I see Peng people challenging around like regular people

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:

I believe it's grammar. Englishman, my arse.

Gee... the one time I don't use a spellchecker </font>

[Mace]

Hey instead of this never ending back and forward chatter between Boo and Shaw, who else would like to see them settle it via gladiatorial combat instead?

I would, as long as a lot of blood is spilt.

Oh and limbs severed.

And maybe at least one disembowlement.

[Ellros]

Can the winner be eaten by the lions?

[juan_gigante]

Or worse, be forced to join the Wafflers!

[stoat]

So, I was sending out files like a good lad, when I realizd that had recieved turns from all of my opponents save two members of this thread and a Belgian. The Belgian is enduring some personal issues and was considerate enough to inform me he would be away. The two Knights of the MBT in question, though ceratinly enduring personal issues of a...different sort every day of their lives, are merely bungholes too infatuated with the lint between their toes to send out files. You know who you are (juan_gigante and Boo), so I won't bother to mention your names.

[stoat]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:

I believe it's grammar. Englishman, my arse.

Gee... the one time I don't use a spellchecker </font>

[Boo Radley]

Originally posted by stoat:

So, I was sending out files like a good lad, when I realizd that had recieved turns from all of my opponents save two members of this thread and a Belgian. The Belgian is enduring some personal issues and was considerate enough to inform me he would be away. The two Knights of the MBT in question, though ceratinly enduring personal issues of a...different sort every day of their lives, are merely bungholes too infatuated with the lint between their toes to send out files. You know who you are (juan_gigante and Boo), so I won't bother to mention your names.

I can go a week without receiving a file from you and that's OK. You don't get a file returned immediately by me and you start to whine?

Aren't you just the little smitten kitten.

[rleete]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:

I can go a week without.

I'm sure your love life is none of his concern.

[Lars]

Originally posted by rleete:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

I can go a week without.

I'm sure your love life is none of his concern. </font>

[rleete]

If he is, I really don't care to know.

[stoat]

Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stoat:

So, I was sending out files like a good lad, when I realizd that had recieved turns from all of my opponents save two members of this thread and a Belgian. The Belgian is enduring some personal issues and was considerate enough to inform me he would be away. The two Knights of the MBT in question, though ceratinly enduring personal issues of a...different sort every day of their lives, are merely bungholes too infatuated with the lint between their toes to send out files. You know who you are (juan_gigante and Boo), so I won't bother to mention your names.

I can go a week without receiving a file from you and that's OK. You don't get a file returned immediately by me and you start to whine?

Aren't you just the little smitten kitten. </font>

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by stoat:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stoat:

So, I was sending out files like a good lad, when I realizd that had recieved turns from all of my opponents save two members of this thread and a Belgian. The Belgian is enduring some personal issues and was considerate enough to inform me he would be away. The two Knights of the MBT in question, though ceratinly enduring personal issues of a...different sort every day of their lives, are merely bungholes too infatuated with the lint between their toes to send out files. You know who you are (juan_gigante and Boo), so I won't bother to mention your names.

I can go a week without receiving a file from you and that's OK. You don't get a file returned immediately by me and you start to whine?

Aren't you just the little smitten kitten. </font>

[stoat]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stoat:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stoat:

So, I was sending out files like a good lad, when I realizd that had recieved turns from all of my opponents save two members of this thread and a Belgian. The Belgian is enduring some personal issues and was considerate enough to inform me he would be away. The two Knights of the MBT in question, though ceratinly enduring personal issues of a...different sort every day of their lives, are merely bungholes too infatuated with the lint between their toes to send out files. You know who you are (juan_gigante and Boo), so I won't bother to mention your names.

I can go a week without receiving a file from you and that's OK. You don't get a file returned immediately by me and you start to whine?

Aren't you just the little smitten kitten. </font>

[rleete]

Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

rleete was an obnoxious Squire too ... still is obnoxious of course.

Why, thank you. Nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Hey, at least I'm consistant.

[Joe Shaw]

But ... but ... how is the lad to LEARN? Spare the rod and spoil the Squire, that's what I always say ... when I'm not saying, "Why yes, I will take another beer, thanks for asking."

It is the duty of a competent Liege to INSTRUCT his Squire, to LEAD him, to TRAIN him to be a productive and valuable Knight of the CessPool ... now of course in THIS case his Liege is totally incompetent and can't be trusted to tie his own shoe, but surely you can do SOMETHING?

Remember, young stoat will be representing the SACRED CessPool ... it's bad enough we have YOU around dragging our rep in the mud, let's not perpetuate the image of CessPudlians as knuckle dragging, browridged, nose picking, pigeon toed, butt scratching and dim witted SUB-Neanderthals.

In other words, AT LEAST tell the lad not to emulate his Liege.

Thanking you in advance for your efforts in this important area, I remain ...

Joe Shaw JFLPCT

[rleete]

Originally posted by Blowhard Shaw:

let's not perpetuate the image of CessPudlians as knuckle dragging, browridged, nose picking, pigeon toed, butt scratching and dim witted SUB-Neanderthals.

Seems Olde Fowl Joe has discovered the mirror.

Oh, and young stoat was following instruction. I told him to post a few insults, and since he is relatively inexperienced, to pick the easiest and most obvious targets. Tag, you're it*.

(* Well, you and Boo, but we can't be too pickey. He has to work his way up from the bottom)

[Red Necked Dollar]

Well I finally lernad whar Radely gots his name frum. I hopes it waunt Kinfolk Boo!

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

ARKADELPHIA, Ark. - The exotic chicken that was saved from drowning by mouth-to-beak resuscitation more than three months ago has died, her owner said Tuesday.

Boo Boo , the chicken who was revived after she was found floating face down in the family pond in February, died recently, said owner Jackie Calhoun. The fowl's story was featured on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and the Animal Planet network.

"She had seizures," Calhoun said. "I've come to the conclusion that's what put her in the pond in the first place." He said he assumed another seizure had caused the fowl's death.

In February, Calhoun said he removed the chicken from the water and his sister Marian Morris blew into its beak, causing its eyes to pop open. Morris, a retired nurse, said she hadn't used cardiopulmonary resuscitation in years. She said she was glad that the chicken she saved was exotic and not just an ordinary chicken.

The chicken, who was named Boo Boo because she was easily frightened, also lived to lay three eggs before dying, Calhoun said. Until then, Calhoun said he didn't know if the bird was male or female.

"We incubated one of her eggs, and it hatched," Calhoun said. "The chick has black and white markings like Boo Boo's ."

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Information from: The Daily Siftings Herald, http://www.siftingsherald.com/

[37mm]

What did I EVER do to deserve such a thing as my serf?

[juan_gigante]

Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

What did I EVER do to deserve such a thing as my serf?

You do realize that he is Abbott, right? I mean, the entire RND persona is a joke, intentionally created to mock a stereotype of the dumb American target audience that some said CM:SF was targeted at. You're not actually taking him seriously, are you?

[37mm]

Originally posted by juan_gigante:

You're not actually taking him seriously, are you?

Julie I don't take anyone in here seriously!

And I know that he's just a rotten old joke... but still, rednecked dollar IS MY serf.

And I therefore feel responsible for the freak even if I know that he's just a faux persona of an even bigger freak... the freaking' Abbott.

But I imagine Pornbrushes like you probably can't understand a concept like House loyalty.

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by juan_gigante:

You're not actually taking him seriously, are you?

Julie I don't take anyone in here seriously!

And I know that he's just a rotten old joke... but still, rednecked dollar IS MY serf.

And I therefore feel responsible for the freak even if I know that he's just a faux persona of an even bigger freak... the freaking' Abbott.

But I imagine Pornbrushes like you probably can't understand a concept like House loyalty. </font>

[Red Necked Dollar]

Originally posted by juan_gigante:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

What did I EVER do to deserve such a thing as my serf?

You do realize that he is Abbott, right? I mean, the entire RND persona is a joke, intentionally created to mock a stereotype of the dumb American target audience that some said CM:SF was targeted at. You're not actually taking him seriously, are you? </font>

[stoat]

A-hem

Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Former Squire, Sir Sir 37mm, it is in the best interests (who am I kidding) of our House that you take Swaller Dollar Cauliflower as Serf of the CessPool.

I was going to construct a reason for not doing this but then I realised that this would probably piss off Joe Shaw no end so…

… For the incredible first words of "I’m as happy as a pig in ****" I, Sir 37mm the leading light of the House of (sigh) JD Morse (sigh), propose that swallow cauliflowers for dollars or whatever fecking else the worthless lump has bothered to call himself be made a thingy … a little guy thing… a serf!

</font>

[37mm]

I don’t think I’ve ever been happier to hear Joe’s agonizing nonsense… Joe are you saying that due to your usual thick-headed forgetfulness/idleness red necked dollar isn’t my serf?

Oh Joy of joys…

[Joe Shaw]

Originally posted by stoat:

A-hem

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Former Squire, Sir Sir 37mm, it is in the best interests (who am I kidding) of our House that you take Swaller Dollar Cauliflower as Serf of the CessPool.

I was going to construct a reason for not doing this but then I realised that this would probably piss off Joe Shaw no end so…

… For the incredible first words of "I’m as happy as a pig in ****" I, Sir 37mm the leading light of the House of (sigh) JD Morse (sigh), propose that swallow cauliflowers for dollars or whatever fecking else the worthless lump has bothered to call himself be made a thingy … a little guy thing… a serf!

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