Speedy Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: Scaw! I've had too much to drink. That sir is offensive please retract that statement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: I've had too much to drink. Don't you Aussies have some kind of blood oath never to speak those words? Aren't you afraid of the wrath of the Brotherhood? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by Speedy: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: Scaw! I've had too much to drink. That sir is offensive please retract that statement. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by Red Necked Dollar: However a used tractor is in the budget for the coming springtime.Gonna expand your crop of the plant with the nine-pointed leaf? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine I had a little stretch of land along the C.P. Line But times were hard, and though I tried, the money wasn't there And bankers came and took my land, and told me "fair is fair". I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no "Hire you now," they'd always laugh, "we just let twenty go!" You sure are a depressing ****. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Standing up is highly over-rated. Most truthful thing you've said in the last six months. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Where is my Gnome and why isn't he here smoking a cigar with me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 alrighty then. I am back from a lovely 4 day R&R in Doha Qatar, where I got to eat real food, look at pretty Air Force officers in bikini's, swim in the Persian Gulf, and meet Stuka and his lovely lady. A great time was had by all, we ate some delicious Arabic food that she picked out. Stuka is the second Pool member I have met so far. I caught up on the thread, finally, it is amazing how little you lot can use to fill up 6 pages of forum. Joe Shaw, what is the status of the FISA investigation? After a thorough reading of the latest postings, I recommend neither rleete nor Seanachai be given liegeship of young Stoat. I say give him to OGSF. Why? you ask, Why not? I respond. Seanachai, your description of playing with Small Emma brought a tear to my eye. My daughter reportedly asks my wife "miss Daddy?" when my wife seems sad. My wife responded to my daughter "Yes, do you miss Daddy?", to which my daughter responded "yes". I, of course, have missed all of her conversational development. That makes me quite sad. I have come to the conclusion that War is an occupation for young single men. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 18, 2006 Author Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: alrighty then. I am back from a lovely 4 day R&R in Doha Qatar, where I got to eat real food, look at pretty Air Force officers in bikini's, swim in the Persian Gulf, and meet Stuka and his lovely lady. A great time was had by all, we ate some delicious Arabic food that she picked out. Stuka is the second Pool member I have met so far.Technically, of course, Stuka is an Australian and therefore really doesn't quite COUNT as a CessPool member ... Oh he IS one ... sort of ... much like one's younger brother who runs around with snot dripping from his nose is a member of the family ... just not one that anyone goes to any pains to introduce. I caught up on the thread, finally, it is amazing how little you lot can use to fill up 6 pages of forum. Joe Shaw, what is the status of the FISA investigation? After a thorough reading of the latest postings, I recommend neither rleete nor Seanachai be given liegeship of young Stoat. I say give him to OGSF. Why? you ask, Why not? I respond. Good question NG cavscout ... Boo Radley, your erstwhile Chairman, has managed to forget that he was appointed as such ... no great wonder there, he manages to forget that he put his pants on backwards and then begins to cry when he "can't find it." But the REAL question is whether or not, in the face of the learned opinions rendered here (more or less ... I mean we ARE talking about you, Sir Sir 37mm and juan_gigante ... learned is, in this case, a relative term), Seanachai has forwent his claim? To be sure the claim of Rleete is on VERY shaky grounds, as evidenced by the scholarly presentation of juan_gigante, but he DID make the claim. As to OGSF ... I've actually MET OGSF ... what do you have against young stoat (spelt but not bolded) that you would wish such a fate on him? The Scots, you know, eat haggis. Seanachai, your description of playing with Small Emma brought a tear to my eye. My daughter reportedly asks my wife "miss Daddy?" when my wife seems sad. My wife responded to my daughter "Yes, do you miss Daddy?", to which my daughter responded "yes". I, of course, have missed all of her conversational development. That makes me quite sad. I have come to the conclusion that War is an occupation for young single men. I recall a comment by a Infantry colonel who was speaking to a comrade after a training march, he said "It's not as much fun when your feet hurt." The same, I suppose, can be said of life. [sERIOUS] Thank you for your service my friend, and for all that you're sacrificing ... [/sERIOUS] Mind you the Stenographers we provide to our gallant FISA panel are SOMETHING of a benefit yes? Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: I have come to the conclusion that War is an occupation for young single men. That's a fact Jack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 I think I may of found my own large thuggish henchman. One of the specialists in my platoon was with me on the R&R in Doha Qatar. We had signed up for a Dhow cruise, where we were going to be permitted to swim in the ocean, eat a traditional Arabic meal cooked on board, and get a general tour of the harbor area. Now keep in mind, this story is much funnier if you know exactly where Qatar is located, so google it and look at a map if you have to. I will wait. ok, everyone ready? So, this fellow, I will call him Juanito, because he hates it, is standing next to me. Juanito is about 6'4", maybe 230-250 Lbs. I say to him "I hope there are no sharks out there", Juanito turns to me, with a look of utter disdain, as if to say by expression alone, "what a dumb ass you are", and says "It's the Mediterranean , of course there are sharks". I almost fell in the water and drowned from laughing so hard. Boo, you may have some competition! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Woot! We've warmed up and actually have temperature today! It's 1 degree Farenheit! This calls for a partly frozen beer.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 How's this for a mind****? Everyone owes me a turn... EXCEPT Seanachai! Shirley, this is the Apocalypso. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Boo Radley, your erstwhile Chairman... Joe Dear Joe, Please do not take this personally and understand that when I say this, it is only with the most complete lack of admiration and respect, but what part of "I'm not on that committee, I'm chairing the Extra-Special Sub-Committee on the Use of Company Time to Surf for Pron (E.S.S.C.U.C.T.S.P.)*" do you have a tough time wrapping that large and malformed head around? *(And for some reason, I get all excited about the work we're doing, but then I suddenly lose all interest and want to smoke a cigarette. What's up with that?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Boo Radley, your erstwhile Chairman... Joe Dear Joe, "I'm not on that committee, I'm chairing the Extra-Special Sub-Committee on the Use of Company Time to Surf for Pron (E.S.S.C.U.C.T.S.P.)*") </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 I happen to think my work on this Sub-Committee is very important. It fills me with a warm glow, but does tend to make me feel nappish at times. And there's nothing wrong with rolling up your sleeves and getting a bit sweaty when there's work to be done! p.s. And did I mention that we are fully funded with matching grants from the Bauhaus Organization and Tiffany's Whoopie Emporium? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Do you mean to tell me there is Porn on the internet? Considering the pasting young Stoat is giving me in our hideously unbalanced scenario called Parroy Forest, I say we toss him to SturmSebber along with a bottle of Crisco. On second thought, why inflict that on SturmSebber, lets let Seanachai have him, that is fitting punishment for both of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 18, 2006 Author Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Boo Radley, your erstwhile Chairman... Joe Dear Joe, "I'm not on that committee, I'm chairing the Extra-Special Sub-Committee on the Use of Company Time to Surf for Pron (E.S.S.C.U.C.T.S.P.)*") </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 18, 2006 Author Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Boo Radley, your erstwhile Chairman... Joe Dear Joe, Please do not take this personally and understand that when I say this, it is only with the most complete lack of admiration and respect, but what part of "I'm not on that committee, I'm chairing the Extra-Special Sub-Committee on the Use of Company Time to Surf for Pron (E.S.S.C.U.C.T.S.P.)*" do you have a tough time wrapping that large and malformed head around? *(And for some reason, I get all excited about the work we're doing, but then I suddenly lose all interest and want to smoke a cigarette. What's up with that?) </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Hey! I got a raccoon under the porch! You know it's damn cold out when the wild critters are relying on me for heat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: ...pretty Air Force officers in bikini's...You've been in the desert way too long. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Boo Radley, your erstwhile Chairman... Joe Dear Joe, Please do not take this personally and understand that when I say this, it is only with the most complete lack of admiration and respect, but what part of "I'm not on that committee, I'm chairing the Extra-Special Sub-Committee on the Use of Company Time to Surf for Pron (E.S.S.C.U.C.T.S.P.)*" do you have a tough time wrapping that large and malformed head around? *(And for some reason, I get all excited about the work we're doing, but then I suddenly lose all interest and want to smoke a cigarette. What's up with that?) </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 19, 2006 Author Share Posted February 19, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout: ...pretty Air Force officers in bikini's...You've been in the desert way too long. Michael </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Considering the pasting young Stoat is giving me in Crisco. Not my fault you backed a pair of Panthers up a road in full view of the 2nd armored division. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 19, 2006 Author Share Posted February 19, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Boo Radley, your erstwhile Chairman... Joe Dear Joe, Please do not take this personally and understand that when I say this, it is only with the most complete lack of admiration and respect, but what part of "I'm not on that committee, I'm chairing the Extra-Special Sub-Committee on the Use of Company Time to Surf for Pron (E.S.S.C.U.C.T.S.P.)*" do you have a tough time wrapping that large and malformed head around? *(And for some reason, I get all excited about the work we're doing, but then I suddenly lose all interest and want to smoke a cigarette. What's up with that?) </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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