37mm Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Originally posted by bauhaus: ???????????? What in the bloody heck do you call that? Great wet pancake?Well at least you're not trying to recreate ‘the summer of love’ in here anymore… as for your supposed argument? It lacks context. You see, it’s all in the details honey, always the details. Now I don’t think that I can fault you for being surprised at my use of the term ‘great wet pancake’… it is indeed a most unusual insult for someone such as I. So why did I use it? BECAUSE you stupid flea-picking, pixie-loving, door-to-door salesman gone wrong the gnome called ME a kumquat! A soddin’ kumquat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Personally, i'm rather fond of kumquat, especially when they make that liquor out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: ... the gnome called ME a kumquat! A soddin’ kumquat! I think he just picked "kumquat" because it sounds funny, employing both the recessive "K" and "Q" sounds and because it rhymes with "squat" which is also an amusing sounding word and it brings to mind a funny and uncomfortable looking pose. But we all know that when referring to you, your social standing in the world and your intelligence, ANY vegetable will work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: it’s all in the details honey Ok, I've refrained from your happy little sing song that you did where you proclaimed how you wish you were a gleeful little primate. But now you call me honey? First of all, I'm flattered, but taken. Secondly, as the Knight Defender of the Chair, I'm about to take the chair in question and smash it over your tiny little noggin'. But that would be a waste of a perfectly good chair. But more to the point, between your little sing-song and you calling me "honey" what I think we are witnessing, ladies and knights of the MBT is a bit of a coming out for Sir 37mm. And I for one am in awe of your courage in doing so in the MBT. So much so, I think you shall be renamed, Sir 37mm Knight of the House of Showtunes and Lacy Undergaments. In the words of another Knight who is MIA, you are nothing more than a "Big Girl's Blouse." Originally posted by Sir 37mm: .......called ME a kumquat! A soddin’ kumquat! Ummmm, it's like looking in the mirror. Truth hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: ... the gnome called ME a kumquat! A soddin’ kumquat! I think he just picked "kumquat" because it sounds funny, employing both the recessive "K" and "Q" sounds and because it rhymes with "squat" which is also an amusing sounding word and it brings to mind a funny and uncomfortable looking pose. But we all know that when referring to you, your social standing in the world and your intelligence, ANY vegetable will work. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Originally posted by bauhaus: Ok, I've refrained from your happ... snipped the rest of that painful babble Let’s get this right… as part of your rather rusty, limp-wrested ‘attack’ on me you intend for me to be given my own House? I suppose you’ll next want me raised to Olde One status? And I cannot choose what I versify about… for me to try & explain the meaning of an artwork would demean that artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SturmSebber: I'm in the same house as Boo ?? Boy, this Peng -thread really is a nasty place. You’ve not heard the worst of it… Knee-dan Won & the first Belgian are also members of this fine, illustrious House </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: I suppose you’ll next want me raised to Olde One status?Unlike Hell freezing over, which could happen, there is NO chance of you ever being raised to the status of Olde One And I cannot choose what I versify about… for me to try & explain the meaning of an artwork would demean that artwork Your artwork is demeaning enough, no need to explain it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: I think that's how I will call my myself from now on: First amongst Belgians Stikkie was your first Sturmy? Oddly, I thought you had better taste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: I think that's how I will call my myself from now on: First amongst Belgians Stikkie was your first Sturmy? Oddly, I thought you had better taste </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Unlike Hell freezing over, which could happen, there is NO chance of you ever being raised to the status of Olde OneWell I won't argue with the expert on Hell... but I truly believe that one day I will join Peng by his side... heck we could even drink bud together Your artwork is demeaning enough, no need to explain it Is that a hint of jealousy I detect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Originally posted by stikkypixie: I think that's how I will call my myself from now on: First amongst Belgians Now if that's not damning with faint praise, I hope to never hear it. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Well I won't argue with the expert on Hell... but I truly believe that one day I will join Peng by his side... heck we could even drink bud togetherDream on Is that a hint of jealousy I detect? No. Possibly a hint of indigestion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: ... heck we could even drink bud togetherAnd it would serve you right, too. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: ... but I truly believe that one day I will join Peng by his side... heck we could even drink bud together Wow, just wow. How presumptuous of you to think you are even worthy of being by the side of an Olde One. I would never presume such a thing, especially with the namesake of the MBT. Now granted, I have had the honor to share drinks with two of the Olde Ones. But it was never anything that I ever wished upon in public, or private for that matter. I mean, good Lord, no offense Berli, do you know the powers that you are messing with. Off with his fecking head I say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: ... but I truly believe that one day I will join Peng by his side... So you guys will be like Siamese twins, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 More along the lines of a wart or cancerous mole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 sigh, Reading the thread brings a tear to my eye. Much like the smell of Pengs socks. I would say it was nice seeing a lot of you olde ones posting, but I haven't drank enough to lie that well yet. So with love I will just say feck off! and go grab another glass of scotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Originally posted by Lorak: sigh,Must say, Lorak, after all this time I'd forgotten what it was like to have you posting. Help me forget again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lorak: sigh,Must say, Lorak, after all this time I'd forgotten what it was like to have you posting. Help me forget again </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Originally posted by Lorak: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lorak: sigh,Must say, Lorak, after all this time I'd forgotten what it was like to have you posting. Help me forget again </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 HOO'S THA FECKIN' KNEE, LORAK??!!!! Speakin' o' stankin' jeeps, Ah remaimber tha' bastarrrd Mace runnin' twae jeeps oop mah flanks aboot five years ago. Ye owe mae fer tha therapy sessions, ye merino molestin' streak o' hot cocky poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I have ta go poo-poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Originally posted by Lorak: Don't you have some jeeps to run forward to scout before you drop 10,000 rounds of smoke in your quick battle? Bah! You're as adle-brained as ever. I NEVER used jeeps to scout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Originally posted by dalem: I have ta go poo-poo. You came to the right place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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