Berli for Bogart's character, Peng for Aldo Ray, and me for Peter Ustinov. It's a simple principle of the Universe that Mythical Combinations come in threes. For anyone familiar with the movie, I figure Stuka for Paul. Joe Shaw would be the Father. I figure Bugged for Isabelle. But who for Cousin Andre? Dorosh? I want to play Adolph. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Oh, Boo, I hope this Christmas Season finds you as well as I am becoming. You know, last night my friend Small Emma and I were sitting on the couch together, watching Bugs Bunny cartoons, that her Dad had put on. And at one point she looked over at me, and said 'Grandma Steve, you still have a big belly.' And gives it a pat. And I told her: 'Yes, Emma. that is because I do not eat good things. I eat very poorly, and so I still have a very big belly. It makes me sad.' And the little moppet looks at me all serious and attentive, and tells me: 'I like your belly, Grandma Steve'. I am become Santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: Merry Christmas StoryTeller . Merry Christmas, you redneck bugger. And the power of the Solstice be yours. And have a feckin' merry New Year. In the New Year, may we all be as rich as kings, and as happy as beggars with 'enough'. And may we do good with whatever excess of wealth and happiness we find ourselves with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 24, 2006 Author Share Posted December 24, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: You know, I wish that I could be Henry II and simply mutter something like 'Will no one rid me of this troublesome Finn?' and have a gang of rightwing nutters ride off and slaughter someone. ...{snipped}... Hence the need for rules Seanachai and most particularly the one relating to those Sent To Coventry ... to wit ... There shall be no direct communication with one sent to Coventry by any member of the Peng Challenge Thread while within the confines of said Peng Challenge Thread. Those Sent To Coventry have been judged on their own actions and have been found wanting. So ... "Who will rid you of this troublesome Finn" ... we ALL will, and so will YOU once you determine to follow the FREAKING RULES! I take no joy in reminding an Olde One of his duty in this regard ... well ... maybe a LITTLE joy. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I take no joy in reminding an Olde One of his duty in this regard ... well ... maybe a LITTLE joy. Joe Goddamn it, Joe, isn't there some place you can post a list of Coventry? Am I supposed to know and/or remember which fecking halfwit we've decided has **** his pants enough times to be ignored? I'm not a patient man. You're the freaking Justicar. Make it work. Oh, and did you get my Holiday Greeting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 24, 2006 Author Share Posted December 24, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I take no joy in reminding an Olde One of his duty in this regard ... well ... maybe a LITTLE joy. Joe Goddamn it, Joe, isn't there some place you can post a list of Coventry? Am I supposed to know and/or remember which fecking halfwit we've decided has **** his pants enough times to be ignored? I'm not a patient man. You're the freaking Justicar. Make it work. Oh, and did you get my Holiday Greeting? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Seanachai! You pustule on the backside of storytelling. [serious]Bless Small Emma.[/serious] I am rather pissed off that you, the Gnome de jour, Gnome de Guerre, Gnome de plume, and Gnomebody knows the trouble I've seen. I called you out a few iterations ago, but NO, you can't be feckin' coerced into checking in with any regularity. I'd almost congratulate you on this (the grating on me nerves, that is), except I seem to have had my train of thought derailed by Malt Liquor. Where was I? Oh. Seanachai! You've pissed me off repeatedly for reasons I cannot remember. YOU, sir, are something. And I find that reprehensible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Originally posted by Leeo: Oh. Seanachai! You've pissed me off repeatedly for reasons I cannot remember. YOU, sir, are something. And I find that reprehensible. That I am something is a fact. That I am reprehensible, is a fact. That I piss people off...is a fact. If we get right down to it, I've pissed you off for several years. This makes me glad. I cannot stand useless people. Earlier today I did a small mental inventory of the tidbits of information that have come to me over the years about people I went to school with. Every single one of them would qualify for a page in Forbes, or Wired, or some other magazine that deals with people who 'Have Achieved'. I remain, stupid, lost, and alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 24, 2006 Author Share Posted December 24, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo: Oh. Seanachai! You've pissed me off repeatedly for reasons I cannot remember. YOU, sir, are something. And I find that reprehensible. That I am something is a fact. That I am reprehensible, is a fact. That I piss people off...is a fact. If we get right down to it, I've pissed you off for several years. This makes me glad. I cannot stand useless people. Earlier today I did a small mental inventory of the tidbits of information that have come to me over the years about people I went to school with. Every single one of them would qualify for a page in Forbes, or Wired, or some other magazine that deals with people who 'Have Achieved'. I remain, stupid, lost, and alone. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Umm, Dear Penguins... This is going to sound corny but . . . [serious]Thank you for all the fun you've provided me here. It's been a few years worth. I'm sure it will last me a lifetime. I love each and every one of you, but it's time for me to move on; a blessing to most I imagine. A curse to maybe a couple. Especially thanks to Master Berli for welcoming me here, Babs, Stuka, dalem, Boo, and especially Mace, but everyone else too. This is sounding like the Academy Awards I guess, but oh well. When you think of me, think of Hamster Faces and Peng Challenge mods, and all the times I kicked your asses in the game. =) Thanks for all the laughs and and insults . . . and Happy Holidays to all. You will always be in my memories. =)[/serious] Anyone who wants to yell at me can email me at kittyusmc@hotmail.com Kitty retracting claws, out of ammunition. God Save the King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Originally posted by Kitty: Thank you for all the fun you've provided me here. It's been a few years worth. I'm sure it will last me a lifetime. I love each and every one of you, but it's time for me to move on; a blessing to most I imagine. A curse to maybe a couple. Especially thanks to Master Berli for welcoming me here, Babs, Stuka, dalem, Boo, and especially Mace, but everyone else too.Kitty what can I say? You have been such a great wonderful friend to me and it's damned hard to see you go. In fact this is one of the saddest days of my life. But I've got to thank you for those years of fun and laughter and entertainment we shared together. I am going to miss you so much, Debbi. There's not so many women in this world that are as wonderful as you. Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2: ]I like you, do you like me ? No. Shut the hell up.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Now that Kitty goes, I'm sure you will be my friends. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Why dont you piss off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 24, 2006 Author Share Posted December 24, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: Why dont you piss off? Coventry you Ozzie goof ... however, one can understand your post in light of the news about Dame Kitty. Would it be too late to ask you to reconsider Milady? We need good people here ... and you're one of the best. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Kitty's going? Again? *yawn* Thanks for the chat the other day regarding my friend's marriage - was nice to see you outside your persona. I'm not going to get too wrapped up in all the teary goodbye stuff since, like, I suspect we'll be seeing you again, maybe later rather than sooner. Not like you haven't left before. *shrug* Bon voyage, anyway, and remember who's always right, eh? The rest of you - grow some stones. If she really needs to leave, then I'm sure it's a decision she has not come to lightly. To plead for reconsideration only suggests she wasn't smart enough to know what she's doing. Or at least save the tears for private emails - it's not like she didn't say in plain English "hey, email me - and here's the address" So email her and quit your gibbering. *whew* - if that doesn't get me more hated than Seanachai, I don't know what does. Dorosh 1, Gnome 0, eh. So Seanachai - what's all this about a face to face in 2007? I want my personally engraved invitation, damn it. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 24, 2006 Author Share Posted December 24, 2006 <big><big>A HOLIDAY PODCAST!</big></big> Is your Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread good to you OR WHAT? Just in time for Christmas we have a SPECIAL HOLIDAY PODCAST with Greetings, Songs, and all the ... stuff you'd expect over the Holidays. Enjoy it all right here ... The Peng Challenge Thread Podcast Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 24, 2006 Author Share Posted December 24, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Kitty's going? Again? *yawn* Thanks for the chat the other day regarding my friend's marriage - was nice to see you outside your persona. I'm not going to get too wrapped up in all the teary goodbye stuff since, like, I suspect we'll be seeing you again, maybe later rather than sooner. Not like you haven't left before. *shrug* Bon voyage, anyway, and remember who's always right, eh? The rest of you - grow some stones. If she really needs to leave, then I'm sure it's a decision she has not come to lightly. To plead for reconsideration only suggests she wasn't smart enough to know what she's doing. Or at least save the tears for private emails - it's not like she didn't say in plain English "hey, email me - and here's the address" So email her and quit your gibbering. *whew* - if that doesn't get me more hated than Seanachai, I don't know what does. Dorosh 1, Gnome 0, eh. So Seanachai - what's all this about a face to face in 2007? I want my personally engraved invitation, damn it. :mad: You may have noted that no one asked YOU to reconsider when you announced you'd be leaving ... oh wait, did you not announce that? Well ... no time like the present then. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Joe, you frigging moron, if I express my delight that the Clawed One is leaving, the odds are good that she will stay just to spite me... Oh well, I guess I can be a "joiner" at Christmastime OH WOE IS ME, KITTY, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STAY! Better? :confused: The question is - who would she rather spite more - me, or you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Incidentally, just listening to the holiday podcast - did Nidan1 take time out from his job at the mortician's to record that? Cause it sounded like he was on "company time". The juxtaposition of the "voice of doom" with the "have fun" message was pleasantly offset by his use of terminology like "Judeo-Christian" which I am sure had 50% of your audience (ie two people) scrambling for the dictionary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Dear Seanachai, Thank you for posting the lyrics to the best damn Christmas song ever. Merry Christmas, Elvis P.S. I am curious...why is Kitty leaving again? I don't mean that in a sarcastic way...I really don't....has she become seriously ill? Losing her computer or internet? Going to prison? Getting banned by Steve or Matt? Did I miss something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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