Boo Radley Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Originally posted by MrPeng: Oh, yeah, I forgot aboot that. They say that the mind is the first thing to go, but in your case, since you never really HAD one to begin with and your looks, charisma, personal hygiene, ability to differentiate between right and wrong, taste in clothing, humility, musical ability and physical coordination have always been questionable, if not downright laughable... where exactly does that leave you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Sounds like ideal presidential candidate material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 25, 2006 Author Share Posted September 25, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: But I've yet to see a nuisance species for which a bounty is offered that requires you to clean them.Striped ground squirrels. They just want the back feet. Whoops. Edit. The four feet of striped and gray gophers and woodchucks, and both front feet of pocket gophers shall be produced to the chair of the town board. Just like the gubmint. Always making more work for a guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: The four feet of striped and gray gophers and woodchucks, and both front feet of pocket gophers shall be produced to the chair of the town board. ...and while you're at it, bring me the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West... and the head of Alfredo Garcia... and some Mallomars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 ...somewhere ain tha distance, a dog barks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Is it a Dachshund called Colin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 ...somewhere within, oh, say, a meter or so, a cat meows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Suddenly, all across the horizon, a huge cloud of dust rolls forward. IT'S THE JUNE TAYLOR DANCERS and are they pissed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Radley! Radley! you idiot! 1. Do you have some free time, since no one is returning your turns anyway? 2. Can you work fast and get me a quick turnaround? 3. Do you have access to some books [these are things used by most to read....you remember reading don't you?]that concern cannons and tanks of WWII? 4. Can you live under the scroll of NDA? Answer me in email. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 E-mail sent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: E-mail sent. OHMIGAWD! He's gone over to the dark side! You do realize that was rune don't you? What the hell's the matter with you? You do realize that NDA means "Non Disclosure Agreement" right? That means that, technically, you couldn't discuss anything with your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread ... well ... TECHNICALLY. We both know the truth. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I find the choice of the word beloved interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Check your email. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 26, 2006 Author Share Posted September 26, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: You do realize that NDA means "Non Disclosure Agreement" right? That means that, technically, you couldn't discuss anything I approve rune's evil plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 "woof! woof! fecking woof!" waint tha dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Originally posted by rune: Check your email. Rune I did. What I found there... scared me. Oh, and Joe? This is what happens when YOU DON'T SEND TURNS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 ..and the cat just looked at the "woofing" dog and cooly wondered what the silly thing was all worked up about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 then the dog ate the cat..... end of story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Originally posted by Stuka: then the dog ate the cat..... end of story. I love a story with a happy ending. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 I figured it was time to bring things down a notch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Hello friends ! Can I cum here ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 27, 2006 Author Share Posted September 27, 2006 Originally posted by OGSF: "woof! woof! fecking woof!" waint tha dog. "Send a turn" went the guy who's burning all your Shermans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Originally posted by dalem: I figured it was time to bring things down a notch. So you found a shirt with a bump under it. Did you throw it back in? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 http://www.dmancini.com/pictures/cmpics/KitKatEyes.jpg How did you talk Gary Sinise into posing for a picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Originally posted by Noba: So you found a shirt with a bump under it. It's funnier if you leave out the first "r" and change "under" to "on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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